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Branson Reese
@bransonreese.bsky.social
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 13h
My grand theory is that 6.5 is the ideal rating on IMDb for an interesting movie because it means it alienated idiots. If you’d like proof: Almost every Kiyoshi Kurosawa movie is rated between 6.3-6.9.
The IMDb for Pulse, rated 6.5 The IMDb for bright future, rated 6.7 The IMDb for license to live, rated 6.9 The IMDb for cloud, rated 6.4
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 18h
lol now I'm with you. Thank you!
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 19h
Can't say I completely parsed this but I think thank you
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batthew (on account of halloween, you see) 🦖🦇 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 19h
Thoroughly excited for Branson’s latest exciting tour through a European accent.
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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tymonbrown.com
Tymon @tymonbrown.com · 1d
laughed so hard my teeth clicked together, causing me great pain
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 1d
The Skittle throwing feats outlined in this comic, in terms of both aim and force, are really going to send the Swanboy powerscaling community into chaos.
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Jed Haas, Drawler of Silly Comixes @jedhaas.bsky.social · 1d
Possibly the single best opening panel I’ve ever read in this one
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 1d
This is also an issue if you read stuff like Game of Thrones or Wolf Hall. The other day, a line of traffic was blocking a left turn I needed to make and the guy behind me started honking at me, and I said out loud, "What would you have me do?"
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 1d
is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 2d
He was secretly really proud and was hoping this was more how Rona would respond
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 2d
Ringing the "New Swan Boy" bell as all of you come running out of the woods, faces scuffed and holes in the knees of your jeans
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 2d
He does sort of have a tuft but it's small enough that it just fits in there. Also thank you.
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 2d
It was a one in a million shot
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 2d
One Battle After Another
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 2d
You cannot under any circumstances let us know about that
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ceej @ceej.online · 2d
damn. hoping it at least signifies something
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 2d
It is a tale
Told by an idiot
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Woltergeist II: The Other Side @wolter.bsky.social · 2d
This is the most relatable one yet.
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 2d
This is wonderful news
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Byro[Hallowee]n @byronic.bsky.social · 2d
this. is swanboycom
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 2d
Now that’s what I call swanboy dot com
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 3d
Totally agree. Once you get into "he's a little of this and a little of that" it's time to cut your losses.
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 3d
Swan Boy's obviously Kramer but he has more Jerry in him than you'd think at first glance. I don't think Rona fits very cleanly into it. Honestly she's got a little George, too.
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Cozmic Caztaway @cozmicaztaway.bsky.social · 3d
Is.. is Noel the George Costanza of Swan Boy?
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 3d
Yes
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