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bethposting.bsky.social
beth (cool)
@bethposting.bsky.social
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Big fan of shitposting, linguistics, and birds. Formerly on Cohost (RIP). Gay and trans of gender.
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 1d
oh no i missed a phone call at 9 am from my good friend Scam Likely
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 4d
using zip ties as a currency after the collapse of the federal govt
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 4d
getting girldrunk from a girlbeer or girlfriday
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 5d
porn written by a lesbian: god, i missed her lips. i missed caressing her cheek and nipping at her earlobe

porn written by a straight guy: she had D-cup boobs and 40 inch hips and flame-red hair. she probably had a personality too idk
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 5d
maybe i should get some of those period panties (i cut my balls shaving)
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 5d
chat is it okay to cross labor lines for essential medication
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 5d
our surveillance of "Mad At You Island" has revealed little activity
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 5d
saw a headline that was censored "group of men arrested after sh**ting at gas station mart" can't believe pooping is illegal now
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 6d
one panel comic type thingy i drew after going to Walgreens
pharmacy with cartoonishly over the top security measures
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 6d
puppydeer
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 6d
lol
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 6d
sAGPphic
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 7d
now curious how long on average it takes to say someone's full name. mine takes 1.4 seconds. lmk yours
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 7d
it's on seeso. you can get it on crackle. it's literally on go90. check yahoo screen. find it on vrv
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 8d
*calvin's dad voice* all deckbuilding roguelites are either balatro or slay the spire
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 10d
what the fuck is "slay juice"
bottle that lists daily amounts of Vitamin C, biotin, and "slay juice"
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 10d
*seeing a guy performing autofellatio* well someone's full of himself
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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · 12d
how many angels can dance on the head of a penis
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 12d
could God make a urethra so tight that he couldn't sound it
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 12d
shilk: to shill/milk
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 12d
Millennial memes: I can has cheezburger?

Gen Z memes: i am going to commit die 🗿

Gen Alpha memes: skibidi labubu six seven
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 12d
my brain briefly tried to interpret this as a haiku
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 12d
it turns out i'm pretty good at distinguishing similar colors but most of my descriptions just end up referencing produce. hmm too eggplant. i was hoping for more of a tomato paste.
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 13d
hmmmmm i don't think that's right
AI describing an image as an 8 composed of three stacked circles
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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 13d
i think we should add a new number like eight but it has a third circle on the stack
three stacked circles
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