beth (cool)
@bethposting.bsky.social
Big fan of shitposting, linguistics, and birds. Formerly on Cohost (RIP). Gay and trans of gender.
btw if u like my posts, ive been doin a podcast directory.libsyn.com/shows/view/i...
Shitpost Mortem
A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas. Hosted by Amy and Beth
directory.libsyn.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
btw if u like my posts, ive been doin a podcast directory.libsyn.com/shows/view/i...
tomorrow AND tomorrow AND tomorrow?? in THIS economy???
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
tomorrow AND tomorrow AND tomorrow?? in THIS economy???
a MAGIC THE GATHERING card was a type of 21st century artifact that combined the collectibility of small rectangles of cardboard with the recognizability of IP integration
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
a MAGIC THE GATHERING card was a type of 21st century artifact that combined the collectibility of small rectangles of cardboard with the recognizability of IP integration
millennial squinting at a censored slur that reads "ch*nk"
millennial: .....chonk?
millennial: .....chonk?
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
millennial squinting at a censored slur that reads "ch*nk"
millennial: .....chonk?
millennial: .....chonk?
ancient Roman Seinfeld starring Hieronymus "Hiery" Septem Camporum, Georgius Constantius, Cosmas Institoris, and Helena Benedicta
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
ancient Roman Seinfeld starring Hieronymus "Hiery" Septem Camporum, Georgius Constantius, Cosmas Institoris, and Helena Benedicta
IMPORTANT QUESTION: where would the mustache go on a bird
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
IMPORTANT QUESTION: where would the mustache go on a bird
idea what if every npc in a video game was a faggot
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
idea what if every npc in a video game was a faggot
if there were cyber-Mongol warriors in the scifantasy futurepast, what kind of steeds would they ride
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
if there were cyber-Mongol warriors in the scifantasy futurepast, what kind of steeds would they ride
uh yeah this is my fantasy germany/austria called *sweating profusely* uhhhhhhh Verlin
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
uh yeah this is my fantasy germany/austria called *sweating profusely* uhhhhhhh Verlin
how many pints per furlong is that (im american)
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
how many pints per furlong is that (im american)
hmm at what point are we gonna have to start counting 90s cyberpunk as retrofuturism
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
hmm at what point are we gonna have to start counting 90s cyberpunk as retrofuturism
Reposted by beth (cool)
everyone drop everything lock in and shut the fuck up RIGHT NOW
In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime." n.pr/4pFYoun
David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert
In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime."
n.pr
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
everyone drop everything lock in and shut the fuck up RIGHT NOW
the new transgender rapper, Lil E
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
the new transgender rapper, Lil E
soulslike is when game have poison swamp
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
soulslike is when game have poison swamp
"viewmaxxing algoslop" i am the first person on the searchable internet to ever say this phrase
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"viewmaxxing algoslop" i am the first person on the searchable internet to ever say this phrase
hey real quick question what kind of car do you think a mushroom would drive
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
hey real quick question what kind of car do you think a mushroom would drive
nature abhors a vacuum - guy who named his cat "nature"
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
nature abhors a vacuum - guy who named his cat "nature"
i know it's hard to believe but i actually have never played mtg in my life despite being a trans woman
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
i know it's hard to believe but i actually have never played mtg in my life despite being a trans woman
haven't watched it but my understanding is that Supernatural is kinda like if Buffy didn't have any women in it and ran 10 seasons too long
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
haven't watched it but my understanding is that Supernatural is kinda like if Buffy didn't have any women in it and ran 10 seasons too long
signs that a YouTube channel might be using an AI narrator:
- the end of sentences will sometimes be cut off strangely
- rarer proper names will be said weirdly
- the audio is just a monotone voice, with no editing/music
- no interaction with other people who make similar content
- no credits
- the end of sentences will sometimes be cut off strangely
- rarer proper names will be said weirdly
- the audio is just a monotone voice, with no editing/music
- no interaction with other people who make similar content
- no credits
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
signs that a YouTube channel might be using an AI narrator:
- the end of sentences will sometimes be cut off strangely
- rarer proper names will be said weirdly
- the audio is just a monotone voice, with no editing/music
- no interaction with other people who make similar content
- no credits
- the end of sentences will sometimes be cut off strangely
- rarer proper names will be said weirdly
- the audio is just a monotone voice, with no editing/music
- no interaction with other people who make similar content
- no credits
on this thanksgiving, make sure to stuff a little meat into your phone charging port so the tiny gay people inside can eat
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
on this thanksgiving, make sure to stuff a little meat into your phone charging port so the tiny gay people inside can eat
whoa if it isn't POÄNG
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
whoa if it isn't POÄNG
New York if it was still New Amsterdam: Hé! Ik wandel hier!
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
New York if it was still New Amsterdam: Hé! Ik wandel hier!
doing phrenology on your headphone bumps
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
doing phrenology on your headphone bumps