you guys suck at making baseballs cum

“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”

If Isaac Chotiner asked me a difficult question I would simply suplex him through a table then apply a figure-four leglock

While you’re here, please take a moment to read my article about Rodney Taylor, a disabled double amputee who’s being held in solitary confinement by ICE.

He was two days away from receiving new prosthetics when they grabbed him.

He’s been detained for months & there’s a petition to get him out:

birthday girl

#bridget #GGST #guiltygear

Another perfect Bluesky exchange

Actually considered a lot of "Grokipedia" is apparently just wiki pages rewritten by an AI slopbot, while Conservapedia at least had human submissions, Musk is actually partaking in the time honored tech bro tradition of inventing something that already exists and also *making it worse*.

Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario

sending the age regressing dog girls here

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thankies 😊

And, just out of curiosity, where would one acquire this shirt? 👀

To be yourself is the most courageous thing. Endless respect to all my trans friends. o7

imma be straight up i get that cis people don't understand us but i'm kinda tired of the "i don't really understand, it must be so hard for them" thing because lowkey gender dysphoria isn't that bad because it's actually easily treatable. what's soul crushing/mind breaking is how society treats us.

that is pure gasoline!!

new york, polls are open! let's get zohran in office

thinking about how crazy the amulet drives daddy

While i was mocking Ready Player One i feel like everything became Ready Player One because why are minor Simpsons characters in the battle royale killing game?

Love to show how smart I am by bragging about my score on the Montreal Cognitive Assessment.

A wide-eyed dairy cow named Arthur is the mascot of Kagamiishi Town, Fukushima.

Literally spit out my drink at the end

I think part of the horror is also this mum who was (at least to a certain extend) accepting of her daughter’s transition now seemingly regretting having affirmed her in life

Teenage Dirtbag by Peach PRC

youtu.be/yrXJYDXV4T8?...