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Butcher Baker Citizen Kater
@citizenkate.satan.social
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Butcher Baker Citizen Kater @citizenkate.satan.social · Jul 25
respectable hate list here!

ok, one like, one favorite movie kill
hildur.bsky.social Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · Jul 25
One like, one thing I hate
kerstinhall.bsky.social Kerstin Hall @kerstinhall.bsky.social · Jul 25
one like, one writing opinion.
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Paul @mondosalvo.com · 14h
I've long claimed the most 80s video to ever 80s is Animotion's "Obsession," but that's a good song. Now I need a bad song category specifically for "Feel It" by Feelabeelia.
"Feel It" by Feelabeelia
YouTube video by Lance R
www.youtube.com
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 14h
FINALLY updated my 2025 gallery
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2025
ascalaphid.com
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Foone @foone.bsky.social · 14h
a fun thing to do with Rhys's commercials uploads is to load them into a video editor and make some GIFs.
a PAL VHS recording of an 1980's commercial for acompany called LUBE MOBILE. That phrase is shown in big silvery text at the bottom of the screen, then a work truck labeled LUBE MOBILE drives across the screen, animated in charming 1980s computer animation fashion. The background is a orange gradient for some reason.
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Crypt🎃-Z🧿🧿l໐gᴉcal Dis🪓ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 18h
godzilla should crush more stuff with their thighs
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Carrie Tait @carrietait.bsky.social · 22h
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 19h
I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery
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Butcher Baker Citizen Kater @citizenkate.satan.social · 22h
Best movie I’ve watched this Halloween season so far
QUINTRON AND MISS PUSSYCAT - Halloween Kitten Commercial - BLOOPERS AT END!
YouTube video by Mr. Quintron
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Cinematic Void @cinematicvoid.bsky.social · 1d
Tonight at Killer Fitness … it’s THE MIDNIGHT HOUR, baby. Join us at 8:00 PM for a 40th anniversary screening of this spooky season classic. 🎟️: tinyurl.com/bdf2be8s
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🫧 Spark Elation 🫧 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 1d
man what the hell is going on in a nation where millions of people fall into identity fusion with a preening asshole who spraypaints his face tangelo
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 1d
But our handsome friend here has a complicated sex life involving calcareous "love darts" that earned it the name "ninja slug".

All individuals in the species have both sets of reproductive organs. When they encounter one another, there's a race to dart their partner.

(📷: Shiwan Lu)
A blue and green semi-slug with a very long tail, crawling on a brown and yellow leaf. It has a sort of leathery shell on top of an outgrowth of tissue that is blue and green stippled. Sort of half-slug, half-snail, in shades of golden brown, fluorescent green, blue and yellow. iNaturalist photo 440017119, (c) Shiwan Lu, some rights reserved (CC BY-NC-SA), uploaded by Shiwan Lu
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 1d
A classic Dad Joke:
You'd think removing the shell
from a racing snail 🐌💨 would
make it faster, but it just
makes it more sluggish. 🥁

Let's talk about the SNAIL-SLUG CONTINUUM!
(which sounds like a Dr. Who episode)

For example, what the heck is this?
It's a SEMI-SLUG.

(📷: Arnold Wijker)
Green stippling on something that looks like a cross between a snail and a slug, with a sort of odd golden brown shell wrapped in green stippled skin, but peeking out from underneath. It has a brown "neck" but green tail, body and eye stalks. iNaturalist photo 28991699, (c) Arnold Wijker, some rights reserved (CC BY-NC), uploaded by Arnold Wijker.
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Ghoul-jin Rondo @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 1d
Lobby card for ROBOT MONSTER (1953)

This movie brings me so much joy. I'd much rather watch it than anything by, say, Osgood Perkins. The creeps who put it in their worst movies of all time books can all go suck eggs in Hell.
Lobby card features a photo of a muscular dude trying to free a woman from the arms of a menacing gorilla with a space helmet for a head.
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 1d
this rips www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQR0...
The Shaggs - "Philosophy of the World" (Andrew Thoreen and Ian Meltzer cover)
YouTube video by Andrew Thoreen
www.youtube.com
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citizenkate.satan.social
Butcher Baker Citizen Kater @citizenkate.satan.social · 1d
Amused that they’re locked
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Butcher Baker Citizen Kater @citizenkate.satan.social · 1d
Interesting it cites the reason for the recurring Women’s March as “feminism” when initially it was a protest against Trump’s inauguration. So he’s occupying quite a lot of real estate here
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 1d
cool that the entire world economy is a giant bet on the profitability of technology whose only use case is sociopathic Nazis generating video of the US president having diarrhoea in an aeroplane
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citizenkate.satan.social
Butcher Baker Citizen Kater @citizenkate.satan.social · 1d
Everybody dust off your They Live glasses
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Butcher Baker Citizen Kater @citizenkate.satan.social · 1d
Don’t worry, my phones on about 6%

I won’t be able to go on & on about it
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citizenkate.satan.social
Butcher Baker Citizen Kater @citizenkate.satan.social · 1d
Can’t sleep, many legitimate reasons, but fixating on what a travesty it is that the kids have destroyed the meaning of the word “literally”

What are we gonna do without it

It’s an emergency
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Butcher Baker Citizen Kater @citizenkate.satan.social · 1d
Seer is my spirit animal
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 2d
not now babe i’m working on my research
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d
We could maybe use more celebrities on here but the ones we have give us blessed moments like Guillermo del Toro reposting Flavor Flav
Reposted by Guillermo del Toro FLAVOR FLAV No King but King Swiftie
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𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡𝔠𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔢 @outlawvern.bsky.social · 2d
If the BLACK PHONE series progresses deeper into the '80s I would like to see a black Garfield phone.
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Butcher Baker Citizen Kater @citizenkate.satan.social · 2d
WHAT
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 2d
let’s see Donald wriggle out of this one
A melting ice sculpture of the word "Democracy" was placed in front of the U.S. Capitol.
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