Cathal Malone
@cathalmalone.bsky.social
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Corkonian-in-exile in the Pale. Lawyer. Liúdramán. He/him.
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paperghost.bsky.social
people have been harassing service industry workers for a while with these glasses. It should be legal to ring a bell when this is witnessed, and everyone is legally allowed to chase the glasses-nonce in a manner similar to invasion of the body snatchers
chessercat.bsky.social
Actual safety notice from my alma mater:

Ray-Ban Meta sunglasses being used exactly as everyone expected

The techbros are not okay (it’s a completely open campus…not all the buildings, obviously)
UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO
Office of Public Safety

Crime Safety Advisory:                            
Suspicious Occurrence Reported

Dear USF Community,

We want to make you aware of recent reports of a suspicious occurrence on and around campus. Multiple community members have reported contact from an individual, described as male and wearing Ray-Ban Meta sunglasses, who has approached women with unwanted comments and inappropriate dating questions. Reports indicate that this individual may be attempting to post these interactions online under the account name "pickuplines.pov" on TikTok, Instagram, and possibly other social media platforms. 

While no threats or acts of violence have been reported, we want our community to stay informed and take steps to support one another.
If you encounter this individual or any suspicious activity:

Take immediate action to report the incident at the time it occurs by calling Public Safety Dispatch.
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cethanleahy.com
I broadly agree with the people saying it but I do think it's very difficult to not sound like a Victorian pervert when complaining about AI superseding "handcrafted erotica".
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johnpfaff.bsky.social
To be clear:

LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government.

The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency.

This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.
Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids
Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.
abcnews.go.com
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.
cathalmalone.bsky.social
Fógraí. Is cinníochas iad na focan fógraí sa linn snámha. A leithead de ráiméis.
cathalmalone.bsky.social
Oh, how terrible. Look at these people we're letting into Europe, those Yemenis and Somalis and Belarusians and Syrians. What is the Common European Asylum System even for, if not to help those people escape hell itself.

www.irishtimes.com/politics/202...
cathalmalone.bsky.social
Just for that, we're keeping Cillian Murphy.
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imaculthero.bsky.social
Connolly REFUSES to hire Enoch Burke despite CLAIMING to believe in rehabilitation.

My latest, *only* in tomorrow's Irish Times
newschambers.bsky.social
A group of people have turned up to Catherine Connolly’s canvass in Naas asking about Enoch and Elijah Burke.

They have asked Connolly if she’s a Freemason…

@virginmedianews.bsky.social
cathalmalone.bsky.social
So,
paulbernal.bsky.social
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to recite Beowulf in its entirety in Old English, without notes, before being allowed entry to the U.K.
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donnchalaw.bsky.social
Gentle reminder…the Special Criminal Court was opposed trenchantly and for compelling reasons by Mary Robinson before she became President; its continued existence has been criticised by the UN Human Rights Committee, UN Special Rapporteurs, the Irish Human Rights & …
news.rte.ie
The two candidates in the Presidential Election have clashed over the Special Criminal Court with Heather Humphreys saying she supported it and Catherine Connolly calling for its abolition
Presidential candidates clash over Special Criminal Court
The two candidates in the Presidential Election have clashed over the Special Criminal Court with Heather Humphreys saying she supported it and Catherine Connolly calling for its abolition.
www.rte.ie
cathalmalone.bsky.social
Thread!
mightygodking.com
reading how foxes are self-selecting now, on an evolutionary basis, for "sociable with humans" and then seeing a flood of "this fox decided to be fwiends with me" videos and it's like foxes finally decided that that one particular group of wolves had the right idea when they decided to become dogs
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paperghost.bsky.social
seeing as we're all talking about the proposed language requirement changes for visas: here's the email my wife was sent for her B1 test in 2018. imagine spending about £800 in total across 3 tests, and you're met with

"YOU TEST DAY INFOMRATION"
"please bring this document with you on the day of your test. this is a confirmation letter for your life skills test. YOU TEST DAY INFOMRATION"
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darach.bsky.social
Actually, pedantry can never be truly pure if it only applies to half of a reply. It needs to apply to the entire reply.
notalawyer.bsky.social
going viral here is worse than it used to be on twitter because half of the replies will just be pure pedantry
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darach.bsky.social
When a British kid speaks two languages well and a third passably they are considered gifted.

When a migrant kid speaks two languages and English passably, they are considered a threat.
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paperghost.bsky.social
"do you want to see marilyn monroe in game of thrones?"

do you want to see me hit you with my shoe
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publicdomainrev.bsky.social
After complaints about Timothy Dexter's A Pickle for the Knowing Ones (1797) being entirely devoid of punctuation, in future editions the eccentric businessman supplied a supplemental page so that people “may peper and solt as they please”: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/dexter-pickle