Samm 🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🏳️🌈
@aliassamm.bsky.social
(they/them) | queer pirate | geriatric millennial | OFMD fanart/fic maker/lover | some NSFW content bc I like objectifying gay pirates | Please, no one under 18 ->🔞. If you're not clearly OFMD crew and you follow me, I will probably block you. Not personal
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Florence + the Machine
Decemberists
Tragically Hip
Powderfinger
Flaming Lips
Florence + the Machine
Decemberists
Tragically Hip
Powderfinger
Flaming Lips
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Indigo Girls
Against Me!
R.E.M.
Lavender Country
The B-52s
Indigo Girls
Against Me!
R.E.M.
Lavender Country
The B-52s
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Dar Williams
The Tragically Hip
The Weakerthans
Aimee Mann
Le Tigre
Dar Williams
The Tragically Hip
The Weakerthans
Aimee Mann
Le Tigre
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Florence + the Machine
Decemberists
Tragically Hip
Powderfinger
Flaming Lips
Florence + the Machine
Decemberists
Tragically Hip
Powderfinger
Flaming Lips
Five animals I've seen in the wild:
Alligator
Moose
Goanna
Kangaroo
Banff springs snail
*bonus penguin, but he was not where he should be
Alligator
Moose
Goanna
Kangaroo
Banff springs snail
*bonus penguin, but he was not where he should be
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild:
Dolphin
Trumpeter swan
Moose
Humpback whale
California condor
Dolphin
Trumpeter swan
Moose
Humpback whale
California condor
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild:
Tarantula
Scorpion
Coyotes
Texas Longhorn Beetle in NoCal
Dolphins & whales (together)
Tarantula
Scorpion
Coyotes
Texas Longhorn Beetle in NoCal
Dolphins & whales (together)
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Five animals I've seen in the wild:
Alligator
Moose
Goanna
Kangaroo
Banff springs snail
*bonus penguin, but he was not where he should be
Alligator
Moose
Goanna
Kangaroo
Banff springs snail
*bonus penguin, but he was not where he should be
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Close up of my floating market inspired embroidery because it's horrible outside and I'm about to take Louis for his medical tests and I needed some colour
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Close up of my floating market inspired embroidery because it's horrible outside and I'm about to take Louis for his medical tests and I needed some colour
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reminder that this show proved homosexuality isn't something you choose. only ed gets to do that
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
reminder that this show proved homosexuality isn't something you choose. only ed gets to do that
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🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
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Yeah. It'll cure what ails ya.
So if you took emotional damage from this post, and you haven’t read Seeing, Being Seen, you might enjoy the end of that one ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/70127756
archiveofourown.org/works/70127756
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Yeah. It'll cure what ails ya.
I think what cheeses me off the most about this is that it's an ad for an aid to help w gender dysphoria & I just spent 30 days writing about how images of gender non-normativity or representations of gender queer people are often interpreted as homoerotic content. Learn the difference @bsky.app
Getting pretty cheesed off about the inappropriate censorship, @bsky.app
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I think what cheeses me off the most about this is that it's an ad for an aid to help w gender dysphoria & I just spent 30 days writing about how images of gender non-normativity or representations of gender queer people are often interpreted as homoerotic content. Learn the difference @bsky.app
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The six days of Cleomas start today. How do you spoil your geriatric pet?
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The six days of Cleomas start today. How do you spoil your geriatric pet?
Thing is handed in. I've got nothing but time. So, naturally I wake up at 5AM.
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Thing is handed in. I've got nothing but time. So, naturally I wake up at 5AM.
I also have lots of Hanukkah cards! If I was clever, I would do a form...
I have stamps and I have holiday cards. If you would like to get a card in the mail, DM me your address. 🫶
I'm about to have three weeks with nothing to do coming up before my oral exam (insert joke here) please occupy my brain.
I'm about to have three weeks with nothing to do coming up before my oral exam (insert joke here) please occupy my brain.
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I also have lots of Hanukkah cards! If I was clever, I would do a form...
What's it called when you have something v important, absolutely necessary to finish today and it won't take nearly as much effort as it could but instead you want to do this other thing that's going to take probably a lot more effort and is not even necessary or on a timeline at all?
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
What's it called when you have something v important, absolutely necessary to finish today and it won't take nearly as much effort as it could but instead you want to do this other thing that's going to take probably a lot more effort and is not even necessary or on a timeline at all?
