Hayley
@heyhayley.bsky.social
Scamp era. Your favourite cryptid's favourite cryptid. OFMD Brainrot 24/7. Ed Teach Defense Squad. Banned from bookclub. "The stepdad who stepped up" - bonnypitty https://ko-fi.com/heyhayley
A UFO film that doesn't jumpscare with little grey bastards. Thank you 👍
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
A UFO film that doesn't jumpscare with little grey bastards. Thank you 👍
a close up of a man with a mustache
ALT: a close up of a man with a mustache
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November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Follow me for more important life advice
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Follow me for more important life advice
It's never that fucking serious oh my god
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's never that fucking serious oh my god
I roast them skin on with garlic and rosemary and then stick smoked salmon and couscous inside
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I roast them skin on with garlic and rosemary and then stick smoked salmon and couscous inside
Me after I start food discourse on the app
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Me after I start food discourse on the app
Enjoy your casseroles everyone! I will be making sweet potato wedges like God intended thank yew 😌
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Enjoy your casseroles everyone! I will be making sweet potato wedges like God intended thank yew 😌