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that’s ok there’s some stuff set somewhere that’s good
do you have any recs for historical fiction set during the napoleonic wars by any chance
i’m ngl the first 900 billion times i saw this poste, i thought it was literally em-8er.
blocking: press the square button while precisely navigating the joystick 37 degrees in order for your block to actually do anything

dodging: i’m moving moving you can’t touch SHIT
look it’s not my fault that blocking is like pressing nine buttons at once in literally every video game why would i go through all the trouble
β€œQueer people never block in video games. They’ll dodge, but they do not block” is something I had never heard before today and yet it is definitely how I play video games, so…
a man with a beard is giving a thumbs up and saying `` you got me there ! ''
ALT: a man with a beard is giving a thumbs up and saying `` you got me there ! ''
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maybe margarine is really close in chemical composition to a human body?
i mean you’d think that the amount of feet models are like evenly distributed across the genders.
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