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first of all, that’s not even an angel that’s some other shit. plus theologians don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet mf (ok this is where the ends cuz i get nervous about doing the whole copypasta)
Hey baby, are you an angel? Because you appear to be a conflagration of eyes and winged wheels.
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i’m an aspiring failed novelist.
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
there should’ve been more marx brothers just lie to people
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 AM
gn Chat
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
anyway… gn
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
twitter down…
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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I don't think you're ready for how dark and twisted The Owl House gets. There's an episode that still haunts me. It's about the importance of sharing. Gets me fucked up every time.
favorite type of poster is the person who lists the darkest possible interpretation of every single aspect of their media obsession to try and prove that it's totally serious and for adults
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 AM
please help my friend
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
this is what i get for having that stupid song stuck in my head all day
liberals if they locked in:

trump lingered last in line for brains and the ones he got were super rotten and insane
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
liberals if they locked in:

trump lingered last in line for brains and the ones he got were super rotten and insane
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
ANDREW CUOMO????
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
is my dinner with andre not a big meme movie
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
it’s insane that before like mark twain every novel was 2000 pages
October 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
censoring that first name…
October 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
bayonetta
Without saying Sonic, name a Sega Videogame.
October 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
wow he finally finished em-8er!
holy shit dude it is over. ring da fuckin bell
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
look it’s not my fault that blocking is like pressing nine buttons at once in literally every video game why would i go through all the trouble
“Queer people never block in video games. They’ll dodge, but they do not block” is something I had never heard before today and yet it is definitely how I play video games, so…
a man with a beard is giving a thumbs up and saying `` you got me there ! ''
ALT: a man with a beard is giving a thumbs up and saying `` you got me there ! ''
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i am a leftist from america and this is my sonnenrad tattoo
October 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
MY HANDLE ISNT INVALID ANYMORE????
October 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Decades of Twitter have made children terse with their jokes, mindful of character count limits. They no longer laboriously say "Why was six afraid of seven?". They quickly convey the important parts, "six seven".
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
gn gn
October 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
i hate tim robinson tbh
October 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
what are we a bunch of russians
October 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM