Zero Gravitas
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on here to post into the void about sumo
I watch sumo live so please beware of spoilers during bashos. I tag live skeets with #sumospoilers
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I watch sumo live so please beware of spoilers during bashos. I tag live skeets with #sumospoilers
he/him
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post-basho late night
ramen / our fukuoka
yatai / year ending
#sumo #相撲 #illustration 🍜🏮
available on my sumo shop
ramen / our fukuoka
yatai / year ending
#sumo #相撲 #illustration 🍜🏮
available on my sumo shop
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
post-basho late night
ramen / our fukuoka
yatai / year ending
#sumo #相撲 #illustration 🍜🏮
available on my sumo shop
ramen / our fukuoka
yatai / year ending
#sumo #相撲 #illustration 🍜🏮
available on my sumo shop
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The current situation at the top of the banzuke.
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The current situation at the top of the banzuke.
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Here goes the bream!
I wish Aonishiki's mother (and the rest of his family) could be there, right beside him right now.
I wish Aonishiki's mother (and the rest of his family) could be there, right beside him right now.
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Here goes the bream!
I wish Aonishiki's mother (and the rest of his family) could be there, right beside him right now.
I wish Aonishiki's mother (and the rest of his family) could be there, right beside him right now.
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That said. I'm ONLY supporting MY PERSONAL YOKOZUNA Hoshoryu in 2026. That's my Yok. That's Him. 6 Yusho. 90 match wins on the year.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
That said. I'm ONLY supporting MY PERSONAL YOKOZUNA Hoshoryu in 2026. That's my Yok. That's Him. 6 Yusho. 90 match wins on the year.
WOW! Aonishiki is an absolute demon. Wouldn’t be surprised to see him win a few more championships next year
… It’s ok Hoshoryu, I still love you
#sumospoilers
… It’s ok Hoshoryu, I still love you
#sumospoilers
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
WOW! Aonishiki is an absolute demon. Wouldn’t be surprised to see him win a few more championships next year
… It’s ok Hoshoryu, I still love you
#sumospoilers
… It’s ok Hoshoryu, I still love you
#sumospoilers
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Tamawashi is 40s goals. Legit, the last few basho & London I've been thinking a lot about how hard it is to maintain his level of skill and physical prowess at this age, and I think my motto when I hit my fourth decade in a couple months is going to be:
WWTD?(N) - What Would Tamawashi Do? (Nodowa)
WWTD?(N) - What Would Tamawashi Do? (Nodowa)
Day15
M4 Tamawashi 6-8 (L)
M12 Fujinokawa 9-5 (R)
Fun bout! But.. have to say it, Washi is over twice Fujinokawa’s age. Washi joined sumo before Fujinokawa was born - and just as I write this, announcer just said this is the biggest age difference in a makuuchi bout in modern history!
M4 Tamawashi 6-8 (L)
M12 Fujinokawa 9-5 (R)
Fun bout! But.. have to say it, Washi is over twice Fujinokawa’s age. Washi joined sumo before Fujinokawa was born - and just as I write this, announcer just said this is the biggest age difference in a makuuchi bout in modern history!
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Tamawashi is 40s goals. Legit, the last few basho & London I've been thinking a lot about how hard it is to maintain his level of skill and physical prowess at this age, and I think my motto when I hit my fourth decade in a couple months is going to be:
WWTD?(N) - What Would Tamawashi Do? (Nodowa)
WWTD?(N) - What Would Tamawashi Do? (Nodowa)
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I love seeing these old timers school the newbies. 35 year old former ozeki takayasu blasts yosjinofuji at the tachiai and then continues his superb oshizumo before getting a grip and dispensing with the youngster. #sumo
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I love seeing these old timers school the newbies. 35 year old former ozeki takayasu blasts yosjinofuji at the tachiai and then continues his superb oshizumo before getting a grip and dispensing with the youngster. #sumo
KK for Takayasu! And he gets some bonus arrows. Not a bad week 2 for him, looks like his back is in decent shape this time
#sumospoilers
#sumospoilers
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 AM
KK for Takayasu! And he gets some bonus arrows. Not a bad week 2 for him, looks like his back is in decent shape this time
#sumospoilers
#sumospoilers
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Yes!
