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Leah Miller @leahmiller.bsky.social · 22h

Sometimes tiktok has it

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 4h

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 12,1948

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY:
OH, THERE'S BASHFUL BENNY

P2-NANCY: DON'T BE SO BASHFUL-
LET'S PLAY A LIL GAME

P3- NANCY: YOU HIDE , WHILE I COUNT TO TEN- - 1 - 2 - 3-
WHILE NANCY HAS HER EYES CLOSED, BENNY IS RUNNING AWAY

P4- WHILE NANCY IS STILL COUNTING: -4 - 5 - 6 -
BENNY FLAGS DOWN A CITY BUS

P5- BENNY IS ON THE BUS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW, BACK TO WHERE NANCY IS,NANCY IS STILL COUNTING
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 3h

BIG DUMPER! / CUL GÉANT!

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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 2h

#HispanicHeritageMonth: Sylvia Rivera, LGBTQ rights pioneer and along with Marsha P. Johnson co-founder of the Street Transvestite Action Revolutionaries, one of the first organizations addressing the needs of unhoused LGBTQ youth ✨

Sylvia with a Street Transvestite Action Revolutionaries banner

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 6h

bonus: local australia humor from an old australian/new zealand furry zine i found online once

a two panel furry comic set at a furry convention.

panel 1:

cat woman, to cat man: Adelaide is NOT a small hick town where everyone knows each other.

rat man: Excuse me. Do you come from Adelaide?

panel 2:

cat woman: Yes...?

rat man: Do you know Karen Ogden there?

cat woman: Uh, yes.

rat man: Here: these video tapes are for her.

bottom text from author: Finding all the people we needed to find was easy. All we had to do was hang around Paul Kidd's stand talking about furries.

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 6h

going back through my old pile of Australia Jokes

a screencap of a tweet of mine: former australian prime minister harold holt found in darkest trenches of the ocean, next to sleeping giants with no names. you wonder if he has any insights to share.

"hi," he says. "do they still make violet crumble bars"

"yeah."

"nice. later." he swims out of view

a screencapped tweet of mine: australian date: wait, we have to go to bunnings first

me: i already have like a thousand condoms

australian date: i just need some things

a screencapped tweet of mine: we here at outback steakhouse believe in bringing you an authentic australian experience, and that's why we have this guy named "rickey" to show up at your table and tell you americans a bunch of lies he knows you'll inexplicably believe

a screencapped tweet of mine: "watch_dogs 4 to take place in australia, largely consist of two dudes in melbourne sending each other threats on xbox live for victory/loss in FIFA before ending up personally fighting each other in a park in the middle of the day"

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 21d

trans people just want to be able to live their lives and cis people are like "due to this we need to do mandatory genital inspections to children playing sports". im sorry but the problem is cis people

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 7h

getting pranks done up in the hoverships in the real world from where we connect to the matrix. new guy gets into the brain download chair and thinks he's gonna learn how to fly a helicopter. nooooooope, every episode of "my mother the car" again

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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 8h

Overheard this same kid telling himself "There are people who aren't as fast as you. You have to be patient with them." Further evidence that he's a young hero in training.

Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · May 21

There's a kid in my neighborhood who is always running. Yesterday I saw him stop, pull out a tiny bound notebook, open to the center and quickly scan the contents with a look of deep contemplation. He tapped the page with the back of his hand, said "Yes. Become stronger," and broke back into a run

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Ion @violetmagician.bsky.social · 5d

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 14h

good afternoon

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 14h

If you saw me post three variations on the same post in a row, it's because iPhone's autocorrect is dogwater now. It didn't highlight "exq" as a typo, and when I went back to fix it, it autocorrectEd it to this. It also autocorrected that to "autocorrectEd" just now

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 14h

A fun fact is you can make any word that ends with "-ial" French by changing it to "-iel". Cherry cordial? A classic treat. Cherry cordiel? Mon dieu... a confectionary too exquisite to be believed. Someone is genial? They're nice. Someone is geniel? Ohoho... a bon vivant, to be sure

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 16h

⚠ You have (1) new MyChart message from: TheShyDoctor

From: TheShyDoctor 10/7/25
u-uhm... there's s-some test results i'd like to tell you about... ah... if that's o-okay... u-uwaaaaah! >w<

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 17h

Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
November 17,1938

Fritzi RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY ENTERS THE RAILROAD STATION
P2- NANCY: OH, MISTER!-WILL YOU PLEASE LIFT ME UP TO THE PHONE, PLEASE?
MAN:SURE
P3-NANCY : NOPE!-- - NO NICKELS IN THIS SLOT!
P4-NANCY: O.K.--- NOW
LET'S TRY THE REST OF THEM!
THE MAN HAS A EXPRESSION OF SHOCK ON HIS FACE, AS THERE ARE OVER A DOZEN MORE PHONE BOOTHS LEFT

NANCY IS TRYING TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE CHRISTMAS FUND .

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pwister @pwister.bsky.social · 1d

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 1d

No clue what Umineko is. Every time I see a screenshot it looks like this to me:

Battler: (. . . but if you spell "ICUP". . .) Ah. . ! No! It can't be!
Beatrice: Ohhhhhohohohoho! Battler, you dumb fuck!

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.lesbian.cat · 1d

relationships where the woman is taller than the woman

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 1d

do not forget to feed your troops

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CC Kirby @cckirby.bsky.social · 2d

Alex Trebek saying "the creature" on this episode of Jeopardy! from Halloween 1997

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1d

there's something here

A normal-versus-normal matchup is what politics used to be — persuasion, messaging, negotiation, compromise. Behaving this way will lose against someone donning body armor while calling you an antifa domestic terrorist MS-13 gang member. And the guy in the body armor will always lose to the guy in the inflatable frog suit.

3x3 grid charting how aura farming, shitposting, and acting normal interact

Aura Farming Shitposting Acting Normal
Aura Farming Stronger aura farmer wins Shitposter wins Aura farmer wins
Shitposting Shitposter wins Society loses Acting normal wins
Acting Normal Aura farmer wins Acting normal wins We live in a society

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · Jul 19

We regret to inform you that the Dollar General has publicly executed the Burger King and installed a military junta in the shitty little strip mall downtown

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · Jul 23

"Fuuuck, I think it's finally starting to kick in, ahaha 🙈" - person who just finished eating a traditional English Sunday roast five minutes ago

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · Aug 1

Not to be a nominative determinist, but if you're a brand new baby just born and your parents call you Dick Dastardly, your goose is cooked from day one, I fear

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