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Bacon Wrangler
@baconwrangler.bsky.social
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Copywriter, SF fan, and a sometimes streamer. Gamer since the days of VGA and computers going "beep boop."
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Really sucks for Florida, since every square foot of the state is less than 100 miles from a coastline.
I'm surprised he hasn't talked you into making a dice tower in the shape of a fart spider that farts the dice out the bottom like it's farting little spiders.
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I have an even worse feeling about THIS:
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CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
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Ken Paxton is running to beat John Cornyn in the Primary in the spring. This is a waste of my Tax dollars so he can look better to MAHA folks and try and get them to vote for him.
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The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
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The family is now saying things like “Someone needs to perambulate the beast” and “has the canine been given sustenance?” because the dog knows too many words.
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Just discovered the phrase Schroedinger's Douchebag, and I need to add this to my vocabulary.
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Ok look white people from small families. I, a white man from a large southern family, am here to help you understand.
Your parent's cousin has two potential titles depending on their age. If they're older than you, they are your aunt/uncle. If they are your age or younger, they are your cousin.
In a bit of a tense moment, one of the La Mega co-hosts presses Mamdani on why he "lied" about his "aunt" having been scared to ride the subway after 9/11 while wearing a hijab.

Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
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and all the southerners likewise laughed
Speaking as a dude who has a yearly family reunion, "aunt" and "uncle" fill a role, what the fuck are you supposed to call all those other older people you're vaguely related to, do you think there's someone running around with an org chart saying who's a second cousin thrice removed or something
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I think the escape valve is the elites instigating violence by casting one half of the public as responsible for the hardships the other half is suffering, deflecting the anger that should be focused on them.
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Poverty and food shortages have been one of, if not the major, factor in revolutions and civil wars in the last 200 years. The money the wealthy horde is just paper without stability of the government that is making everything worse for the benefit of the wealthy.

It's 1789 France, not 1933 Germany
This thread makes a point I find myself coming to often these days.

It's hard to make this point in a way that doesn't sound like a threat, but it's just a fact that for centuries the wealthy in America worried that the mob would come get them and did all they could to avoid that fate.
lol what the wealthy today don't seem to understand is part of staying wealthy in society is not pissing off the masses.

There's a reason why Carnegie and the Rockefellers poured money into institutions. Gutting institutions and making it harder for the masses to survive is a...choice.
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I read somewhere that the Presidential Bunker was under the East Wing. I guess that is getting expanded and blinged out with gold.
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i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.
We had to institute a "no Christmas decorations until the day after (US) Thanksgiving" after things got out of hand.

I still have problems getting my wife to agree to take the Christmas tree down before Easter.
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I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.
So, she's the only good girl in the house today.
What a SAD little bobo. I just want to scoop him up and give him all the love he needs and deserves.
I thought it might have something to do with baby danger, but didn't think it was fledgling season.
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I’m good with my taxes subsidizing social welfare for people who can’t afford food.

I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.
What sort of beef do they have going on with pelicans?? Is this widespread, or local to these guys?