He’s turned the presidency into the world’s largest ATM machine.
January 17, 2026 at 12:40 AM
He’s turned the presidency into the world’s largest ATM machine.
Purring machine
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Comm
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Comm
January 18, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Purring machine
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Comm
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Comm
If a tanning bed and a cotton candy machine had a baby.
January 18, 2026 at 9:52 AM
If a tanning bed and a cotton candy machine had a baby.
Before walk, after walk. Perpetual motion machine.
January 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Before walk, after walk. Perpetual motion machine.
Become a machine and make that machine into a girl
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Become a machine and make that machine into a girl
I RESCUED HIM FROM THE CLAW MACHINE 🕹️
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I RESCUED HIM FROM THE CLAW MACHINE 🕹️
My body is a machine that turns hard cocks into drained cocks 💦
January 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
My body is a machine that turns hard cocks into drained cocks 💦
a machine can never CUM, therefore a machine should never MAKE PORN
January 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
a machine can never CUM, therefore a machine should never MAKE PORN
Things I didn’t buy today: Sega Rally Twin Arcade Machine.
Please congratulate me for being sensible.
Please congratulate me for being sensible.
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Things I didn’t buy today: Sega Rally Twin Arcade Machine.
Please congratulate me for being sensible.
Please congratulate me for being sensible.
Forecast calls for Pretty Hate Machine
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Forecast calls for Pretty Hate Machine
a computer is a machine for making mistakes quickly
January 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
a computer is a machine for making mistakes quickly
it's wrong to use the stealing machine
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
it's wrong to use the stealing machine
Gee, who could have predicted that the lying machine would create more work, not less….
January 17, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Gee, who could have predicted that the lying machine would create more work, not less….
use a condom during vending machine mating season
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
use a condom during vending machine mating season
Me & my grumpiest face in my catto cocoon because it's flippin cold round here. Sweet dreams beautiful babies. Remember sleep is just your time machine to breakfast. Family says hi & sends special, warm hugs to you all. Love you 💤💙💤
January 16, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Me & my grumpiest face in my catto cocoon because it's flippin cold round here. Sweet dreams beautiful babies. Remember sleep is just your time machine to breakfast. Family says hi & sends special, warm hugs to you all. Love you 💤💙💤
Mage Against the Machine
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Nine Inch Pails
Nine Inch Pails
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Alice in Chairs
Alice in Chairs
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Mage Against the Machine
Who remembers this one? I watched this over and over as a kid. It was so intriguing. Now I watch for the 70s decor and outfits❤️ #murderystuff
January 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Who remembers this one? I watched this over and over as a kid. It was so intriguing. Now I watch for the 70s decor and outfits❤️ #murderystuff
Samfull high-speed filling and sealing machine.
January 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Samfull high-speed filling and sealing machine.
someone in the machine room flipping the switch from "revenge porn" to "antisemitism" and back
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 7:33 PM
someone in the machine room flipping the switch from "revenge porn" to "antisemitism" and back
Jennings is an ass and a clown show for the corporate media machine. I stopped watching around 2018.
January 16, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Jennings is an ass and a clown show for the corporate media machine. I stopped watching around 2018.
Visual representation of not using a condom during vending machine mating season #freakoutside
January 17, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Visual representation of not using a condom during vending machine mating season #freakoutside
I’m in Somerset. Apparently there’s a cheese vending machine. Anyone interested in seeing what this entails?
January 17, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I’m in Somerset. Apparently there’s a cheese vending machine. Anyone interested in seeing what this entails?