erin balconyskeletons
@balconyskeletons.bsky.social
she/they unless it would be funnier to gender me otherwise. sports gremlin (angels/phillies/bruins). queer. hello.
Pinned
If there's shit on my calendar, my mentals will be balancer
We are both happy I am home
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We are both happy I am home
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you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
I'm a polite houseguest that way
I passed out next to Erin while watching tv and I know my sister would have taken 3 unflattering pictures and at least two posts on the internet
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I'm a polite houseguest that way
APPARENTLY I WILL HAVE MY CAR IN ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF AND IT WILL BE NOT EXPENSIVE IN THE SCHEME OF CAR EXPENSES
I’ll let Erin share but GOOD NEWS FROM THE MECHANIC
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
APPARENTLY I WILL HAVE MY CAR IN ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF AND IT WILL BE NOT EXPENSIVE IN THE SCHEME OF CAR EXPENSES
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Why is it not an eagle
What are we doing here
What are we doing here
US Soccer has a new mascot, and I'll be honest: I find this dog very untrustworthy
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Why is it not an eagle
What are we doing here
What are we doing here
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there is nothing like tearing in a rotisserie chicken and eating half of it with your bare hands
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
there is nothing like tearing in a rotisserie chicken and eating half of it with your bare hands
These are so unbelievably foul-tasting
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
These are so unbelievably foul-tasting
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this really isn’t an exaggeration
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
this really isn’t an exaggeration
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
still waiting
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
still waiting
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one of the reasons that the STEM-humanitiies culture war is stupid is that there's a lot of interesting stuff there at the intersection of the two. like it's very sociologically interesting the way that programming languages are maintained, propagated, and evolve.
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
one of the reasons that the STEM-humanitiies culture war is stupid is that there's a lot of interesting stuff there at the intersection of the two. like it's very sociologically interesting the way that programming languages are maintained, propagated, and evolve.
NOW WE WAIT FOR THE MAN WHO IS .7 MILES AWAY TO RECEIVE IT
ERIN’S CAR HAS BEEN PICKED UP BY THE TOW TRUCK. ONE THING DONE.
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
NOW WE WAIT FOR THE MAN WHO IS .7 MILES AWAY TO RECEIVE IT
Liz: You good? You want anything?
Me: The sweet release of death.
Liz: So a donut, then.
Me: The sweet release of death.
Liz: So a donut, then.
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Liz: You good? You want anything?
Me: The sweet release of death.
Liz: So a donut, then.
Me: The sweet release of death.
Liz: So a donut, then.
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Erin’s trying to call a tow truck while dealing with terrible work calls while I’m sitting over here like:
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Erin’s trying to call a tow truck while dealing with terrible work calls while I’m sitting over here like:
Liz, chugging a white Monster: Papa needs to hyperfocus
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Liz, chugging a white Monster: Papa needs to hyperfocus
Liz: Did you post about how you may be trapped in Albany tonight?
Erin: Sort of. I said Liz may have a houseguest another night.
Liz: Oh, we're making it home today. That's a threat.
Erin: Sort of. I said Liz may have a houseguest another night.
Liz: Oh, we're making it home today. That's a threat.
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Liz: Did you post about how you may be trapped in Albany tonight?
Erin: Sort of. I said Liz may have a houseguest another night.
Liz: Oh, we're making it home today. That's a threat.
Erin: Sort of. I said Liz may have a houseguest another night.
Liz: Oh, we're making it home today. That's a threat.
Liz: Don't worry, I won't kill us.
Liz: On purpose.
Erin: You'd only kill us if it was funny, and it's not funny right now.
Liz: Yeah, only for the bit.
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Liz: On purpose.
Erin: You'd only kill us if it was funny, and it's not funny right now.
Liz: Yeah, only for the bit.
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Liz: Don't worry, I won't kill us.
Liz: On purpose.
Erin: You'd only kill us if it was funny, and it's not funny right now.
Liz: Yeah, only for the bit.
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
Liz: On purpose.
Erin: You'd only kill us if it was funny, and it's not funny right now.
Liz: Yeah, only for the bit.
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
Highway sign: WEATHER ADVISORY. ADJUST TRAVEL PLANS.
Liz: Nope! Guess I'm willing to die for this!
Liz: Nope! Guess I'm willing to die for this!
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Highway sign: WEATHER ADVISORY. ADJUST TRAVEL PLANS.
Liz: Nope! Guess I'm willing to die for this!
Liz: Nope! Guess I'm willing to die for this!
"Sports Erin is...an experience."
"The feminism leaves my body."
"You can sit next to her if you want, there's just a lot more screaming."
#Hock3yWeekend
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
"The feminism leaves my body."
"You can sit next to her if you want, there's just a lot more screaming."
#Hock3yWeekend
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"Sports Erin is...an experience."
"The feminism leaves my body."
"You can sit next to her if you want, there's just a lot more screaming."
#Hock3yWeekend
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
"The feminism leaves my body."
"You can sit next to her if you want, there's just a lot more screaming."
#Hock3yWeekend
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
Liz: I should've known you and Collin would get along too well.
Me: You two most golden retriever friends.
Liz: I guess I forget that sometimes, you're looks like black cat, but is a golden retriever.
Me: And then Heather is looks like golden retriever, is black cat.
Liz: That's...less common.
Me: You two most golden retriever friends.
Liz: I guess I forget that sometimes, you're looks like black cat, but is a golden retriever.
Me: And then Heather is looks like golden retriever, is black cat.
Liz: That's...less common.
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Liz: I should've known you and Collin would get along too well.
Me: You two most golden retriever friends.
Liz: I guess I forget that sometimes, you're looks like black cat, but is a golden retriever.
Me: And then Heather is looks like golden retriever, is black cat.
Liz: That's...less common.
Me: You two most golden retriever friends.
Liz: I guess I forget that sometimes, you're looks like black cat, but is a golden retriever.
Me: And then Heather is looks like golden retriever, is black cat.
Liz: That's...less common.
"Nine ounces doesn't sound like a lot unless you're doing drugs or drinking wine."
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"Nine ounces doesn't sound like a lot unless you're doing drugs or drinking wine."
Last night Liz got tender with Darryl Sittler for some reason. #Hock3yWeekend
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Last night Liz got tender with Darryl Sittler for some reason. #Hock3yWeekend
I'm so fucking dumb sometimes. We got seated in like the casual sports bar section of the hotel restaurant and I was like 😃 wow! so much hockey is on!
Duh. You are in Canada.
Duh. You are in Canada.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm so fucking dumb sometimes. We got seated in like the casual sports bar section of the hotel restaurant and I was like 😃 wow! so much hockey is on!
Duh. You are in Canada.
Duh. You are in Canada.