He's got this supercilious game face, but he's funny, goofy, a little nervous, in the interviews.
www.reddit.com/r/SumoMemes/...
I think this sums him up, he's self conscious but he's game
He's got this supercilious game face, but he's funny, goofy, a little nervous, in the interviews.
www.reddit.com/r/SumoMemes/...
I think this sums him up, he's self conscious but he's game
From the SumoMemes community on Reddit: Ichiyamamoto has the Moves
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November 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Yes!
He's got this supercilious game face, but he's funny, goofy, a little nervous, in the interviews.
www.reddit.com/r/SumoMemes/...
I think this sums him up, he's self conscious but he's game
He's got this supercilious game face, but he's funny, goofy, a little nervous, in the interviews.
www.reddit.com/r/SumoMemes/...
I think this sums him up, he's self conscious but he's game
Kirishima’s 2025
Jan 11-4
Mar 8-7
May 11-4
July 8-7
Sep 6-9
Nov 11-4
So in the end Kirishima did get 3 11-4s this year. Let’s hope he gets at least 3 more next year and preferably all in succession
#sumospoilers
Jan 11-4
Mar 8-7
May 11-4
July 8-7
Sep 6-9
Nov 11-4
So in the end Kirishima did get 3 11-4s this year. Let’s hope he gets at least 3 more next year and preferably all in succession
#sumospoilers
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Kirishima’s 2025
Jan 11-4
Mar 8-7
May 11-4
July 8-7
Sep 6-9
Nov 11-4
So in the end Kirishima did get 3 11-4s this year. Let’s hope he gets at least 3 more next year and preferably all in succession
#sumospoilers
Jan 11-4
Mar 8-7
May 11-4
July 8-7
Sep 6-9
Nov 11-4
So in the end Kirishima did get 3 11-4s this year. Let’s hope he gets at least 3 more next year and preferably all in succession
#sumospoilers
Ichiyamamoto and Kirishima earned their fighting spirit prizes!
Love how Ichiyamamoto is always really expressive and cheerful in his interviews
#sumospoilers
Love how Ichiyamamoto is always really expressive and cheerful in his interviews
#sumospoilers
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Ichiyamamoto and Kirishima earned their fighting spirit prizes!
Love how Ichiyamamoto is always really expressive and cheerful in his interviews
#sumospoilers
Love how Ichiyamamoto is always really expressive and cheerful in his interviews
#sumospoilers
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#sumo special prizes have been announced!
Outstanding Performance: Aonishiki )if he wins the tournament)
Fighting Spirit: Kirishima (If he wins today), Ichiyamamoto (if he wins today)
Technique: Aonishiki and Yoshinofuji
Source: x.com/sumokyokai/s...
Outstanding Performance: Aonishiki )if he wins the tournament)
Fighting Spirit: Kirishima (If he wins today), Ichiyamamoto (if he wins today)
Technique: Aonishiki and Yoshinofuji
Source: x.com/sumokyokai/s...
日本相撲協会公式 on X: "＜千秋楽の様子＞ 三賞が決定しました！ ・殊勲賞 #安青錦（初）※優勝した場合 ・敢闘賞 #霧島※今日勝てば（3） #一山本※今日勝てば（2） ・技能賞 #安青錦（3） #義ノ富士（2） #sumo #相撲 #十一月場所 #九州場所 https://t.co/21fXXrEmmx" / X
＜千秋楽の様子＞ 三賞が決定しました！ ・殊勲賞 #安青錦（初）※優勝した場合 ・敢闘賞 #霧島※今日勝てば（3） #一山本※今日勝てば（2） ・技能賞 #安青錦（3） #義ノ富士（2） #sumo #相撲 #十一月場所 #九州場所 https://t.co/21fXXrEmmx
x.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
#sumo special prizes have been announced!
Outstanding Performance: Aonishiki )if he wins the tournament)
Fighting Spirit: Kirishima (If he wins today), Ichiyamamoto (if he wins today)
Technique: Aonishiki and Yoshinofuji
Source: x.com/sumokyokai/s...
