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Jonathan Pierce
@jonathanpierce.bsky.social
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The inner machinations of my mind have yet to be entirely explored.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 12h
grok is my bedtime unfair
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 18h
always funny that “hordes of unemployed show up at his gate with a battering ram and guillotine” is never a scenario they consider
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 1d
The attached garage is a relatively modern convenience. Classically, it is not part of the house.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 1d
as a resident of a high rise near a helipad please don't send a helicopter into my living room thanks
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 1d
if he and isaac chotiner ever have a conversation it may rip a tear in spacetime
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 1d
save it for when there is some more mod drama
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 1d
You literally identify as a mini attack helicopter?
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
per the fine print on the ticket if you are above the age of consent in your state your personal phone number will be sent to Jared Leto fyi
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
DNA testing will show the father is Dr. Luke
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
horrible
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
Joe and Eileen Bailey are the shadowy cabal that secretly run the country
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
Literature? No, Podcasting.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
photo captured mid nut
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
no kicking In baseball, basically a fake sport, why even bother
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
Politics will inevitably force you back in. You didn’t think you’d have to attend the US Open this year, after all.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
Horror at Yankee Field as Spike The Wonder Dog’s Skull Implodes After Errant Fastball; Gerrit Cole Commits Sepukku (Unrelated)
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
the jiffy lube technician they had take a look at him says he doesn’t need an oil change for another 5,000 miles or so
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
typing this exact prompt into Sora as we speak for my truth social account
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
it’s catnip hour somewhere
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
I can tolerate the racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
If it can generate looksmaxxed videos of teens boys own selfies than we are in for a world of hurt
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
Manos Cinematic Universe
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
Terrorist Wine Moms
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 4d
2Master2Commander
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 4d
Nobody likes Taylor Swift anymore, she’s too popular
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