Look at this Metamucil Mixologist pouring silk on the mic
January 9, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Look at this Metamucil Mixologist pouring silk on the mic
Distinct lack of soluble fiber; such as you’d find in a natural psyllium husk supplement like Metamucil.
January 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Distinct lack of soluble fiber; such as you’d find in a natural psyllium husk supplement like Metamucil.
i think metamucil might just be other people's dehydrated shit with citric acid mixed in
January 10, 2026 at 12:55 AM
i think metamucil might just be other people's dehydrated shit with citric acid mixed in
we're saying that you should make sure you have enough soluble fiber in your diet, possibly with a convenient daily psyllium husk supplement such as metamucil
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
we're saying that you should make sure you have enough soluble fiber in your diet, possibly with a convenient daily psyllium husk supplement such as metamucil
*adding whiskey to my metamucil*
January 7, 2026 at 7:41 AM
*adding whiskey to my metamucil*
what's the word for your lover's lover? metamucil?
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 AM
what's the word for your lover's lover? metamucil?
One thing you can do is mix Malort and Metamucil and it turns out it’s bad
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
One thing you can do is mix Malort and Metamucil and it turns out it’s bad
Maybe this is the year I finally succumb to @mostlymartha.bsky.social excellent advice to use Metamucil!!!
January 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Maybe this is the year I finally succumb to @mostlymartha.bsky.social excellent advice to use Metamucil!!!
#StuffSOwensAccomplishedIn2026
SOwens=Me (pen name Spencer Owens)
On Thursday, 1/1/26, I:
-flossed my teeth (yes, this is an accomplishment for me)
-brushed my teeth (ditto)
-washed my face with cleanser (ditto)
-sorted my dirty laundry for washing
-powered through my Metamucil
-took...
SOwens=Me (pen name Spencer Owens)
On Thursday, 1/1/26, I:
-flossed my teeth (yes, this is an accomplishment for me)
-brushed my teeth (ditto)
-washed my face with cleanser (ditto)
-sorted my dirty laundry for washing
-powered through my Metamucil
-took...
January 2, 2026 at 9:58 AM
#StuffSOwensAccomplishedIn2026
SOwens=Me (pen name Spencer Owens)
On Thursday, 1/1/26, I:
-flossed my teeth (yes, this is an accomplishment for me)
-brushed my teeth (ditto)
-washed my face with cleanser (ditto)
-sorted my dirty laundry for washing
-powered through my Metamucil
-took...
SOwens=Me (pen name Spencer Owens)
On Thursday, 1/1/26, I:
-flossed my teeth (yes, this is an accomplishment for me)
-brushed my teeth (ditto)
-washed my face with cleanser (ditto)
-sorted my dirty laundry for washing
-powered through my Metamucil
-took...
it's good & healthy to have different places for different generations!
**this skeet brought to you by metamucil**
**this skeet brought to you by metamucil**
Saw Bluesky described as where elder millennials go to retire from the internet, and immediately felt the peace that passes all understanding wash over me. None of have to struggle any longer. We completed our time.
December 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
it's good & healthy to have different places for different generations!
**this skeet brought to you by metamucil**
**this skeet brought to you by metamucil**
When I eat that much cheese, I always up my Metamucil intake. Now, up yours!
December 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When I eat that much cheese, I always up my Metamucil intake. Now, up yours!
Take some Metámucíl
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Take some Metámucíl
ME: Young and vivacious, full of vim and vigor, trying to teach this old dog new tricks
AX: where's my metamucil?
@axfrommn.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @johnaz61.bsky.social @mooreak.bsky.social @bluegreen118.bsky.social @desertazj.bsky.social
AX: where's my metamucil?
@axfrommn.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @johnaz61.bsky.social @mooreak.bsky.social @bluegreen118.bsky.social @desertazj.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
ME: Young and vivacious, full of vim and vigor, trying to teach this old dog new tricks
AX: where's my metamucil?
@axfrommn.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @johnaz61.bsky.social @mooreak.bsky.social @bluegreen118.bsky.social @desertazj.bsky.social
AX: where's my metamucil?
@axfrommn.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @johnaz61.bsky.social @mooreak.bsky.social @bluegreen118.bsky.social @desertazj.bsky.social
Eggnog works. I got the thin stuff without any gums, and the Metamucil adds the mouthfeel for me.
I bought eggnog today, so I’m going to do this with eggnog tonight and see how it goes.
I shook 2t of it in a jar of 8oz super cold milk with about a tsp of chocolate syrup. The end result was about like a melted wendy’s frosty.
December 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Eggnog works. I got the thin stuff without any gums, and the Metamucil adds the mouthfeel for me.
Worked as well as Metamucil on its own.
I just mixed these together. Results soon to come.
December 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Worked as well as Metamucil on its own.
Works like a big glass of Metamucil.
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
December 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Works like a big glass of Metamucil.
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
Potential good news! Gel-forming dietary fibers, found in oat beta-glucan supplements and psyllium (Metamucil), show evidence of reducing people's PFAS levels.
What Are PFAS? And Could Fiber Supplements Help Remove them From Our Bodies?
BU study suggests common dietary supplement could decrease levels of the forever chemicals
www.bu.edu
December 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Potential good news! Gel-forming dietary fibers, found in oat beta-glucan supplements and psyllium (Metamucil), show evidence of reducing people's PFAS levels.
"Still punk as fuck" I think as I stir my Metamucil.
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"Still punk as fuck" I think as I stir my Metamucil.
They took oil that is sitting under THEIR land? Take your Metamucil, sit ya senile ass down somewhere, study this globe & don’t get up til I tell you to.
Trump on Venezuela: "They took all of our oil and we want it back. They illegally took it."
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
They took oil that is sitting under THEIR land? Take your Metamucil, sit ya senile ass down somewhere, study this globe & don’t get up til I tell you to.
oh susan i think it's time for your unstructured rest time let me go get your daybed & metamucil shake ready
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
oh susan i think it's time for your unstructured rest time let me go get your daybed & metamucil shake ready
The Walgreens plays a recording of I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm & the woman singing pours her jazzy heart into it, really glides over the melismas. “Honey,” I want to tell her, “we don’t deserve you. The lady trying to apply a coupon to Metamucil in self-checkout? Doesn’t deserve your effort.”
December 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The Walgreens plays a recording of I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm & the woman singing pours her jazzy heart into it, really glides over the melismas. “Honey,” I want to tell her, “we don’t deserve you. The lady trying to apply a coupon to Metamucil in self-checkout? Doesn’t deserve your effort.”
Make
America take metamucil in order to
Go
Again
America take metamucil in order to
Go
Again
December 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Make
America take metamucil in order to
Go
Again
America take metamucil in order to
Go
Again
Their sponsors Depends, Metamucil, and Dr. Scholls must have backed out...👇
December 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Their sponsors Depends, Metamucil, and Dr. Scholls must have backed out...👇
metamucil can help with this
December 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
metamucil can help with this
If I was one of those kids I'd ask if he had his metamucil for the day. 😭😭😭 But also Rivers is an asshole so I'm sure he can clap back too. 😭😭😭
December 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If I was one of those kids I'd ask if he had his metamucil for the day. 😭😭😭 But also Rivers is an asshole so I'm sure he can clap back too. 😭😭😭