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Hayley
@heyhayley.bsky.social
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Scamp era. Your favourite cryptid's favourite cryptid. OFMD Brainrot 24/7. Ed Teach Defense Squad. Banned from bookclub. "The stepdad who stepped up" - bonnypitty https://ko-fi.com/heyhayley
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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · Oct 17
Light blue background with clouds. In the middle is a cartoon version of Hayley dressed as Mothman. Top text in pink says HEYHAYLEY and bottom text in pink says LINK DIRECTORY
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It's important to know that this is now on YouTube:
youtu.be/beJMHZlgtz8?...

HOPE YOU LIKE STOCK FOOTAGE AND INCOMPLETE BIGFOOT COSTUMES
MSK3K 1102: Cry Wilderness
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
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November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
heyhayley.bsky.social
Thanks for hanging out with me for my test stream! Hopefully I will have a schedule soon 🫶
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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robdelaney.bsky.social
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
Bong Joon Ho took a characteristically radical approach when questioned on his thoughts around the rise of Al technology at the jury press conference of the Marrakech Film Festival on Saturday. The Korean director, who is president of the jury, gave two responses, one measured, the other deeply personal. "My official answer is, Al is good because it's the very beginning of the human race finally seriously thinking about what only humans can do. But my personal answer is, I'm going to organize a military squad, and their mission is to destroy AI," he said.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Live now over on twitch! https://twitch.tv/ohheyhayley
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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tuks.bsky.social
📝

#ofmd #gentlebeard
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
heyhayley.bsky.social
Hey kid wanna buy some glass
Hayley's hand holding a pile of Seaglass at a bus stop
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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smallestchurch.bsky.social
stede showing ed the auxiliary wardrobe
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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misterabk.bsky.social
Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Hey man are you doing okay. I saw you changed your Nintendo Switch profile icon from that Star Fox babe to a picture of Luigi holding the barrel of a gun against his nuts. Is that from one of the Luigi's Mansions? I'm here for you no matter what but I never played any of em. No spoilers please.
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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thesamantharei.bsky.social
I've definitely been in #Frankenstein headspace so I made these two capelets inspired by Elizabeth. They are up on my website.

www.samantharei.com/shop/p/ymihm...
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I miss my boys (Jonah Heston and the bots)
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Putting in a complaint about no cinemas near me showing Pillion
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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The funniest thing in the world to me is the number of fics in the Avatar category
Screenshot from AO3 1-20 OF 6,542 Worlds in Avatar (Cameron Movies)
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Omg the girl who was opening a Prismatic a day until she pulled an Eeveelution SIR just pulled TWO after 240+ days 😭😭😭 war is over
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I'd love to show you some saucier spoons but there appears to be a distinct lack of those on this, supposedly, first class vessel.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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I got a good grade in my smear test (it came back clear of abnormal cells)
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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dochackenbush.bsky.social
Redbubble are having a Black Friday sale with 35% off selected tees! There’s never been a better time to shop (because I am skint af)!
www.redbubble.com/people/docha...
T shirt: Woke Up, Chose Violence A yellow capybara holding a knife in its mouth on a red tee T shirt: Cat in the Box A square box containing a cat which has assumed the shape of the box, on a yellow tee T shirt: a homage to Richard Scarry’s Lowly Worm Apple car. A capybara driving a yuzu shaped car. Wording on the car reads “they see me rollin’. They hatin’.” On a pale pink shirt. T shirt: Two capybaras on a leafy background. Text reads: “Reject Fascism. Embrace Capybara. On a yellow tee.
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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roximonoxide.bsky.social
Stede Bonnet, the poutiest pirate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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One of the rounds on the quiz was backwards songs and I only recognised the first one because it was in a vine (it was Demi Lovato)
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
heyhayley.bsky.social
I'm going to give fair warning now - if you intend to display this please make sure to keep it away from radiators because it will eventually fall apart and you will have to decide if you want to try to reassemble and glue it back together. Ask me how I know.
ramsaybaggins.bsky.social Ro 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social · 2d
UK Lego peeps - the motorised lighthouse set goes on sale for 30% from tomorrow for Black Friday! It's retiring at the end of the year so worth grabbing

US folks worth seeing if it goes on sale for you too?
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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sailorsruin92.bsky.social
🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
Two panel illustration of Ed and Stede meet-cute. In the first panel Ed is looking at Stede with his hand on his tummy. There is fire and smoke behind him. In the second panel, Stede is lying on the floor with a noose around his neck and hands tied. He's been gut-stabbed.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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My team won the pub quiz and the prize was a bottle of champagne and now we're trying to figure out who gets custody
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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If you want a cat that will look at you like this consider adopting from Holly
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Kitty ASMR
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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No way did the cat just fart when I picked her up 😭
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM