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LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3brg3tkarfmhgddu4pmgjbkq/feed/aaapaaog6d5h4

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 15d

Trying to live a life just unsettling enough to warrant a second autopsy.

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 15m

There used to be beautiful furniture devoted to holding newspapers and magazines.

Just felt like reminding you guys.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 3h

Somebody I used to meow

Picture of a person with their cat. They have their face painted black and white in the same pattern as the cat. Reminds me of that guy from the band Gotye

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 10h

Plus make the most insane picture in my brain.

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 11h

Titles of independent films are my Madlibs.

A Smoking Bear production brought to me by Asylum Watchmaker sounds so kickass.

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 12h

Heart so feral it needed a rib cage to catch it.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15h

Just heard scampering noises between floors and I'm thrilled and terrified. What will it be? Will it fall through the ceiling into my lap? Will we be best friends or will I get rabies?

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 13h

“cigarettes and vapes don’t give me cancer because they know i approach them with pure intentions and a positive spirit” over a picture of a kewpie doll with s strawberry hat

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 13h

The uncrustable was already unwrapped, but they kept talking to me.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 21h

These fridge magnets spell trouble.

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 16h

Take all the time you need

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 16h

And recognize that it took you an entire day to craft your response? Duh.

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 16h

Try urban decay?

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 16h

Keeping my silver handy for the toll

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 16h

I was looking forward to the trip though

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 16h

Thanks for killing my hopes

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 16h

Flakes for real.

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 1d

Then why would you RSVP?

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 1d

I've been sleeping with my feet outside of the blankets every night in hopes I would be finally dragged into hell.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know why this two-year-old at the pool said "how dare you" to her dad but I'm on her side

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 1d

Not with that attitude

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 1d

Oversharing! On the Internet

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 1d

This sounds divine

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

gene kelly is antifa

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 1d

If you're not sure how to reply to a post, don't.

Hope this helps.

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vaмpιre ғleѕн🥀🕷️🇵🇷 @juicyanimeboobs.bsky.social · 1d

My love language is obsession and insanity.