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@heyhayley.bsky.social

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Scamp era. Your favourite cryptid's favourite cryptid. OFMD Brainrot 24/7. Ed Teach Defense Squad. Banned from bookclub. "The stepdad who stepped up" - bonnypitty https://ko-fi.com/heyhayley

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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · Oct 17

Light blue background with clouds. In the middle is a cartoon version of Hayley dressed as Mothman. Top text in pink says HEYHAYLEY and bottom text in pink says LINK DIRECTORY

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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 44m

Cloverfield still rips

Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 1h

Yes hahahah yes

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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 3h

The tiny lighthouse is on

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 5h

please enjoy brand new tingler MY NEIGHBOR’S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWC6K3MR/ or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/my-nei...

cover of MY NEIGHBOR’S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN featuring ladybuck without much on smiling in the front yard of suburban neighborhood next to her is a beautiful skeleton that is very tall

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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 5h

a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .

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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 5h

But did she swallo—

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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 5h

THIS IS SO CUTE!!!!

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Jadeykinns ➡️ Wee con 👻 🏴‍☠️ @thatjadeykinns.bsky.social · 6h

Going to wee con? Made these cute stickers to give away just for the occasion.

We will mainly be in the calypso floating market so be sure to find us there 🥰🫶

#ofmd

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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 6h

This fan art bought us another season and put food on all of our tables. We will always be indebted to you.

Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 8h

Sometimes I remember worrying that I was embarrassing when I started sharing my fanart. I fell so hard & so fast for our pirates. Then a pro comic artist I really look up to just out of the blue told me my OFMD stuff was "beautiful work". It was like he knew I needed to hear it right at that moment.

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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 9h

Oh okay Stede

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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 12h

Omg it's rosy maple mothman tattoo's third birthday today!!!

Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 12h

I live for low stakes petty beef and this sore loser from the NYCC cosplay contest is giving!!!

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

Capitalism has taken everything from my generation.

Headline reading "Daddy Drought Hits Gay Community as Aging Millennials Grapple With Rising Cost of Sugar Babies." Subtitle reads, "Would-Be Daddy's Lack Means to Penetrate Gay Sugar Baby Market"

The headlines are superimposed over a young looking Twink with an older daddy

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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 1d

"what is a decorum?" - Cynthia Doll, 2025

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Merryfinches 💕🌈 🏴‍☠️ @merryfinches.bsky.social · 1d

I’m super poor this month, so I‘m running a little OFMD sale in my shop, I’ll even pop a little extra surprise in with any thing you buy, as a thank you for helping me out right now! 🥰❤️
#shopofmd

Withyworkshop @withyworkshop.bsky.social · 1d

15% off the OFMD collection in my shop this week! 🥰 use the code ‘REVENGE’ at checkout for the discount!

Pins, brooches, earrings, lots of lovely things (And now is a great time to order any Xmas presents btw so they reach you on time…) ❤️
#shopofmd

Laser cut earrings of two skeleton mermaids, one holding a heart and one holding a spear

Acrylic earrings shaped like Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet from our flag means death. Stede is a merman with an orange tail

Laser cut earrings that say ‘talk it through as a crew’

Laser cut pins with quotes from our flag means death

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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 1d

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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 1d

I remember reblogging these on my old Tumblr in like 2011!!

Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a fucking oracle

A Facebook memory dated October 14 2021 of an Instagram story showing a merman doll with an orange tail and blonde hair and the caption "I love himbo merman"

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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 1d

She's such a wiggly worm

Selfie of Hayley in bed with Mari who is lying looking up at her

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✨️StellarCyn✨️ - OFMD, GOMENS, DR. WHO! 🍉🏴‍☠️🧡 @stellarcyn.bsky.social · 2d

Hey yall, I need to raise $2200 dollars to afford dental care that I need next month and I do not have any way to save that much or set it aside on my own and I really need this work done before my tooth gets worse. Sharing my kofi here in case anyone is willing and able to help even a little!

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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 2d

GAAAAAAY

Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 2d

I ordered some more bits today for my Wee Con cosplay. Really living on the edge with this one delivery wise lmao

Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 2d

I like to live on the edge by having my explicit content filter turned off and scrolling my feed on crowded trains

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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social · 2d

I also think everyone needs to accept Paul Verhoeven was a modern Nostradamus and understood Americas proto fascism in a way almost no other pop culture icon did.

A screenshot from starship troopers of Neil Patrick Harris, looking like an absolute dork in his Nazi attire

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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 2d

Saf? She's at @inneedofdonuts.bsky.social !!

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