Amish Super Model
@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
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Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money). My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
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So, if you’re the party of “law and order”…

I can only assume you’d be fine if Obama took a $400 million golden plane from Qatar and then awarded them an Air Force Base in Idaho?
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amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Hey, wait a minute… Didn’t Trump also torpedo the bipartisan immigration bill early last year to ensure Biden wouldn’t get a “win”?
amishsupermodel.bsky.social
YOUR NIPPLES CAN PRONOUNCE ANTARCTICA?!?! Impressive!
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iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
MIKE JOHNSON: I've not seen them cross the line yet.
amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Jesus: You shall not take vengeance or bear a grudge against the sons of your own people, but you shall love your neighbor as yourself.

Trump: What’s in it for me?
amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Twenty bucks says Trump thinks “an eye for an eye” is The Golden Rule.
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ericswalwell.bsky.social
Why aren’t the Republicans working?
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amishsupermodel.bsky.social
“Sir, how many pushups can you do?”

-Senator Sheehy at Hegseth’s confirmation hearings

*not joking
amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Oh shit, guys! They’re gonna start taxing our Antifa checks!
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AG Bondi: "We're gonna get to the funding of antifa, we're gonna get to the root of antifa, and we're gonna find and charge all of those people who are causing this chaos in Portland and all these other cities across our country."
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thetnholler.bsky.social
🔥 COUNTRY SINGER @bryanandrewsmusic.bsky.social : "You don't get to call yourself a Christian and laugh when families are torn apart — and think it's okay that the highest court in the land just gave a green light to ICE agents to target people because they’re brown or speaking Spanish.”
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andreasor.bsky.social
Megan❌️🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦: #fdt #f'ICE #portland
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quinnleone.bsky.social
The system is working as designed.
amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Simple difference between Republicans and Democrats…

Imagine a natural disaster… Democrats are the ones trying to rescue their neighbors. Republicans are the ones trying to figure out how to sell lifeboats and flashlights.
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johnlyon.bsky.social
Them: Can you help me?

Me: I don’t work here.

Them: Oh, sorry. *leaves*

My boss: You need to stop doing that.
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
my brain’s antivirus wont allow me to download what you’re saying
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kimmymonte.bsky.social
*me right after the tech takes my x-ray* ok now let’s do a silly one
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bluesnowflake.bsky.social
I hope Bad Bunny wears a tan suit at the superbowl 🤣
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runoldman.bsky.social
Dysfunctional families.... the gift that keeps on giving.
amishsupermodel.bsky.social
It’s important to teach people about politics.
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prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
People don't really like it when I'm gerrymandering the pizza to get the most toppings
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daddyjew.bsky.social
*drops something sharp*

Brain: catch it with your foot