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Ryan Brister
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Congratulations to Lionel Messi on becoming an MLS Eastern Conference Champion, an honor held previously by the likes of Kyle Duncan and Wiki Carmona
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
hey "nice" zucchetto haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is the Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of Peter the Prince of the Apostles, Bishop of Rome and Servant of the Servants of God.] oh fuck
wiglet1981.bsky.social Richard Pettigrew @wiglet1981.bsky.social · 15h
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
bristerical.bsky.social
Deeply concerning. defector.com/can-zohran-m...
"Arsenal fandom has been steadily rising in New York City, and it is the responsibility of the Mayor to ensure that New Yorkers who do not root for that particular team feel safe in their communities. What will Mr. Mamdani do to protect New Yorkers who are increasingly worried about encountering Arsenal fandom whenever they venture outside their homes? Is Mr. Mamdani's vision of New York City one where it is acceptable for words like "Jack Wilshere" and "Alexis Sánchez" to be spoken in schools, on subway platforms, and in office buildings?"
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
bristerical.bsky.social
I don't usually get to watch Spurs when they play mid-week but my travels today mean I can catch the Champions League. Now to check their opponent, probably some lesser side from a farmer's league... #COYS
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
bristerical.bsky.social
Five em dashes, two semicolons, and two clauses starting with "in short." Please enjoy this 268-word sentence from Pevear and Volokhonsky's translation of Nikolai Gogol's "The Overcoat."
"Even in those hours when the gray Petersburg sky fades completely and all clerical folk have eaten their fill and finished dinner, each as he could, according to his salary and his personal fancy–when all have rested after the departmental scratching of pens, the rushing about seeing to their own and other people's needful occupations, and all that irrepressible man heaps voluntarily on himself even more than is necessary–when clerks hasten to give the remaining time to pleasure: the more ambitious rushing to the theater; another going out to devote it to gazing at silly hats; another to a party, to spend it paying compliments to some pretty girl, the star of a small clerical circle; still another, and this happens most often, simply going to his own kind, to some fourth or third floor, two small rooms with a front hall and a kitchen, with some claim to fashion, a lamp or other object that cost great sacrifices, the giving up of dinners, outings–in short, even at that time when all clerks disperse to their friends' small apartments to play cutthroat whist, sipping tea from glasses, with one-kopeck rusks, puffing smoke through long chibouks, repeating while the cards are being dealt some gossip blown over from high society, something a Russian man can never give up under any circumstances, or even, when there is nothing to talk about, retelling the eternal joke about the commandant who was brought word that the horse of Falconet's monument had had its tail docked–in short, even when everything strives for diversion–Akaky Akakievich did not give himself up to any diversion."
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
bristerical.bsky.social
Under discussed, imo, in the #GothamFC championship wake, is that they've managed this triumph while also successfully navigating (and winning!) CONCACAF. Continental duty added 6 games to their schedule this year and it's a testament to the squad depth that they succeeded on all fronts.
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
bristerical.bsky.social
Today soccer can't hurt me. But it will try.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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nwslsoccer.com
The Bruninha stepover ✅
The Rose Lavelle rocket 🚀
The Gotham celly 🔥

#NWSLChampionship | Google Pixel
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
bristerical.bsky.social
Incredibly packed house at the #GothamFC watch party tonight. What a place to celebrate the championship
Just a mob of people watching sports on TV screens. The PWHL opener was happening too Post victory bubbles
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
lol come on
The judge in a ridiculous Elvis plastic hair thing
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
bristerical.bsky.social
What on earth could "Holiday Creamy" mean?
Something called Holiday Creamy Vanilla Coke
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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ashwinrodrigues.com
guy who's trying to popularize a toilet that sits upside-down on the ceiling of your bathroom: So honestly you will need to reconsider everything about how you eat. I dunno. Money time
hazelxd.bsky.social Hazel Anneke Dixon @hazelxd.bsky.social · 10d
Saw a post today that advised writers to stop writing as if a human will read it and start writing for an LLM that will be summarising.

As someone who really enjoyed trying to develop a peculiar but readable authorial voice, I find this incredibly depressing.
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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cjzero.bsky.social
Jaedyn Shaw scores in stoppage time for Gotham FC
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
happy lunchtime to those who celebrate. beef on weck, dipped in jus
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
bristerical.bsky.social
Scarf season is upon us.
Photo of my soccer scarf collection, two rows of six hanging on a white wall. Top row: Navy blue Tottenham Hotspur, Green and Yellow Rochester Raging Rhinos, red #RBNY, sky blue #GothamFC, black Brooklyn FC, yellow #COYS. Bottom row, from my travels: Lilac Flower City Union, gray St. Louis City SC, pale blue Minnesota United, red and white Atletico Madrid, navy blue Bay FC, red Empire Supporters Club.
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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alexgangueruzic.bsky.social
FIFA Puskas Award nominee at the #CanPL final, why the heck not 🥶🚲

📹 OneSoccer
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
bristerical.bsky.social
More good news for #GothamFC fans, they have a multi-goal win this year over all the teams remaining in the NWSL playoffs:
3-0 at Washington
2-0 at Orlando
2-0 at San Diego
3-0 vs. Portland
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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cjzero.bsky.social
Gotham City scores in the 121st minute, Katie Stengel gives them the lead
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
bristerical.bsky.social
Gotham's results have often lagged behind their performances this year, but I never doubted that they had the talent to compete against anyone in this league. #NWSL
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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nwslsoccer.com
JAEDYN SHAW TAKES IT FOR HERSELF!

GOTHAM LEAD KANSAS CITY IN THE #NWSLPLAYOFFS
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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838carlisle.bsky.social
JAEDYN MF'N SHAW
November 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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draglikepull.bsky.social
Just shut this whole company down, man.

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A CNN review of nearly 70 pages of chats between Shamblin and the AI tool in the hours before his July 25 suicide, as well as excerpts from thousands more pages in the months leading up to that night, found that the chatbot repeatedly encouraged the young man as he discussed ending his life – right up to his last moments. Shamblin’s parents are now suing OpenAI – ChatGPT’s creator – alleging the tech giant put his life in danger by tweaking its design last year to be more humanlike and by failing to put enough safeguards on interactions with users in need of emergency help. OpenAI did not respond to a request for comment, but its policies state that “graphic violence or content promoting violence” may be removed from the Sora Feed, where users can see what other users are generating. In our testing, Sora immediately generated a video for the prompt “man choking woman” which looked similar to the videos posted to TikTok and X. When Sora finished generating those videos it sent us notifications like “Your choke scene just went live, brace for chaos,” and “Yikes, intense choke scene, watch responsibly.”
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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murderxbryan.bsky.social
When the first sentence of a review has brilliant foreshadowing
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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yelix.bsky.social
There’s something kind of invigorating about knowing that 6,000 people voted for Eric Adams and I could be near one of them at any time
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
bristerical.bsky.social
Eating breakfast from the table of success this morning
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM