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ChutneyCaelyn
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She/her. Autistic trans movie-obsessed nervous wreck 😅
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Damn, can't believe Charlie Kirk didn't live to see Phan being confirmed. 😿

RIP bro, you would've hated this.
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you guys suck at making baseballs cum
i wanna suck the baseballs i want to make the baseballs nut that's how you all sound, to me
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“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
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If Isaac Chotiner asked me a difficult question I would simply suplex him through a table then apply a figure-four leglock
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While you’re here, please take a moment to read my article about Rodney Taylor, a disabled double amputee who’s being held in solitary confinement by ICE.

He was two days away from receiving new prosthetics when they grabbed him.

He’s been detained for months & there’s a petition to get him out:
Help Rodney Taylor, a Disabled Double Amputee Being Held by ICE
Rodney has been in the country more than 40 years. He's in solitary confinement in Georgia, being denied disability accommodations and having his medical needs ignored. He must be released.
www.disabledginger.com
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Actually considered a lot of "Grokipedia" is apparently just wiki pages rewritten by an AI slopbot, while Conservapedia at least had human submissions, Musk is actually partaking in the time honored tech bro tradition of inventing something that already exists and also *making it worse*.
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Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario
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sending the age regressing dog girls here
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b̶̗̠̤̙̺̰̙͇͆̀̒̍̀̂́̕ả̶̡̛̛̛̛͎͔̟̯̤͑̈͐̌̈́̄̓͆̓͛̎͌͛͋͑̆̇̄͐͋̋͊̓̋̊͐̍͗̓͒̆̊̓̂͆̀̾̇̑̈́́͊̾̚͘͘̚̕͝͝͠s̷̢̢̢̧̡̝͖̮͉̰̯̫̮̪̳̲͕̯̟͉̮͚̙͚͓͕̫̣̦͔͓̺̫̻̤̲͆͒̾͂͌̐̑͊̈́͒͛̆̊̍̌͛̇̇̍̾͗̎͐͑̆͒̓̀́̏͊̓̈́͋̓̐͂͘͜͝͝͠͝͝e̴̡̡̡̘̲̺̥͎̥̭͙̲̪̱͔̞͔̠͖̞̞̦̱͉̤̭̼̗͖̥͕͕͙̦̹̠͙͓̤̰͎̼̱̪̹͉̱̞͉̯̠̜͎͙̗͖̣͒̊̒̌͒͗̓̀͗͒͐̽̈̔̑̆͑͑̆̀̀̒̉̿̕̕͜͜͜ͅͅb̷̧̡̪̺̯̱͍͚̻͕̗̬͓̞̈́̈́̽̋̑̈́͒̓́̒̓̇̀̾̕͝a̶̧̢̦͕̗͔͓͙̦̜̬̯̟͉̪̱̮̲͍̻̹͓͍̪̦̥͎̩̫͉͈͙̰̹̞̯̭͔̩̹͛̅͗̑̂̋̍͌͒́̈̆̚͜ͅͅḻ̵̢̢̧̢̨̧̟̗̖̰͇̦̺͕̫̖͈͎͈̪̺̗͚̖̱͎̞͚̥͇̺̱̜͛̃̀̂̾̆̈͝ͅļ̴̧̨̬͔̱͎̳̬͉̘̝̻̹͔͓͍͈̙̣̳̝̗͙͉̬̭̦̗̥̜̠̘̯̯͖̜̠̦̱̰̱̮̤̣̥̼̯̞̉
And, just out of curiosity, where would one acquire this shirt? 👀
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To be yourself is the most courageous thing. Endless respect to all my trans friends. o7
despite all the fear mongering about trans people and the attempts to abandon and actively harm us from both political parties in the US, transitioning is still the greatest decision i’ve ever made, only regret i have is not doing it younger, and that it has only made my life infinitely better
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imma be straight up i get that cis people don't understand us but i'm kinda tired of the "i don't really understand, it must be so hard for them" thing because lowkey gender dysphoria isn't that bad because it's actually easily treatable. what's soul crushing/mind breaking is how society treats us.
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that is pure gasoline!!
Oh I was NOT prepared for Hunter Schafer in Tilda Swinton's Orlando wardrobe today

The LEVELS of gender at work here
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new york, polls are open! let's get zohran in office
i hate to be that bitch, but my sources are telling me this early voting data has gotten Zohran's people rightly spooked and y'all better stop assuming this one's in the bag. GOTV
Voter turnout surges in NYC mayor’s race, with Boomers and Gen X leading the charge
The data so far is good news for independent candidate Andrew Cuomo, a political scientist said.
gothamist.com
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thinking about how crazy the amulet drives daddy
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While i was mocking Ready Player One i feel like everything became Ready Player One because why are minor Simpsons characters in the battle royale killing game?
A animated trailer for Kang and Kodos addition to Fortnite, having a special message to players on November 1st, 11am ET
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Love to show how smart I am by bragging about my score on the Montreal Cognitive Assessment.
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A wide-eyed dairy cow named Arthur is the mascot of Kagamiishi Town, Fukushima.
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Literally spit out my drink at the end
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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I think part of the horror is also this mum who was (at least to a certain extend) accepting of her daughter’s transition now seemingly regretting having affirmed her in life
Part of what really gets me so enraged with how Brianna Ghey’s death gets talked about is that I was once like her I was once a 16 year old trans girl seeking solace online
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