Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush
@calamitycrush.bsky.social
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She/her. Chicago. Former video store lackey, current dairy queen. Angry pedestrian. Cat mom. Old movie weirdo. I'd rather be at the (goth) club
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
gonna tell people this was the royal wedding
matineemode.bsky.social
I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).
Bob Hoskins meets Princess Diana as a full size Roger Rabbit costumed character stands next to them.
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matineemode.bsky.social
I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).
Bob Hoskins meets Princess Diana as a full size Roger Rabbit costumed character stands next to them.
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
few ideas have damaged the average psyche more than ‘the customer is always right.’ it should be a little bit humiliating, being a customer. you should walk into any service transaction knowing that the other person, and not you, is in control over whether you get your treats
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misterjayem.bsky.social
"Let us join forces, military, gendarmes and police, and refuse to be paid to shoot our friends, our brothers and our sisters..."

A lovely sentiment.
olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
"Madagascar’s president, Andry Rajoelina, is reported to have fled...On Saturday, some Capsat soldiers had posted a video...: “Let us join forces, military, gendarmes and police, and refuse to be paid to shoot our friends, our brothers and our sisters..."

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
Madagascar president flees after losing support of key army unit
Elite Capsat unit that played a major role in Andry Rajoelina’s rise to presidency joined gen Z protests against corruption
www.theguardian.com
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chas.bsky.social
On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick
Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick
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jadomian.bsky.social
Well-buttered rightwing propagandists are always screaming lies about “paid leftwing protesters” because 100% of all rightwing political activity is very obviously deeply funded by the hyper billionaires who own them - so they fabricate a symmetry that doesn’t exist
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
zohran obviously just blazing trans support this week has been the most heartening but I appreciate john oliver taking time out to talk about bari weiss's bullshit trans clinic article in detail and just how disingenuous she is about everything
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jvagle.me
A great moment from Oliver:

“While I would love to keep splitting hairs on whether a country’s starving kids is better or worse if those kids are already sick, let’s just table that discussion for when I see you in hell.”
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aniceburrito.bsky.social
Frank Zamboni, inventor of the modern ice resurfacing machine that changed the games of hockey and ice skating forever
Frank Zamboni holding some ice in front of the machine that bears his name
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nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
Auspicious start for the new CBS News, laundering unattributed cop shit-talking through the incoming editor-in-chief’s blog and failing to correct a misspelling of the story subject’s name in the web headline for three days.
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jamellebouie.net
apparently “bari weiss doesn’t actually know what journalism is” extends to getting basic facts like the name of a subject right
brandonfriedman.bsky.social
Promoting the editor-in-chief's personal side project. Zero named sources in a story that promotes the editor-in-chief's personal political position. Misspelling the subject's name. It took one day for CBS News to become a conservative blog.

www.cbsnews.com/video/some-n...
CBS News: Some NYPD officers worry about Mandani becoming NYC mayor the Free Press reports.
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fozrotten.bsky.social
Dracula Blood Oranges. It sells its self.
Dracula Blood Oranges advertisement of Dracula biting into a blood orange with blood dripping down.
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brandonfriedman.bsky.social
Promoting the editor-in-chief's personal side project. Zero named sources in a story that promotes the editor-in-chief's personal political position. Misspelling the subject's name. It took one day for CBS News to become a conservative blog.

www.cbsnews.com/video/some-n...
CBS News: Some NYPD officers worry about Mandani becoming NYC mayor the Free Press reports.
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josie.zone
SWITCH TO TIDAL TODAY

YOU CAN TRANSFER YOUR PLAYLISTS WITH THE LINK BELOW

IT IS EASY, THE SOUND QUALITY IS BETTER, THEY HAVE MUSIC VIDEOS, AND THERE'S NO GESTAPO ADS

tidal.com/transfer-music
pavlovforgoths.com
Found out that Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads, if you need another reason to quit using it.
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citizenscreen.bsky.social
Clara Bow getting coffee at the New York City Horn and Hardart Automat in a promotional still from NO LIMIT (1931).
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop
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inyourculture.bsky.social
hashtag RELATABLE amirite girls
REALLY HAS TO PEE GF
Are you serious, you have to pee AGAIN??
I told you not to drink all that monster before we went out!
You were just in the bathroom like
45 minutes ago!
We have a really good spot, are you sure you can't just hold it for the first set?
*sigh* okay let's find the bathrooms
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jonathan.eylerwerve.com
"What is up with the quality of copper these days?" I say as the tavern crowd begins throwing cruniforn tablets at me