Outstanding Performance: Aonishiki )if he wins the tournament)
Fighting Spirit: Kirishima (If he wins today), Ichiyamamoto (if he wins today)
Technique: Aonishiki and Yoshinofuji
Source: x.com/sumokyokai/s...
Complete shocker. Going kyujo on the final day with a share of the lead is an unimaginably difficult decision. Wishing Onosato a speedy recovery
But that means if KTZ beats Ao, Hoshoryu gets a walkover yusho. If Ao beats KTZ, we have a Hosh vs Aonishiki playoff for the yusho
#sumospoilers
But that means if KTZ beats Ao, Hoshoryu gets a walkover yusho. If Ao beats KTZ, we have a Hosh vs Aonishiki playoff for the yusho
#sumospoilers
Um, Ōnosato is kyūjō. Fwiw he was looking pained ystrdy. So Hoss gets a no contest win. If Aonishiki wins bout vs Zakura we get a playoff with Ao vs Hoss - if Ao loses Hoss takes yūshō w/o even having to compete - which I'm sure even Hoss doesn't want.
www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/...
www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/...
大の里が千秋楽休場 結びで対戦予定だった豊昇龍は不戦勝に 師匠の二所ノ関親方「出ないから」 - 大相撲 : 日刊スポーツ
横綱大の里（25＝二所ノ関）が、千秋楽を休場することになった。師匠の二所ノ関親方（元横綱稀勢の里）が「出ないから。休場」と明らかにした。大の里は14日目までに… - 日刊スポーツ新聞社のニュースサイト、ニッカンスポーツ・コム（nikkansports.com）
www.nikkansports.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Complete shocker. Going kyujo on the final day with a share of the lead is an unimaginably difficult decision. Wishing Onosato a speedy recovery
But that means if KTZ beats Ao, Hoshoryu gets a walkover yusho. If Ao beats KTZ, we have a Hosh vs Aonishiki playoff for the yusho
#sumospoilers
But that means if KTZ beats Ao, Hoshoryu gets a walkover yusho. If Ao beats KTZ, we have a Hosh vs Aonishiki playoff for the yusho
#sumospoilers
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To add to the excitement, the shimpan department is reconsidering its position about Aonishiki's Ozeki promotion this basho, and will have a meeting BEFORE tomorrow's matches, to decide on criteria for it.
www.sankei.com/article/2025...
www.sankei.com/article/2025...
安青錦、豊昇龍に完勝 「自分らしく攻められた」 5場所連続11勝で大関昇進機運も
大相撲九州場所14日目が22日行われ、初優勝を目指す新関脇安青錦は豊昇龍を押し出し、両横綱と3敗で並んだ。
www.sankei.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
To add to the excitement, the shimpan department is reconsidering its position about Aonishiki's Ozeki promotion this basho, and will have a meeting BEFORE tomorrow's matches, to decide on criteria for it.
www.sankei.com/article/2025...
www.sankei.com/article/2025...
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POKEMON GO WATCH SUMO
FINAL DAY OF NOVEMBER BASHO
THREE-WAY TIE BETWEEN THE TWO YOKOZUNA AND UKRAINIAN WUNDERKIND AONISHIKI
IT WILL BE HYPE, TUNE IN
FINAL DAY OF NOVEMBER BASHO
THREE-WAY TIE BETWEEN THE TWO YOKOZUNA AND UKRAINIAN WUNDERKIND AONISHIKI
IT WILL BE HYPE, TUNE IN
starting to feel some kind of boundless optimism that I haven't felt in maybe a decade, so while I will continue to post acerbic political bullshit as a stress relief tool, please be advised that you may also notice me posting about things that don't suck
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
POKEMON GO WATCH SUMO
FINAL DAY OF NOVEMBER BASHO
THREE-WAY TIE BETWEEN THE TWO YOKOZUNA AND UKRAINIAN WUNDERKIND AONISHIKI
IT WILL BE HYPE, TUNE IN
FINAL DAY OF NOVEMBER BASHO
THREE-WAY TIE BETWEEN THE TWO YOKOZUNA AND UKRAINIAN WUNDERKIND AONISHIKI
IT WILL BE HYPE, TUNE IN
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November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Back to a 3 way tie, wild!
