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erin balconyskeletons

@balconyskeletons.bsky.social

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she/they unless it would be funnier to gender me otherwise. sports gremlin (angels/phillies/bruins). queer. hello.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · Jul 17

If there's shit on my calendar, my mentals will be balancer

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 6h

Delay #1. I now leave at 1:45, not 1:10. 😭

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 9h

This reads like the guy naming the dishes went left to right and had a stroke halfway through.

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 12h

I love bunting bc it’s so chaotic but I’d think actual baseball teams would use it better than they do

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 13h

NO FOR REAL........union all the way to pomona......,,....,SICKOS DOT MEME

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 13h

dude i went all the way out to the pomona fairgrounds

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 13h

LA Metro goes out soooo far now. Don't let my dead eyed expression mislead you. I'm having a great time.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 20h

tired: distributed computing will stop single point of failure outages
wired: distributed computing across one company is an even bigger single point
inspired: the true culprit is the relentless main character energy of the east coast

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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 3d

I think the taboos against commenting on other people’s bodies are generally well founded but there has to be discursive room to talk about the moral injury of being a woman surrounded by aggressive, invasive, and inhuman-looking plastic surgery.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 21h

my network would be soooo perfect if there weren't any users on it

erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 21h

yes :)

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 21h

compline bell gonna go so hard

erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 21h

i'm in CA still and have been up since 5:30. not mclovin life

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 21h

🎶i am in hell🎶

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 1d

rules about nighttime “quiet hours” where like it’s considered an offense to disturb people by being loud after 10 pm or whatever should extend through 10 am, and they only don’t because our society thinks anyone still in bed at 7:15 is a morally weak person

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 4d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 21h

happy aws outage day to all who suffer

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Molly White @molly.wiki · 2d

cops tackling and marching off with a giant penis, Kristi Noem menacing a chicken she swears is antifa, feds pepper-spraying a frog

ridicule is an extremely effective protest tactic and foil for authoritarianism

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 2d

Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 2d

Didn't get a pic but

SEE YOU LATER ALLIGATOR
AT YOUR TRIAL PEDOPHILE

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 2d

The specificity of this burn...chef kiss.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 2d

Hello from the suburbs

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 3d

OH IM RUNNING

erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 3d

dad: the thing is, i worked with a guy who was just the most obnoxious, smug, competitive kings fan
@jessmonster47.bsky.social: brian, it's rude to talk about me that way

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moonlight 🌘🎃 @missmoonlight.bsky.social · 5d

Baseball is weird man.

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · Sep 18

extremely funny to me that a year ago in #PickboneWastes we introduced Sina (FC Timothy Olyphant), a literal silver fox therianthrope and now Alien: Earth has delivered to me Kirsh

and they are both fed up with watching these damn kids

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 6d

Jordan: I'm off to go buy a rat.
me: Get Shiloh one?
Jordan: TWO rats.
me: Shiloh wants a snack!
Jordan: YOURE NOT GONNA SACRIFICE IT LIKE THE PLAN?
Amanda: I don't know why that didn't occur to me.

#PickboneWastes

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 6d

Just terrified all of #PickboneWastes because I made the horrid error of trying to open a window without realizing that Mary had bolted fucking LED light strings to every pane of it and I went on a loudly distressed face journey