Moose Johnson
@pseudo310.bsky.social
Aspiring orc. Gamer (derogatory) and horror movie fan. This is how the world made me.
Games Are Ghosts Vol. I available now https://pseudo310.itch.io/games-are-ghosts-vol-i
Games Are Ghosts Vol. I available now https://pseudo310.itch.io/games-are-ghosts-vol-i
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Moose Johnson
@pseudo310.bsky.social
· Jan 16
I need to try even harder to tap into that weird shit out there. Ironically it seems like it was easier to find back when the internet was smaller. Now weirdness is a commercial aesthetic. But not the real stuff, the raw stuff that can't have its fangs pulled out. But it's buried beneath the rest.
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
Kids today are so soft. When I was a kid we didn't have "lullabies." We fell asleep to Whitesnake's Here I Go Again and we liked it.
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Kids today are so soft. When I was a kid we didn't have "lullabies." We fell asleep to Whitesnake's Here I Go Again and we liked it.
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Hey people said Winter Soldier was one of the better Marvels and they were right. I wasn't expecting action-espionage in my shield man movie but it was pretty solid.
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hey people said Winter Soldier was one of the better Marvels and they were right. I wasn't expecting action-espionage in my shield man movie but it was pretty solid.
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babe we talked about this you know i can only equip robes and leather armor
September 18, 2023 at 9:58 PM
babe we talked about this you know i can only equip robes and leather armor
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November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I would simply aim for Captain America's legs.
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I would simply aim for Captain America's legs.
The things you call dead have yet to be born
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The things you call dead have yet to be born
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When the ALA recognizes one's work, that's pretty dang cool.
"The games recognized as 2026 Platinum Play Classics are Clue, Jenga, Pokémon, Magic: The Gathering, Apocalypse World, Call of Cthulhu, Mario Kart 8, and Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater."
#ApocalypseWorld #AW3rd #PBTA
www.ala.org/news/2025/11...
"The games recognized as 2026 Platinum Play Classics are Clue, Jenga, Pokémon, Magic: The Gathering, Apocalypse World, Call of Cthulhu, Mario Kart 8, and Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater."
#ApocalypseWorld #AW3rd #PBTA
www.ala.org/news/2025/11...
GameRT Announces 2025 Platinum Play Award Recipients
www.ala.org
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
When the ALA recognizes one's work, that's pretty dang cool.
"The games recognized as 2026 Platinum Play Classics are Clue, Jenga, Pokémon, Magic: The Gathering, Apocalypse World, Call of Cthulhu, Mario Kart 8, and Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater."
#ApocalypseWorld #AW3rd #PBTA
www.ala.org/news/2025/11...
"The games recognized as 2026 Platinum Play Classics are Clue, Jenga, Pokémon, Magic: The Gathering, Apocalypse World, Call of Cthulhu, Mario Kart 8, and Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater."
#ApocalypseWorld #AW3rd #PBTA
www.ala.org/news/2025/11...
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do you ever think that maybe there is in fact a demon at a monitor bank like the Silent Hill Shiba Inu
your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
do you ever think that maybe there is in fact a demon at a monitor bank like the Silent Hill Shiba Inu
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 27,1947
November 27,1947
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 27,1947
November 27,1947
I think I have enough steam cards piled up that if I sold them all I could pay for GTA 6
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I think I have enough steam cards piled up that if I sold them all I could pay for GTA 6
I roasted a fucking turkey, bitch
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I roasted a fucking turkey, bitch
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The “turkey sucks, actually” meme led many to complain even though my mom and her husband always get a good bird out. So they switched plans. My jihad starts now. Hating turkey is for idiots and rubes, signal boost pls
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The “turkey sucks, actually” meme led many to complain even though my mom and her husband always get a good bird out. So they switched plans. My jihad starts now. Hating turkey is for idiots and rubes, signal boost pls
Oh man a new edition of my my favorite way too complicated and unplayably unbalanced political sim just released. That's an instabuy.
Geo-Political Simulator 2026 Edition
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4021780/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4021780/
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Oh man a new edition of my my favorite way too complicated and unplayably unbalanced political sim just released. That's an instabuy.
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"With each passing scene, the giant birds taunt me. As Steve Martin races Kevin Bacon to the cab, I wonder, 'Why not hail an eagle instead?' As Neal furiously rants to the car rental lady, I'm reminded: 'All those fucks could've been avoided with an eagle.'"
Why Didn’t Eagles Just Fly Del and Neal to Chicago?
Every Thanksgiving, I watch the greatest comedy of all time: Planes, Trains and Automobiles. It’s beautifully written, intelligently directed, and ...
buff.ly
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"With each passing scene, the giant birds taunt me. As Steve Martin races Kevin Bacon to the cab, I wonder, 'Why not hail an eagle instead?' As Neal furiously rants to the car rental lady, I'm reminded: 'All those fucks could've been avoided with an eagle.'"
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Happy holiday or not or whatever
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Happy holiday or not or whatever
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The "when sweat drips down my balls" guy is performing on the Toys R Us float.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The "when sweat drips down my balls" guy is performing on the Toys R Us float.
If you see this, QTP with a character that permanently altered your brain chemistry
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If you see this, QTP with a character that permanently altered your brain chemistry
Ellie Kemper becoming Kohl's Mom is a humiliation ritual.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Ellie Kemper becoming Kohl's Mom is a humiliation ritual.
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You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/