Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead has been one of my favorite pieces of literature since i read it at 17 and i think it's foundational to the type of guy i am
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead has been one of my favorite pieces of literature since i read it at 17 and i think it's foundational to the type of guy i am
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29 Nov 2025
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
29 Nov 2025
one of the things that happens when you turn 30 is you start to appreciate the understated elegance of the telecaster
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
one of the things that happens when you turn 30 is you start to appreciate the understated elegance of the telecaster
a couple of variants of the same bit i've been thinking about:
- guy who takes the red pill to leave the matrix so that he can eat pussy for real
- morpheus voice "you think that's pussy you're eating right now?"
- guy who takes the red pill to leave the matrix so that he can eat pussy for real
- morpheus voice "you think that's pussy you're eating right now?"
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
a couple of variants of the same bit i've been thinking about:
- guy who takes the red pill to leave the matrix so that he can eat pussy for real
- morpheus voice "you think that's pussy you're eating right now?"
- guy who takes the red pill to leave the matrix so that he can eat pussy for real
- morpheus voice "you think that's pussy you're eating right now?"
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Super liking my cousin on tinder to get out of attending all future family reunions.
April 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Super liking my cousin on tinder to get out of attending all future family reunions.
unironically love that over half the ads i get on ig are inscrutable but vaguely perverse looking devices and sometimes i click on the ad and i still can't figure out what it is. advertising is nearing its perfect form
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
unironically love that over half the ads i get on ig are inscrutable but vaguely perverse looking devices and sometimes i click on the ad and i still can't figure out what it is. advertising is nearing its perfect form
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
twitter this last week
accidentally brewed high caffeine coffee instead of decaf. but i'm gonna let god sort it out
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
accidentally brewed high caffeine coffee instead of decaf. but i'm gonna let god sort it out
one of the most intoxicating feelings in the world is finding some stupid little unimportant thing that you misplaced after multiple hours of looking in the same 5 places
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
one of the most intoxicating feelings in the world is finding some stupid little unimportant thing that you misplaced after multiple hours of looking in the same 5 places
wait a tick, your tellin me ulver and sunn o))) did a collab album
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
wait a tick, your tellin me ulver and sunn o))) did a collab album
just found out a music video came out for "psycho killer" 5 months ago. and saoirse ronan is in it. and it's really damn good www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ54...
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Official Video)
YouTube video by Talking Heads
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November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
just found out a music video came out for "psycho killer" 5 months ago. and saoirse ronan is in it. and it's really damn good www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ54...
what kinda perverts are out here using transparency mode on airpods
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
what kinda perverts are out here using transparency mode on airpods
honestly feeling kind of left out because I'm not on any incriminating email chains
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
honestly feeling kind of left out because I'm not on any incriminating email chains
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
was Jeffrey Epstein intellectually disabled
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
was Jeffrey Epstein intellectually disabled
my therapist just suggested that we switch to bi-weekly appointments. and i have never felt so Betrayed
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
my therapist just suggested that we switch to bi-weekly appointments. and i have never felt so Betrayed
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November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Gun.
Trying not to respond to every news update with “Gun”
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Gun.
i just bought more land in the metaverse
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
i just bought more land in the metaverse
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Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
just passed a guy on the sidewalk in costume as Chris chan and had to do a full, long double take
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
just passed a guy on the sidewalk in costume as Chris chan and had to do a full, long double take
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ME: How can you stand here, after so many years together, and say it meant NOTHING?? How can you make vows, that last for LIFE by the way, till death do us PART, and now you just… CHANGED your mind?? Can you take off your motorcycle goggles and TALK TO ME??
MY WIFE (CRAZY FROG): Ringding bim bim bim
MY WIFE (CRAZY FROG): Ringding bim bim bim
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
ME: How can you stand here, after so many years together, and say it meant NOTHING?? How can you make vows, that last for LIFE by the way, till death do us PART, and now you just… CHANGED your mind?? Can you take off your motorcycle goggles and TALK TO ME??
MY WIFE (CRAZY FROG): Ringding bim bim bim
MY WIFE (CRAZY FROG): Ringding bim bim bim
need a goblin style gf
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
need a goblin style gf