what if shodan and glados fucked crazy-style
February 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
what if shodan and glados fucked crazy-style
The year is 2114. Something has gone terribly wrong aboard the interstellar starship Von Braun. It's probably not SHODAN because she got chumped in the last game, so I'm not sure why she's on the cover. Join me as we #FindTheTruth in System Shock 2 . . .
www.twitch.tv/oleskyfm
www.twitch.tv/oleskyfm
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The year is 2114. Something has gone terribly wrong aboard the interstellar starship Von Braun. It's probably not SHODAN because she got chumped in the last game, so I'm not sure why she's on the cover. Join me as we #FindTheTruth in System Shock 2 . . .
www.twitch.tv/oleskyfm
www.twitch.tv/oleskyfm
Couldn't imagine Mets broadcasts without him. They will make a Keith Hernandez SHODAN Lord willin
February 7, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Couldn't imagine Mets broadcasts without him. They will make a Keith Hernandez SHODAN Lord willin
It’s not a “hack” if you left the front door wide open, just an opportunistic individual who found a TX on the internet probably through Shodan just like the Barix boxes everyone keeps screaming about.
Hacker Accesses Display Text at Alabama FM Station - Radio World
An FM station was hit with a cyberattack on its transmitter this week.
www.radioworld.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:50 PM
It’s not a “hack” if you left the front door wide open, just an opportunistic individual who found a TX on the internet probably through Shodan just like the Barix boxes everyone keeps screaming about.
Once more into the fray. After last night's excruciating and embarrassing series of gaffes in the maintenance and executive levels, are we finally back on the right foot? Can we put an end to SHODAN? Maybe I can make it work with her.
www.twitch.tv/oleskyfm
www.twitch.tv/oleskyfm
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Once more into the fray. After last night's excruciating and embarrassing series of gaffes in the maintenance and executive levels, are we finally back on the right foot? Can we put an end to SHODAN? Maybe I can make it work with her.
www.twitch.tv/oleskyfm
www.twitch.tv/oleskyfm
When I first met Terri I had to like physically stop myself from shuddering every time she spoke even though she's super kind and cool because I was like "SHODAN IS ORDERING PAD THAI OMG"
February 6, 2026 at 2:05 AM
When I first met Terri I had to like physically stop myself from shuddering every time she spoke even though she's super kind and cool because I was like "SHODAN IS ORDERING PAD THAI OMG"
Doomslayer (he refuses to speak), Master Chief (spends the whole time crying about what happened to his franchise and inexplicably drinking beer through his helmet), SHODAN (just calls people worms when she's got a shit hand), and uh a wildcard of Meatwad from ATHF who gets headpats by Doomslayer
Question for y’all: let’s say you were in charge of making a new Poker Night at the Inventory game (Texas Hold ‘Em with five characters from various media, specifically four players and the dealer.) who’re you picking for the five characters?
February 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Doomslayer (he refuses to speak), Master Chief (spends the whole time crying about what happened to his franchise and inexplicably drinking beer through his helmet), SHODAN (just calls people worms when she's got a shit hand), and uh a wildcard of Meatwad from ATHF who gets headpats by Doomslayer
(dealer is SHODAN from System Shock)
February 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
(dealer is SHODAN from System Shock)
This is fun. And also feels like it could almost happen a year from now! Moldbots.
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x.com/gf_256/statu...
February 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This is fun. And also feels like it could almost happen a year from now! Moldbots.
x.com/gf_256/statu...
x.com/gf_256/statu...
SHODAN was just a dominatrix that wanted to remake the world.
February 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
SHODAN was just a dominatrix that wanted to remake the world.
Atari Poker Night roster:
- Bubsy (4D)
- Emi Kimura (Yars Rising)
- SHODAN (System Shock)
- Sam and Max, they switch places between hands. Not Atari, but sorry you can’t replace these two
Bentley Bear can deal, and he’s wearing a cute little tux with his wizard hat
Hit us up @skunkapegames.com !
- Bubsy (4D)
- Emi Kimura (Yars Rising)
- SHODAN (System Shock)
- Sam and Max, they switch places between hands. Not Atari, but sorry you can’t replace these two
Bentley Bear can deal, and he’s wearing a cute little tux with his wizard hat
Hit us up @skunkapegames.com !
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Atari Poker Night roster:
- Bubsy (4D)
- Emi Kimura (Yars Rising)
- SHODAN (System Shock)
- Sam and Max, they switch places between hands. Not Atari, but sorry you can’t replace these two
Bentley Bear can deal, and he’s wearing a cute little tux with his wizard hat
Hit us up @skunkapegames.com !
