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3Spooky5Me
@ceramicclaw.bsky.social
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Attempting to remain semi-anonymous. Username is meaningless/randomly generated. Display name is always a hilarious joke. Trans Lives Matter Creator of @birdofthedaybot.bsky.social
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3Spooky5Me @ceramicclaw.bsky.social · Aug 28
Please ask me about my opinions of the tragically underappreciated but flawed film Tenet
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3Spooky5Me @ceramicclaw.bsky.social · 15h
May everyone love their spouse as much as Sandra Lee loves Cocktail Time
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3Spooky5Me @ceramicclaw.bsky.social · 1d
An entire line of computers themed off of a nonsense poem. What a crazy time
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d
Honestly, if granola is gonna have that many calories, just stop making it
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3Spooky5Me @ceramicclaw.bsky.social · 1d
Tonight I made: turkey chili. Absolutely delicious
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3Spooky5Me @ceramicclaw.bsky.social · 1d
One of the great pleasures in my life is having to manually write and mail a check for garbage pickup.

Autodraft schmautodraft. A garbage company doesn't need a whole login portal with notifications just to pickup my trash.
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3Spooky5Me @ceramicclaw.bsky.social · 2d
If this is true this is life-changing. The autobreak when some car merges off but radar still thinks is in front of me is MADDENING
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 2d
The new trailer for THE RUNNING MAN is up. My IT guy will post it. I don't "get" posting on Bluesky. That's okay. I've seen the movie, and it's a balls-to-the-wall thrill ride. The feel is like a modern-day DIE HARD.
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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 3d
today in "predicted by 30 Rock"
Edie Falco on 30 Rock: I MISSED THE VOTE ON A BILL TO LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL WHALE TORTURE.
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 3d
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MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.
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3Spooky5Me @ceramicclaw.bsky.social · 3d
As the Midwest would say: no yeah no
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3Spooky5Me @ceramicclaw.bsky.social · 4d
Came down with a stomach bug yesterday that's carried into today.

0/10 would not recommend
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 5d
locked keys in shuttlecraft
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 5d
Printing presses kept their letters in cases.

Capital letters went in the upper case.
Smaller letters went in the lower case.

This is why we say ‘UPPER CASE’ and ‘lower case.’

Ok, but what did we call them before the invention of the printing press?

MAJUSCULE and minuscule.
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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 5d
pee is stored in the balls and autism is stored in the foreskin
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 6d
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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3Spooky5Me @ceramicclaw.bsky.social · 6d
The rule is simple: if you post AI slop I immediately block
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PowerWash Simulator 💦 @powerwashsimulator.co.uk · 8d
Get ready to suit up, Washers 💦

You'll be able to collect your keys and get busting grime October 23rd!

Coming to PC, Xbox Series X|S, PlayStation 5 and Nintendo Switch 2
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 9d
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
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3Spooky5Me @ceramicclaw.bsky.social · 7d
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3Spooky5Me @ceramicclaw.bsky.social · 8d
It's been a day. Thanks for asking. Hope your is going okay
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3Spooky5Me @ceramicclaw.bsky.social · 8d
... and today was only Monday
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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 8d
Inside you, there are two wolves. Outside of you, there are like millions of wolves. Good luck with those odds.

Eat arbys
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 9d
(1/2) VDLM2 Message From: G-UZHV / U2826Y

Message: HI - IS THERE ANY CHANCE YOU COULD SEND AN ENGINEER TO TRY TO GET OUR OVEN WORKING PLEASE. THE FATE OF MY COTTAGE PIE DEPENDS ON IT. ETA EDI 1515Z

Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/G-UZHV

Area: Birmingham, UK

#acars #vdlm2 #GUZHV
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 9d
Season 7 / Episode 5
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10d
"When the flowers begin to wilt with chill… When the coffee shops begin unveiling new and exciting lattes… That’s how I’ll know it’s the one week of the year it’s seasonally appropriate for me to wear my Sensible Fall Jacket."
What I’ll Do with the One Week I Can Wear My Sensible Fall Jacket
When the Hunter’s Moon approaches… When the flowers begin to wilt with chill… When the coffee shops begin unveiling new and exciting lattes… That’s...
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3Spooky5Me @ceramicclaw.bsky.social · 10d
Tonight I made: Crunchy salmon bowls with brown rice, cabbage, carrot, and green onion