JP 🪼🫧
@zstraps.bsky.social
JP. they/them. zstraps on ao3. giggling and kicking my feet about gay pirates
https://archiveofourown.org/users/zstraps
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
not posting a snip of the werehyena fic this fine wip wednesday bc its sooo close to being done and i need to dangle the dopamine hit of sharing it in front of myself like a carrot. but pls know a draft exists and like 50% of @oatmilktruther.bsky.social ‘s comments on it are basically this
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
not posting a snip of the werehyena fic this fine wip wednesday bc its sooo close to being done and i need to dangle the dopamine hit of sharing it in front of myself like a carrot. but pls know a draft exists and like 50% of @oatmilktruther.bsky.social ‘s comments on it are basically this
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
me all week: god, i can’t wait til therapy on monday so i can talk about this stuff that’s been on my mind
me now that monday has rolled around: sick to my stomach with anxiety at the thought of talking about the stuff
me now that monday has rolled around: sick to my stomach with anxiety at the thought of talking about the stuff
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
me all week: god, i can’t wait til therapy on monday so i can talk about this stuff that’s been on my mind
me now that monday has rolled around: sick to my stomach with anxiety at the thought of talking about the stuff
me now that monday has rolled around: sick to my stomach with anxiety at the thought of talking about the stuff
shout out to my 8th grade english teacher who, during our unit on oliver twist, told us “in every relationship there is a lover and a beloved.” in retrospect he probably meant in literature but my squishy lil 13-year-old brain sure didn’t take it that way and it’s been fucking me up for 1.5 decades!
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
shout out to my 8th grade english teacher who, during our unit on oliver twist, told us “in every relationship there is a lover and a beloved.” in retrospect he probably meant in literature but my squishy lil 13-year-old brain sure didn’t take it that way and it’s been fucking me up for 1.5 decades!
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i have like. one more paragraph to write in this fic and my brain is just like NOPE
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i have like. one more paragraph to write in this fic and my brain is just like NOPE
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pansy garden! Micron linework and prismacolor marker fill 🌸
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
pansy garden! Micron linework and prismacolor marker fill 🌸
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another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about
![screenshot of a tweet that reads as follows:
MARY OLIVER: You do not have to walk on your knees for one hundred miles through the desert repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
ME: What if it loves this [shows phone screen]
MARY OLIVER: That's fine but do not show it to me again](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n7xsqoc7ztdsmfuvfmtndp52/bafkreidckcmrloy7b4zi2vfb3d7lfg63hnivaigdo5peksss7ysfesfd4m@jpeg)
July 4, 2023 at 2:35 AM
another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about
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me too frenchie
Huge fan. Can't stop imagining him in all different scenarios. All totally made up.
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
me too frenchie
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Ok y'all. Tis the season. You know what I'm driving at here. Our beloved Edward Teach deserves nothing less than this treatment
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Ok y'all. Tis the season. You know what I'm driving at here. Our beloved Edward Teach deserves nothing less than this treatment
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen
jensen mcrae
the head and the heart
oh he dead
lucy dacus
jojo (that one was my wife’s doing)
jensen mcrae
the head and the heart
oh he dead
lucy dacus
jojo (that one was my wife’s doing)
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you've seen
flaming lips/modest mouse
avett brothers/ani difranco
newport folk fest
orville peck
old 97s
flaming lips/modest mouse
avett brothers/ani difranco
newport folk fest
orville peck
old 97s
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you've seen
The Crane Wives
Patrick Wolf
Stevie Nicks
Maneskin
Anamanaguchi
The Crane Wives
Patrick Wolf
Stevie Nicks
Maneskin
Anamanaguchi
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen
jensen mcrae
the head and the heart
oh he dead
lucy dacus
jojo (that one was my wife’s doing)
jensen mcrae
the head and the heart
oh he dead
lucy dacus
jojo (that one was my wife’s doing)
everything feels Bad and i want to go back to bed
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
everything feels Bad and i want to go back to bed
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so i heard yall liked seing butts
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
so i heard yall liked seing butts
trying to knit in the round for the first time and uhhh i have somehow managed to knit inside out???
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
trying to knit in the round for the first time and uhhh i have somehow managed to knit inside out???
(they knew what they were doing with this prompt)
from the werehyena fic 👀
from the werehyena fic 👀
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
(they knew what they were doing with this prompt)
from the werehyena fic 👀
from the werehyena fic 👀
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did somebody say hot butch oluwande? (ref from trueref !!)
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
did somebody say hot butch oluwande? (ref from trueref !!)
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November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i have an 8 hour train ride tomorrow and i can’t even spend it finishing my werehyena porn bc i’ll be sitting next to my mother 😭💔 tragic
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
i have an 8 hour train ride tomorrow and i can’t even spend it finishing my werehyena porn bc i’ll be sitting next to my mother 😭💔 tragic
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ed gets off on being called a good boy and stede gets off on being called a bad boy thank you for your time
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
ed gets off on being called a good boy and stede gets off on being called a bad boy thank you for your time
having a fic craving. send your most delicious mutual pining gentlebeard recs?
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
having a fic craving. send your most delicious mutual pining gentlebeard recs?
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