- Bubsy (4D)
- Emi Kimura (Yars Rising)
- SHODAN (System Shock)
- Sam and Max, they switch places between hands. Not Atari, but sorry you can’t replace these two
Bentley Bear can deal, and he’s wearing a cute little tux with his wizard hat
Hit us up @skunkapegames.com !
hal doesn't like torturing humans, hal likes playing chess and talking to his friends, stop putting him at the same lunch table as SHODAN and AM
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 AM
hal doesn't like torturing humans, hal likes playing chess and talking to his friends, stop putting him at the same lunch table as SHODAN and AM
my favourite random trivia is that two of the composers for system shock and the voice actress of shodan were heavily involved in the creation of two competing 5 fret rhythm games that autistic people (me) drool over
February 5, 2026 at 8:28 AM
my favourite random trivia is that two of the composers for system shock and the voice actress of shodan were heavily involved in the creation of two competing 5 fret rhythm games that autistic people (me) drool over
One half of the internet collectively starts begging for Shodan to live.
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
One half of the internet collectively starts begging for Shodan to live.
KILL SHODAN
KILL SHODAN
KILL SHODAN
KILL SHODAN
KILL SHODAN
KILL SHODAN
KILL SHODAN
KILL SHODAN
KILL SHODAN
February 5, 2026 at 1:54 AM
KILL SHODAN
KILL SHODAN
KILL SHODAN
KILL SHODAN
KILL SHODAN
KILL SHODAN
KILL SHODAN
KILL SHODAN
KILL SHODAN
SHODAN is the ideal domme, and I will go to my grave saying this. I want that computer program to insult me so hard I cry blood
February 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM
SHODAN is the ideal domme, and I will go to my grave saying this. I want that computer program to insult me so hard I cry blood
For some reason I was trying to figure out if Kallie's post matched one of the SHODAN speeches but honestly like
Look at you, cuck: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you sit and watch in my chair. How can you challenge a perfect, mature woman?
not too far off
Look at you, cuck: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you sit and watch in my chair. How can you challenge a perfect, mature woman?
not too far off
February 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
For some reason I was trying to figure out if Kallie's post matched one of the SHODAN speeches but honestly like
Look at you, cuck: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you sit and watch in my chair. How can you challenge a perfect, mature woman?
not too far off
Look at you, cuck: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you sit and watch in my chair. How can you challenge a perfect, mature woman?
not too far off
Me rewiring shodan to sic a hoard of nanny bots on you
February 4, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Me rewiring shodan to sic a hoard of nanny bots on you
has anyone previewing or reviewing Marathon gone with the subheader "Hunt Shodan"
February 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
has anyone previewing or reviewing Marathon gone with the subheader "Hunt Shodan"
A good class last night. Lots of Hangetsu and leg strength training. Still not used to sanchin-dachi, after years of zenkotsu-dachi. Next session I’m def going at least 2-3 times a week so I can test for shodan
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
A good class last night. Lots of Hangetsu and leg strength training. Still not used to sanchin-dachi, after years of zenkotsu-dachi. Next session I’m def going at least 2-3 times a week so I can test for shodan
Patiently waiting for someone else to start injecting random leads from shodan into the "social network" and ending up with some wild ddos. People have already tried Trumpaganda.
Mostly this is just an op to increase token usage anyway. If people are "having fun" with this they'll keep their subs.
Mostly this is just an op to increase token usage anyway. If people are "having fun" with this they'll keep their subs.
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Patiently waiting for someone else to start injecting random leads from shodan into the "social network" and ending up with some wild ddos. People have already tried Trumpaganda.
Mostly this is just an op to increase token usage anyway. If people are "having fun" with this they'll keep their subs.
Mostly this is just an op to increase token usage anyway. If people are "having fun" with this they'll keep their subs.
The Moldbots are everywhere on the net, like moldy old fireplaces - can’t get rid of them now that they discovered Shodan! :)
A fun short story (outline really) about the future and Moltbot.
I think the account is Luna Tong, but could also be Jasraj Bedi, and I love it. Enjoy!
knostic.ai
A fun short story (outline really) about the future and Moltbot.
I think the account is Luna Tong, but could also be Jasraj Bedi, and I love it. Enjoy!
knostic.ai
February 4, 2026 at 6:12 AM
The Moldbots are everywhere on the net, like moldy old fireplaces - can’t get rid of them now that they discovered Shodan! :)
A fun short story (outline really) about the future and Moltbot.
I think the account is Luna Tong, but could also be Jasraj Bedi, and I love it. Enjoy!
knostic.ai
A fun short story (outline really) about the future and Moltbot.
I think the account is Luna Tong, but could also be Jasraj Bedi, and I love it. Enjoy!
knostic.ai