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
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Been missing the Lego crew, so for #TakeTwoTuesday, let’s revisit the chaos I created for #OFMD ‘s 3rd bday earlier this year 💜
“We are gathered here, as friends, family, and employees, to celebrate the frankly embarrassing-“
“Hey!”
“-and annoying-“
“HEY!!!”
“love between Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet…” 1/12
#OurBricksMeanDeath #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OurFlagTurns3
“Hey!”
“-and annoying-“
“HEY!!!”
“love between Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet…” 1/12
#OurBricksMeanDeath #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OurFlagTurns3
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Been missing the Lego crew, so for #TakeTwoTuesday, let’s revisit the chaos I created for #OFMD ‘s 3rd bday earlier this year 💜
I have stamps and I have holiday cards. If you would like to get a card in the mail, DM me your address. 🫶
I'm about to have three weeks with nothing to do coming up before my oral exam (insert joke here) please occupy my brain.
I'm about to have three weeks with nothing to do coming up before my oral exam (insert joke here) please occupy my brain.
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I have stamps and I have holiday cards. If you would like to get a card in the mail, DM me your address. 🫶
I'm about to have three weeks with nothing to do coming up before my oral exam (insert joke here) please occupy my brain.
I'm about to have three weeks with nothing to do coming up before my oral exam (insert joke here) please occupy my brain.
Yassss!! An excuse to share another wip from this collab. This was just a size reference to make sure I got the scale, but Stede's so buff, it needs to be shared. Looking for something hot, sweet and weird to read over the holidays? Link below!!
#OFMD #ofmdfanart
#OFMD #ofmdfanart
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Yassss!! An excuse to share another wip from this collab. This was just a size reference to make sure I got the scale, but Stede's so buff, it needs to be shared. Looking for something hot, sweet and weird to read over the holidays? Link below!!
#OFMD #ofmdfanart
#OFMD #ofmdfanart
The truth is I'm just intensely envious of all the incredible sex they're having. #gentlebeard #ofmd
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The truth is I'm just intensely envious of all the incredible sex they're having. #gentlebeard #ofmd
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Today's the daaaaaaaaay!
Please enjoy No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea, my Big Bang with @pogonr.bsky.social. Fake dating! Lots of pining! Extreme silliness! Smut! Ed and Stede being idiots for each other! Gorgeous art INCLUDING trademark sloppy smoochin! 💖
Enjoyyyyyyy 🥰
Please enjoy No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea, my Big Bang with @pogonr.bsky.social. Fake dating! Lots of pining! Extreme silliness! Smut! Ed and Stede being idiots for each other! Gorgeous art INCLUDING trademark sloppy smoochin! 💖
Enjoyyyyyyy 🥰
No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea - Chapter 1 - Juniper (GelatinousStand), pogo - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Today's the daaaaaaaaay!
Please enjoy No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea, my Big Bang with @pogonr.bsky.social. Fake dating! Lots of pining! Extreme silliness! Smut! Ed and Stede being idiots for each other! Gorgeous art INCLUDING trademark sloppy smoochin! 💖
Enjoyyyyyyy 🥰
Please enjoy No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea, my Big Bang with @pogonr.bsky.social. Fake dating! Lots of pining! Extreme silliness! Smut! Ed and Stede being idiots for each other! Gorgeous art INCLUDING trademark sloppy smoochin! 💖
Enjoyyyyyyy 🥰
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I just wanted to be as close to a time traveller as possible. Capitalism & social pressures meant I got lost. Mom discouraged me from archaeology (no $) & my hsc score was too low for art history. Trained in film prod bc I thought art direction would be cool. Animation offered better job security.
Got a degree in Ad/PR. Was really good at campaigns actually. Advisor suggested I go to New York to break into creative since Orlando was mostly just sales at the time. I declined because New York stresses me out. Decided to go into publishing. Plastered a local pub with resumes until they hired me.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I just wanted to be as close to a time traveller as possible. Capitalism & social pressures meant I got lost. Mom discouraged me from archaeology (no $) & my hsc score was too low for art history. Trained in film prod bc I thought art direction would be cool. Animation offered better job security.
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Evening bump for these dorks
Billboard Boys Two: Electric Carpet Boogaloo was supposed to be another quick 500 words but 1. these little shits love to talk and 2. Ed's inner monologue won't stop monologuing
BUT the words are wording and @aliassamm.bsky.social won't be stuck in comps hell forever, so hopefully soon!!!
BUT the words are wording and @aliassamm.bsky.social won't be stuck in comps hell forever, so hopefully soon!!!
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Evening bump for these dorks