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JP. they/them. zstraps on ao3. giggling and kicking my feet about gay pirates https://archiveofourown.org/users/zstraps

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lacey @byelacey.bsky.social · 17h

it’s that time of year again 🍂🍃

four simplistic drawings of a fluffy white dog rolling around in red, yellow, and orange leaves while exclaiming “leaf, leaf”

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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 20h

morning repost hiii i wrote a kinktober fic yesterday archiveofourown.org/works/72429861

screenshot of a fic on ao3.

title: bunny slippers.
by: zstraps.

Summary:

“Can I?”

“No.”

“Please?”

“No.”

“But daddy.”

“Still no.”

“But I really need to!”

“Hmm. Ask me nicely.”

“Daddy, may I please, please go to the toilet?”

“Aw, good boy! So polite,” Ed coos, and Stede feels the warm, golden glow down to his toes. He feels himself blush, feels small and protected and safe. “But no.”

A late fill for Kinktober Day 7: watersports & lingerie

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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 20h

OH IT SURE IS

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

Tessa gave the best description of #Taika ever.

variety.com/2025/film/fe...

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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 1d

samm posted this art yesterday and @alimasin.bsky.social said "trapped in the bodysuit" and i said YES and. well. here's 3k about it
archiveofourown.org/works/72429861

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Lark 🔞🍉 comms OPEN! @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 8d

#OFMDkinktober2025 Collars 🥰

Sketch of chubby cis Ed naked and jerking off in a posture collar. There's a leash on the collar that disappears out of the top of the frame. Ed is looking up towards whoever is holding the leash.

#ofmdart #edteach

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 2d

It's #sexualsunday & I am (checks watch) 5 days late and it's not at all what I committed to doing this month (to myself or anyone else) but it's what made me happy last night, so here's some #ofmdkinktober25 art for the prompts lingerie & watersports w some bonus daddy kink thrown in. #ofmdnsfw

A drawing of Stede Bonnet in a sheer, sleeveless, lavender-coloured body suit decorated with small embroidered flowers, matching thigh high stockings, and green pumps is sitting on Edward Teach's lap. His pink cock can just vaguely be seen trapped inside the body suit. He turns his face into his shoulder in the direction of Ed, a bit embarrassed. Ed's leaning back very comfortably in the lime green high back chair, thank you very much. He's wearing his favourite dark purple boxers, pink wolf slippers, and has his hair out loose. He's bouncing his legs a bit, making Stede bump along with it which is really jostling his bladder, unfortunately. The sly grin on Ed's face suggests he knows exactly what he's doing. The two speech bubbles are as follows:
Stede: Please, daddy. I really need to pee.
Ed: I think you can hold it a bit longer, sweetheart.

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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 2d

wow kinktober day 7 is truly the gift that keeps on giving THIS IS DELICIOUS

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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 2d

ed finally gives him permission to go to the bathroom when he knows he won’t be able to get the bodysuit off in time 👀👀👀

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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 6d

#inktober #inktoberpierce #gentlebeard #ofmdinktober2025

it supposed to be blackbeard rescuing stede pinned to the mast (pierced by izzy's sword) so i thought it would fit the prompt. but mb it looks like ed is killing stede, who knows..

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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 3d

this is gorgeous and also….stede in falling-down shirt and stockings and nothing else is inspired

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Lizzy ‘Slutty Ed’ Leo 🩷💜💙 @lizzyleo.bsky.social · 4d

If this ain’t the most modern Gentlebeard thing ever I don’t know what is

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Ed Zeppelin 🏴‍☠️male buttcheek connoisseur🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴‍☠️ @ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social · 4d

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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 5d

this is so dreamy and gorgeous oh my godddd

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sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 6d

what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)

what is basically a screenshot of like your heart’s a pomegranate. ed is cutting up a cucumber and leaning back to bite stede’s neck. stede has a serene and soft look on his face. there is blood coming from the bite mark. they are both shirtless. there is a second view of the two of them from the back.

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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 6d

she saw this and said “that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said about me”

JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 6d

my wife’s driving terrifies me but goddamn will she get me to the train station on time

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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 6d

Happy National Pierogi Day to all who celebrate.

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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 6d

i am very smart

JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 6d

……i had never seen them side by side and did not realize there were two versions. 🤦🏼

the badmintons of catptains

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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 6d

me fully reading this like wdym non sexual kink they had sex in that fic 🤔😂 huh. oops. but also. maybe pissing yourself for your boyfriend can be sex 😌

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☠️ B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 6d

Here! Various versions in case anyone prefers one format over others. I used 32ct linen, 2x2 for the crosses, 1 strand for backstitch, but in hindsight kinda wish I used sewing thread for the backstitch for a finer outline at this tiny scale? The floss looks ok though!

And a couple of minor notes:

Gentlepurred cross stitch chart (colour blocks + backstitching)

Gentlepurred cross stitch chart (symbols + colour blocks + backstitching)

Gentlepurred cross stitch chart (symbols + backstitching)

Gentlepurred cross stitch chart (backstitching in contrast colour so it's easier to see)

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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 6d

my wife’s driving terrifies me but goddamn will she get me to the train station on time

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☠️ B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 7d

Gentlepurred? Co-catpains? Someone suggest something better before one of them sticks 😅 🪡🧵 #OFMD #OFMDArt

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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 7d

i started after the craft fair!!!

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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 8d

incredible how someone can be smart enough to make it through medical school and yet still be so stupid

like in addition to being cruel and incredibly lacking in compassion it’s just. so fucking stupid

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