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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 3h

This is why I loathe and despise this automated balls and strikes thing they're doing. Baseball is a game for humans, it is about human judgement and human error. Let the umps do their damn job.

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 5h

AN BABBY

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dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 6h

eating pacman ass

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 8h

A perfect photo of Eugenio Suárez. No notes.

📸 Steph Chambers/Getty Images

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 5h

BRB, putting on my Unabridged-OED-carrying pants.

A man wearing gigantic baggy '90s style JNCO jeans on a white background.

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 6h

Just went and blocked that person preemptively because fuck off with that shit.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12h

Dune 2 chicks at the same time

Wallace from the movie Office Space showing Wallace from the 2 chicks at the same time scene with his eyes colored purple

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 9h

Beverly Clear-y is, of course, the best possible name for a Portland snow plow. I hope it's the only one they ever send to plow Klickitat Street.

Kelly Sue DeConnick @kellysue.bsky.social · 10h

"The city of Portland unveiled it's five newly named snow plows yesterday: Brrrrnside, The Big Snowplowski, Beverly Clear-y, Salt & Thaw and, of course, Plowy McPlowface." #pdx katu.com/news/local/m...

Meet Beverly Clear-y and friends: Portland's newly named snowplow fleet unveiled

The Portland Bureau of Transportation (PBOT) unveiled the five newly named snowplows today at Portland International Raceway.

katu.com

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 12h

I know he's never needed a lot of support for his...uh...creative embellishment of reality, but I'm more and more convinced that Miller et al. are showing him AI video to get him going on this shit now.

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 13h

Certain to be every bit as good as the Flintstones movie.

Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 13h

Endorsement: Faber-Castell Polychromos colored pencils are the best ones. I know a lot of people swear by the Prismacolors, but I like these better.

A Faber-Castell Polychromos pencil in Delft Blue.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 13h

raise your hand if you were a young man who never declared "I love Hitler"

Annika Brockschmidt @ardenthistorian.bsky.social · 13h

1.) One of those „kids“ is a state senator in Vermont. (They’re not kids)
2.) kids are bigots is a weird stance
3.) going full boys will be boys about the „I love Hitler“ chat is quite a choice
4.) What else to expect from a guy who still follows Bronze Age Pervert on X? (Rhetorical question)

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Zack Davisson @zackdavisson.com · 1d

"Why can't I get a girlfriend?"

"Hi! I'm a girl!"

"Gross!!! Get out of here!!! I hate you!!!!"

CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 1d

The comment section is as atrocious as you can imagine.

The male loneliness epidemic is fucking deserved when you see shit like that...

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 15h

See, that's just what the bear says, too, and the wolves don't listen. They're just accurately recreating nature.

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 16h

"Many dog come here! Many dog!"

A large tan and white dog wearing a green harness and purple leash standing on a sidewalk, sniffing a fire hydrant intently.

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 1d

a group of men are sitting around a table with one of them saying one of us !

Alt: GIF of a group of men are sitting around a table chanting "One of us! One of us!"

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 1d

I have never shared a bar of soap with a roommate, is the thing. I cannot imagine two grown men who were not in an intimate relationship with one another sharing a bar of soap.

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 1d

Me ⬇️

a man in a white shirt is dipping a spoon into a pot of food

Alt: GIF of a man eating soup from a giant pot with a spoon.

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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 1d

Take a few minutes to appreciate Drew Struzan creating the original artwork for THE PHANTOM MENACE. Truly a master at work.

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 1d

The best thing about that classic Goonies poster is that he did seven variations, each putting a different Goonie at the top of the chain.

Drew Struzan - The Goonies - Movie Advertisement Art - 1985 - Data, in Monty B's STRUZAN, Drew - Other Art Comic Art Gallery Room

Original Comic Art titled Drew Struzan - The Goonies - Movie Advertisement Art - 1985 - Data, located in Monty's STRUZAN, Drew - Other Art Comic Art Gallery (1798326)

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 1d

The GOAT. Even if you don't know it, you've seen his work a million times in every movie theater lobby you've ever walked through.

The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 1d

RIP the legendary Drew Struzan (1947-2025) 😩

Even though we were expecting the news any day now, it makes me very sad. What an artist.

Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 1d

Especially when it's an NFL quarterback, which to them is, short of Obama's presidency, the ultimate example of magnanimously allowing a Black person to have a white man's job.

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 1d

Kaepernick knelt for the national anthem in 2016, nine full-ass years ago. He was immediately and summarily by unspoken but obvious mutual decision of league-wide management run out of the league. He never played another down in the NFL. And he STILL lives in these motherfuckers' heads rent-free.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 2d

Man, two, three more weeks of rehearsal and we'll really have a hell of a show on our hands.

We open on Friday. 🫠🫠🫠

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 2d

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Holy Priceless Collection @etruscansnood.bsky.social · 2d

That's a cumulus. A Columbus is when you get a burger, fries and a drink for one low price at a fast food place.

Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 2d

That's a Colm. A Columbus is a type of cloud.

ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 2d

That’s a columbine. Columbus is a masculine Irish name meaning dove, the first name of the actor who played the greatest man in Starfleet, Chief Miles O’Brien.

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