Aonishiki really does seem to have Hoshoryu’s number
And if he can beat Kotozakura tomorrow which he should be able to and Hoshoryu beats Onosato which he is usually able to do then this yusho may very well go to Aonishiki
#sumospoilers
Aonishiki really does seem to have Hoshoryu’s number
And if he can beat Kotozakura tomorrow which he should be able to and Hoshoryu beats Onosato which he is usually able to do then this yusho may very well go to Aonishiki
#sumospoilers
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Back to a 3 way tie, wild!
Aonishiki really does seem to have Hoshoryu’s number
And if he can beat Kotozakura tomorrow which he should be able to and Hoshoryu beats Onosato which he is usually able to do then this yusho may very well go to Aonishiki
#sumospoilers
Aonishiki really does seem to have Hoshoryu’s number
And if he can beat Kotozakura tomorrow which he should be able to and Hoshoryu beats Onosato which he is usually able to do then this yusho may very well go to Aonishiki
#sumospoilers
KK FOR KOTOZAKURA!
what a week 2! he really turned it completely around
kind of wondering if there’s something up with Onosato though, his usual overwhelming power is faltering a bit this week
#sumospoilers
what a week 2! he really turned it completely around
kind of wondering if there’s something up with Onosato though, his usual overwhelming power is faltering a bit this week
#sumospoilers
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM
KK FOR KOTOZAKURA!
what a week 2! he really turned it completely around
kind of wondering if there’s something up with Onosato though, his usual overwhelming power is faltering a bit this week
#sumospoilers
what a week 2! he really turned it completely around
kind of wondering if there’s something up with Onosato though, his usual overwhelming power is faltering a bit this week
#sumospoilers
Incredible reflexes from Fujinokawa today and yesterday (when he beat Abi twice). This man cannot be henkered
#sumospoilers
#sumospoilers
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Incredible reflexes from Fujinokawa today and yesterday (when he beat Abi twice). This man cannot be henkered
#sumospoilers
#sumospoilers
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Hoshoryu was really patient in that bout vs Kotozakura. I was worried he would let himself get slapped down again like a year ago or injure himself going for a throw
Presumably fighting Aonishiki tomorrow
#sumospoilers
Presumably fighting Aonishiki tomorrow
#sumospoilers
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Hoshoryu was really patient in that bout vs Kotozakura. I was worried he would let himself get slapped down again like a year ago or injure himself going for a throw
Presumably fighting Aonishiki tomorrow
#sumospoilers
Presumably fighting Aonishiki tomorrow
#sumospoilers
No slip ups, so we get to relish this delicious 3 way tie for one more day!
Tomorrow it’s
Hosh v Kotozakura
Onosato v Aonishiki
#sumospoilers
Tomorrow it’s
Hosh v Kotozakura
Onosato v Aonishiki
#sumospoilers
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
No slip ups, so we get to relish this delicious 3 way tie for one more day!
Tomorrow it’s
Hosh v Kotozakura
Onosato v Aonishiki
#sumospoilers
Tomorrow it’s
Hosh v Kotozakura
Onosato v Aonishiki
#sumospoilers
Might have spoken too soon about speaking too soon. Big man is one away from KK after some masterful hovering on the tawara
Great to see such a comprehensive week 2 recovery
#sumospoilers
Great to see such a comprehensive week 2 recovery
#sumospoilers
Might have spoken too soon here. He looked horrible against Tamawashi just now, let himself get moved around so easily, now 2-4
Kadoban in the new year at this rate…
#sumospoilers
Kadoban in the new year at this rate…
#sumospoilers
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Might have spoken too soon about speaking too soon. Big man is one away from KK after some masterful hovering on the tawara
Great to see such a comprehensive week 2 recovery
#sumospoilers
Great to see such a comprehensive week 2 recovery
#sumospoilers
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Takanosho giveth us it back?!
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Takanosho giveth us it back?!