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@dly.bsky.social

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writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw funnier me 🤠: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Oct 11

for the rest of the month I implore you: sign off all your emails with

kind regourds,

d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 7h

soup is crazy one day someone said dinner will be wet

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 5d

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 16h

Taking the rest of the day off sick because I'm still hungry after lunch

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 8h

do you bite your tongue at me sir?

no! i bith my thung it hurths

d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 7h

when their 37th birthday hits, we do a Y2K

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thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social @thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social · 11h

Ms Georgie the beautiful, steel grey colored dog looking as stunning as ever

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AmiyaJLO @amiyajlo.bsky.social · Sep 1

#dogs #DogSky #DogsOfBsky #DogLovers

Monday is also fun day today ??? No work on Labor day. Vamonos!!!!!!!;

Sasha (🐕) in a playful mood wearing a pink leash.

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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 15h

A grey cat and a pumpkin spice dog sitting in a doorway. The dog is faced away, and the cat is looking at the dog.

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critterfur @critterfur.bsky.social · 14h

👇

Doggie

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · 12h

at my funeral everyone is allowed to take a little piece of me home as a party favor

d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 8h

everyone should report this and have it taken down

d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 9h

this is the internet, you can't change that

d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 9h

'twas not 😔

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 9h

My nipples are right here

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 11h

Usdi Crittenden @lilusdi.bsky.social • 1h
Celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day by disrespecting Italians (eating a barbecue chicken pizza)

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truthseeker5734.bsky.social
@truthseeker5734.bsky.social
Would you say something like that to a black person on MLK day? I doubt it, coward.

d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 9h

we can test it out here if you want?

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19h

This new fitness routine is really working. My knees have already doubled in size.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16h

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

"What does my vest say? Does it say somethin cool? I bet it says somethin cool."

German shepherd in a field wearing a bright yellow safety jacket/vest that says PLEASE IGNORE ME

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spookillumi @illumi.meme · 14h

In honor of Columbus Day, I will be “exploring” the homes of local landlords and “discovering” their copper pipes

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 18h

that's my story and I'm sticking to it

a wall someone wrote "silly girls live forever"

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 14h

[james bond voice]

the name’s goose. silly goose.

d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 9h

Bluesky is bland because the pepperonis are missing

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10h

Bluesky is broken because the main Link is missing

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Torch Antifa Network @torchantifa.bsky.social · 10h

rt if you are the founder of antifa