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emby 🦑 @ sh🍤p open 😋 @mcsquiddies.serball.net · 7h

we should bring back calling people with glasses poindexter

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Jane Ferret @fighterferret.bsky.social · 5h

Vacuums you up then gets mad when the ribbons jam the vacuum

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Blur @tomboypepsilove.bsky.social · 6h

Whenever I see people abreviate Fantasy Maiden Wars as "FMW" my dumbass reads it as "Full Motion Wideo"

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Jane Ferret @fighterferret.bsky.social · 6h

Wrong! Cute.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 10h

their plainly stated goal is to starve forty million people until they get what they want, which is to rip health care away from millions more

that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts

Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 11h

The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email

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Stupid Twink @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 8h

a guy holds out his phone and says
“i love this app that lets you virtually pet a dog”

another guy looks concerned and says:
“don't they send 17
trillion dollars
to israel every year”

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Potoo Brigham @potoobrigham.bsky.social · 10h

What a decade, huh? #Undertale

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Jane Ferret @fighterferret.bsky.social · 10h

Touhou but theyre all actual anthro furries

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KnebulaNight (Comms Open!!)✨ @knebulanight.bsky.social · 3d

Came back around to re-designing my giraffe girl, Magda. She's a timid librarian/secretary and a huge dork by day, but at night she puts on a punk-goth persona that draws out a bolder and wilder side that lets loose her bottled up emotions and inclinations.

Concept art for an anthropomorphic giraffe girl. She's fairly normal looking but one side depicts a more cutesy and shy version of her in comfortable and modest clothes, but another side depicts her night life where her hair is wild, her eyes are fierce, her makeup and patterns are sharper, and she's wearing punk goth attire accessorized with multiple chokers, torn clothes, and belts around her midsection.

Some notes are scattered around the page:
"Approximately 12 feet tall"
"Hair/mane connects to whole back of neck"
"Can only bend neck so far"
"(Punk mode) Uses makeup to cover freckles and change patterns"
"Reindeer girlfriend" (accompanied by a small silly doodle of a reindeer girl who's eyes are wide and glossy and surrounded by hearts)

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Depravity Pike @gravity-pike.bsky.social · 1d

American Kappa whose head is full of diet coke instead of spring water.

Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 2d

This doesn't work

Clickbait ad showing Coca-Cola being poured from a plastic bottle onto a man's balding/bald spot

Text:

Hair Will Grow Back! No Matter How Severe The Baldness

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the lockheed martin of rap @android357.bsky.social · 12h

people actually just want validation for the things they consume. this isnt about Hamilton, its about not being seen as cool for liking it, and now thats your problem for not "allowing" others to like it

Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 22h

are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 14h

I find it corny, musically offensive, politically idiotic, and boring, but if someone enjoys it I am content to nod and move the conversation along the same way I would if a teenager started babbling about Family Guy to me.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 14h

Hamilton is still running, has made Miranda famous, rich(er), and culturally omnipresent, was received with often hysterical degrees of rapture by most critics, and is pretty universally beloved.

The people who can't stand it (myself included) are outliers.

Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 22h

are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 14h

After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

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rikose @rikose.bsky.social · 16h

オオニューラの幻覚

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Boom @boomartist.bsky.social · 14h

Must’ve been the wind…

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sego dreancas @impemboganecue.bsky.social · 13h

Why do you need to people who like decent music to admit that Hamilton is awesome, actually? There are plenty of dumbasses who pull their kids from public schools with too many blacks in them who love fucking Hamilton. It’s popular! That’s enough!

a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying that 's .

ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying that 's .

media.tenor.com

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sego dreancas @impemboganecue.bsky.social · 13h

Almost every “is it acceptable to like X again yet” sentiment is about some wildly popular, widely feted thing that is disliked by people with “taste.” It’s someone who likes crap triangulating around the minority that doesn’t to harass people into admitting it’s good for the sake of their ego

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Catbus @hayao.lol · 15h

hea'ds up

A meme with four images and advice for resetting them for Daylight Savings Time.

Image 1 -- "A Smartphone: Leave it alone, it does its magic."

Image 2 -- "Sundial: Move one house to the left."

Image 3 -- "Oven: You'll need a Masters in Electronic Engineering or a hammer."

Image 4 -- "Car Radio: Not worth it, wait six months."

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Jane Ferret @fighterferret.bsky.social · 12h

Wait forgot I failed to get the spell card on that one map # fail gamer # loser # fraud

Jane Ferret @fighterferret.bsky.social · 12h

I am liking the "shonen anime but with girls" vibe so far. Everyone's got that classic 1/18th of a braincell

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Jane Ferret @fighterferret.bsky.social · 12h

Continued a bit! Really like Sakuya so far... also managed to get Akyu one kill on that escape map # progamer

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17h

I think if you enjoy Hamilton, you shouldn't get to have opinions about art. Basically marks you as axiomatically irritating to the core of your very being.

Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 22h

are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits

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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 22h

“The researchers aim to show that the ‘inevitability’ of AI is just a marketing frame perpetrated by the industry and that pushback is a lot more possible than we often see.” Yes!

Iris van Rooij 💭 @irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 1d

‘Study after study shows that students want to develop these critical thinking skills, are not lazy, and large numbers of them would be in favor of banning ChatGPT and similar tools in universities’, says @olivia.science www.ru.nl/en/research/...

‘Opposing the inevitability of AI at universities is possible and necessary’ | Radboud University

Since the widespread release of ChatGPT in December of 2022, AI has taken over much of the world by storm – including academia. Most of this happened with very little pushback, despite a myriad of iss...

www.ru.nl

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Nick Kapur @nickkapur.bsky.social · 19h

"Person who can't open one of those plastic bags at the supermarket"

x.com/dailyportalz...

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