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Relish_Hendy aka Jen

@relishhendy.bsky.social

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Comedian, Wigs/Hair/Make-Up Historian, Disability Rights Champion, Parent-Carer As seen on TV/Heard on Radio #History #SEND #ParentCarer #DisabilityRights #DPAC

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 8d

Q. Why did the chef make his customers go down the lane to drink Tetley?

A. Because it was his Special Alley Tea!☕️

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 14d

Furious that I’ve, once again, been overlooked for the Nobel Peace Prize.
So far this year I’ve saved an old man from a heart attack in the royal armouries museum in Leeds and broke up a fight in the freezer shop over the last two packs of potato waffles.
What more do they want?

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 22d

Do you ever look at someone and think “What did I ever do to you?” Only for it to turn into a case of them worrying about what you’ll do to them?
*smile* 📸

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 28d

Why did the moth devour the Mohair jumper?

It was an all-you-can-eat fluffy!

#NannyJokes #ItsACracker

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Sep 14

Q.
What’s a philatelist’s favourite drink?

A.
Guinness and Penny Black!

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Sep 11

Sheffield: Bring the washing in! 🌧️

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Sep 9

So I hear the London Bomber is due to get out.
That’s great timing isn’t it?
Who’s betting that he comes out draped in a Union Flag, waving a Premier Inn keycard, wi two tins of paint hanging off his arm, just to confuse everyone?
😂🤣😂🤣😂

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Sep 6

I want my time with you 💚🫶❤️
@Paddysitsdown

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Aug 21

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I think I’ve got a touch of the ‘Palestine Action’.

Dr: I can write you a Proscription for that!

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Aug 15

I know, right?
#IfGodWrotePuns

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Aug 15

Last weekend I donated some items to a car boot sale and in a totally unforeseen turn of events, I bought my own sandwich toaster…

But still…better the Breville you know!

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Aug 13

Okay ladies, hear me out…
You’ve heard of ‘Hive mind’, yeah?

How about this for a theory; ‘Hive Penis’?

Think about it

Explains a LOT!

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Aug 12

Q. Why did the tadpole have 57 wives?

A. Because he was Polywoganogamous!

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Aug 5

I’m a Blade but ffs even I feel sorry for what Owls fans are being put through.
They might be pigs, but they’re OUR pigs!
How will we have Sheffield Derby game if they lose their club?

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Jul 21

Guess who’s going to see @KNEECAPCEOL in Sheffield???
Well… I couldn’t possibly say… any ideas @PaddySitsDown ?
🇮🇪🫶🇵🇸
PS
Free Palestine

Israel is committing Genocide
Source: news.un.org/en/story/202...

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Jul 19

🎶darling hold my ha-And🎶

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Jul 17

Bloody midges and mozzies, I’m covered in bites.
My butt has been used as a buffet cart… but I digress

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Jul 12

🦋🐦‍⬛

Andy Greene @paddysitsdown.bsky.social · Jul 9

Very very nicely x

@relishhendy.bsky.social

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Jul 12

Rory Stewart pronounces ‘politics’ as ‘polidicks’
Everyone knows it.
None of us talk about it.
What’s the craic?

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Jul 8

Q. Why did the Hollywood Star name his child ‘Pineapple’?

A. Because he was Leonardo Di Caprio-son!

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Jul 8

I’m amazed that no Right Wing comics have yet suggested that the new Lefty organisation should be called the ‘Fruit and Nut Party’, but I’m sure that it’s only a matter of time.

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Jul 8

I can’t help thinking that the phrase ‘An absolute disgrace!’ Is a tad overused at the moment, but looking around, it’s hard to think of many things that aren’t absolutely disgraceful.

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Jul 3

I went to Lidl today, was gonna by some Greek cheese…
But that would’ve been a feta more than death!

#NannyJokes #NannyJen

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Jun 24

New T for my baby bestie “Nanny told me I could!” 🤣🤣
#NannyJen #Sheffield #Family #Grandson

Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · Jun 22

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