Sim Crowther
@simcrow.bsky.social
Social Value expert. Former teacher and rugby coach. Current alpine snowboard legend. Olympic hopeful 😬 Fits through a standard door. European. 🇪🇺🇫🇷🇦🇹🇨🇭🚠🏂🏔️ www.instagram.com/simmocrow
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The only reason Zahawi feels unsafe is that 99% of people rightfully think he's a grifting twat and deserves a punch in the face.
Nadhim Zahawi thinks London is now unsafe, because the other day a tired-looking man walked past him during the morning rush hour.
February 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The only reason Zahawi feels unsafe is that 99% of people rightfully think he's a grifting twat and deserves a punch in the face.
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Jim Ratcliffe has issued a statement saying he's very sorry if people don’t like the fact that he’s a racist twat.
February 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Jim Ratcliffe has issued a statement saying he's very sorry if people don’t like the fact that he’s a racist twat.
Never met a billionaire I liked.
February 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Never met a billionaire I liked.
*looks at weather forecast for February.
February 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
*looks at weather forecast for February.
These are my 'children' and that's objectively ridiculous. ❤️
June 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
These are my 'children' and that's objectively ridiculous. ❤️
The sooner we let women take over the world the better quite frankly.
June 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
The sooner we let women take over the world the better quite frankly.
I want to be on top of a mountain. Summer can do one.
June 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I want to be on top of a mountain. Summer can do one.
Pottery is wayyyy harder than it looks!
May 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Pottery is wayyyy harder than it looks!
Bookmarked the beach for later.
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Bookmarked the beach for later.
Camber Sands. Not LA.
March 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Camber Sands. Not LA.
Spring sprunging today.
March 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Spring sprunging today.
Is there a Nobel Traitorous Twat prize?
March 1, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Is there a Nobel Traitorous Twat prize?
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❗️"This man is fighting for his country. A sovereign state has been attacked. People are dying. And all they care about is why didn't Zelensky wear a suit? I hate this country. I have never felt the way I do in my life," the American veteran recorded an emotional video.
March 1, 2025 at 8:13 AM
❗️"This man is fighting for his country. A sovereign state has been attacked. People are dying. And all they care about is why didn't Zelensky wear a suit? I hate this country. I have never felt the way I do in my life," the American veteran recorded an emotional video.
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Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.
February 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.
Seems like the Prime Minister might have played a blinder there. Is that 2-0 Europe?
February 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Seems like the Prime Minister might have played a blinder there. Is that 2-0 Europe?
Tate being welcomed into the arms of the American mysoginists and rapists in power can't leave American women in any remaining doubt about their nation's direction of travel.
February 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Tate being welcomed into the arms of the American mysoginists and rapists in power can't leave American women in any remaining doubt about their nation's direction of travel.
The US has abondoned all pretence of moral leadership. Nobody wants a special relationship with Tate sympathisers.
February 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The US has abondoned all pretence of moral leadership. Nobody wants a special relationship with Tate sympathisers.
Has anyone checked with Gazza if he minds being owned by Trump?
a man in a white shirt is making a funny face while standing in a room .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is making a funny face while standing in a room .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Has anyone checked with Gazza if he minds being owned by Trump?
