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Why was the altar boy angrily waving herbs?

Because he was absolutely incensed!

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June 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM Everybody can reply
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Happy New Year!

We are open on New Year’s Eve 10am-4pm so it’s time for the last cracker joke fest of 2024.

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#whatsyourfavouritecrackerjoke #hogmanay #happynewyear
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December 30, 2024 at 6:16 PM Everybody can reply
December 26, 2024 at 4:49 PM Everybody can reply
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#CrackerJokes

Which of Santas reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph

Who gets the sack every time he goes to work?
Father Christmas

What does Father Christmas do when the elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack

What is a polar bears favourite shape?
An Artcic circle
December 25, 2024 at 10:29 PM Everybody can reply
You have to hand it to short people ..... .They can't reach it on their own. #crackerjokes.
December 25, 2024 at 7:22 PM Everybody can reply
Why are so many elves sad at this time of year?

They have low elf-esteem

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December 25, 2024 at 3:36 PM Everybody can reply
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#CrackerJokes #joinin

Q. How does Santa track which fireplaces he visited?

A. He keeps a log.

Q. What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?

A. Snow.
December 25, 2024 at 2:20 PM Everybody can reply
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A selection of #Christmas cracker jokes for you to enjoy, or not. Feel free to add to the list, or not 😄 #christmascrackerjokes #crackerjokes #Joinln
December 25, 2024 at 9:39 AM Everybody can reply
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December 25, 2024 at 2:45 AM Everybody can reply
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December 24, 2024 at 10:42 AM Everybody can reply
December 24, 2024 at 8:35 AM Everybody can reply
What have you got for us today #mrfizz?

Yep, it’s more #crackerjokes
#wineandcrackers
#jokesandwinepairing
#yourcrackersmilord
#whatsyourfavouritecrackerjoke
#independentwinemerchant
Our Christmas opening times:
• 24th: 10am-4pm.
• 28th: 10am-6pm.
• 30th & 31st: 10am-4pm.

Cheers!
December 24, 2024 at 7:49 AM Everybody can reply
What’s #mrfizz talking about today?

Yep, it’s more #crackerjokes
#wineandcrackers
#jokesandwinepairing
#yourcrackersmilord
#whatsyourfavouritecrackerjoke
#independentwinemerchant

Our Christmas opening times:

• Christmas Eve: 10am-4pm

On the 25th, 26th & 27th, we reopen on the 28th at 10am.
December 23, 2024 at 7:44 PM Everybody can reply
'Where did the cat go when it lost its tail?'

'The retail store!'
#CatsOfBluesky #CrackerJokes
December 23, 2024 at 1:11 PM Everybody can reply
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