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Brandonomicon Ex Mortis (Brandon Seifert)
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Professional mammal; comics creature. Writer and storyteller based in Portland, Oregon. Wrote "Witch Doctor" (Image Comics), others. Once spent the night in the Birdman's cell at Alcatraz. A mess, with momentum. https://brandonseifert.info
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⚠️ Comic book(+) writer looking for creator-owned work! I have HEAPS of projects to pitch! ⚠️

Marvel/Disney, Legendary Entertainment, Image, IDW, BOOM!, more. "Witch Doctor," "Hellraiser," "Doctor Who," "Godzilla," "Avengers," more.

Credits/contacts: brandonseifert.info

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didn't post about this when it happened friday but..... heroes!
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"Every tyrant tries to convince the public that support for them is all but universal and opposition is both dangerous and futile. Trump will keep saying that. But after No Kings, it will be even harder to believe than it was before." — @paulwaldman.bsky.social
No Kings was a huge success. Just look at Trump's response.
Turnout was enormous. There was no violence. And the wannabe king is triggered.
www.publicnotice.co
Common Side Effects for one of them, it looks like.
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accidentally took the kind of nap that make you feel evil
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I mean this is viscerally upsetting because it's really genuinely him treating the white house like it's his own personal property; he's the king and it's his palace. No other president ever thought like this, even if they were a fucking horrible person, because it goes against our founding creed
I'm not a West Wing obsessed lib or anything but the more I see pictures of this the more fucked up I think it is. It's like he cut off one of the hands of the Lincoln memorial with an angle grinder so he could add a big gun to it.
The Treasury Department instructed employees not to share to share photos of the demolition of parts of the White House’s East Wing
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These guys act really tough for having easier fitness requirements than a 5th grade gym class
SCOOP: more than a third of new recruits at the ICE training academy have failed the personal fitness test -- so many that the agency has had to start pre-screening new hires to weed out what one official called "athletically allergic candidates" www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
A Third of ICE-Academy Recruits Are Failing Out
Push-ups, sit-ups, and a brisk jog pose a threat to Trump’s deportation campaign.
www.theatlantic.com
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one of the reasons I don’t really like to get into even silly sounding conspiracy theories is that the answer to “fun conspiracy or antisemitism” is almost always “antisemitism”

it is the ugly ur-conspiracy at the bottom of most of these rabbit holes
Before you start making jokes about this - the reptilian conspiracy theory is deep, rabbit hole-level antisemitism.

www.nbcnews.com/think/opinio...
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Top 5 Supreme Court rulings that could be a bit but you’re not sure so you kinda laugh but also look serious so you can style it out
Every now and then I go back and read the Citizens United ruling to see if it is as unhinged as I thought, and every time I do that I see it is actually far more deranged than I remembered.

levernews.com/book
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They simply do not care. About anything. It’s the same principle behind 300 feds dragging people out of 1 building in the middle of the night here in Chicago, and shooting clergy & civilians & teargassing peaceful protesters at Broadview ICE. They simply don’t care, ignore law and want violence.
I still don't understand how this could just happen without some sort of congressional or other approval?☹️
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The Leverage cast seeing the Louvre heist and collectively posting, "Not it," is the whimsy we deserve.
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I drew this lady from Edward Gorey’s PBS Mystery opening intro.
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I'm not sure how many people who play trombone and do community theatre OP knows. They're absolutely a demographic I'd expect to get laid a lot.

(I mean. I've *been* in community theatre. They fuck.)

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm starting an AU where Riker forms a ska band on the Enterprise.
The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
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I just called ACECO & left a furious message: 301-588-0707

Then I sent this email via their contact page
acecoworld.com/contact/

(If you do either, remember not to say or write anything that could win you a call from law enforcement.)
As much as I loved Adam Driver and that character, after Rise of Skywalker it's a mercy killing that they haven't continued that story. I learned my lesson, man. I don't need to keep watching them.
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I absolutely ADORE this scene, and have done since I was 12. Screenplay by Ray Bradbury, based on his own novel. Perfect for Halloween!
i saw this in junior high, english class. this scene is incredible and i think of it often

youtu.be/A6DHtYc3BWg?...
(amazing) Scene [Something Wicked This Way Comes]
YouTube video by Mike M.
youtu.be
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just based on the fact that when my straight gal buddies get together with wine they only ever discuss a combination of complaining about somebody at work, different times they've gotten too drunk, fantasy survivor, their cat, and what medications they're on, this seems like a definite fib
nyt article saying women are getting together for chatgpt parties…eating wine and cheese and…talking about how chatgpt can help them…uhhuh.
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here's what the polls said when I was 12 and just realizing that I was gay. not that fucking long ago
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It's great that Bluesky currently allows adult-related content, but when it comes to social media platforms... who knows how long that'll last. To never miss our posts, you can follow us ✨for free✨ on www.patreon.com/OhJoySexToy 😘
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Hey Portland, I want to clear up any confusion or questions about the recent ruling in the 9th Circuit. Today, on October 20th, 2025, a panel of judges ruled 2-1 to put a stay on the temporary restraining order (TRO) that blocked federalization of the Oregon National Guard. 🧵
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‼️ REMOVE AIslop from your PINTEREST results.‼️
Let's see how true this is....

1. Go to ‘Refine your recommendations’ and remove everything related to ‘generative AI interests’.

(As if anyone who visits the site for reliable references would be interested in that...)
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Just to make everyone feel worse about everything there's a world where Amazon sells Twitch to the Saudis which is a rumor thats already gone around and Microsoft eventually dumps gaming in favor of chasing AI, also leading to being sold to the kingdom. So think of it like these are the good times
new episode of kill the computer, we talked to @slasher.bsky.social about the saudi kingdoms takeover of gaming, sports, and entertainment industries and why they’re doing this
Kingdom of Gamers Ft. Rod Breslau aka Slasher
Podcast Episode · Kill The Computer · 10/20/2025 · 1h 12m
podcasts.apple.com