Mark Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby
@zaktduck.bsky.social
Mostly silent protagonist. Regularly a bloke called Mark. Occasionally a duck called Zak. Full time currburr, part time IT person for a HR team and freelance scapegoat. Consistently inconsistent. Opinions definitely my own. He/They
Dammit, did @valvesoftware.com finally learn how to count to and beyond 3? Time to start saving up...
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Dammit, did @valvesoftware.com finally learn how to count to and beyond 3? Time to start saving up...
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@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social When Trump was impeached for his Capitol rant his own lawyers argued his repeated use of the word 'fight' was figurative. So by their definition the BBC edit is just showing him talking figuratively. Hope that helps :) www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...
Capitol riots: Did Trump's words at rally incite violence?
Donald Trump was accused of inciting violence that left five people dead. So what did the president say?
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social When Trump was impeached for his Capitol rant his own lawyers argued his repeated use of the word 'fight' was figurative. So by their definition the BBC edit is just showing him talking figuratively. Hope that helps :) www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...
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"When the Left sees bias in BBC coverage, its arguments are dismissed. When the Right does, it’s a national scandal."
Yep. Nobody was forced to resign when they did exactly the same thing (only worse!) to Corbyn. The BBC just "rejected" the BBC Trust's finding. bsky.app/profile/jimc...
Yep. Nobody was forced to resign when they did exactly the same thing (only worse!) to Corbyn. The BBC just "rejected" the BBC Trust's finding. bsky.app/profile/jimc...
I'm old enough to remember when the BBC editing a senior political figure's speech was a completely normal thing that nobody had to resign over, let alone the DG. www.theguardian.com/media/2017/j...
BBC Trust says Laura Kuenssberg report on Corbyn was inaccurate
Regulator says report on Labour leader’s views about shoot-to-kill breached impartiality and accuracy guidelines
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
"When the Left sees bias in BBC coverage, its arguments are dismissed. When the Right does, it’s a national scandal."
Yep. Nobody was forced to resign when they did exactly the same thing (only worse!) to Corbyn. The BBC just "rejected" the BBC Trust's finding. bsky.app/profile/jimc...
Yep. Nobody was forced to resign when they did exactly the same thing (only worse!) to Corbyn. The BBC just "rejected" the BBC Trust's finding. bsky.app/profile/jimc...
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We're about 48 hours from a campaign to get Boris Johnson as the new director general of the BBC
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
We're about 48 hours from a campaign to get Boris Johnson as the new director general of the BBC
Just saw an ad for the new series of Bullseye hosted by Freddie Flintoff.
It would appear that the "high action" quiz show will be sponsored by Pro Plus.
Isn't that a bit on the nose?
It would appear that the "high action" quiz show will be sponsored by Pro Plus.
Isn't that a bit on the nose?
a close up of a dart board with the number 8 written on it
Alt: A dart hitting the bullseye on a dart board
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Just saw an ad for the new series of Bullseye hosted by Freddie Flintoff.
It would appear that the "high action" quiz show will be sponsored by Pro Plus.
Isn't that a bit on the nose?
It would appear that the "high action" quiz show will be sponsored by Pro Plus.
Isn't that a bit on the nose?
Not entirely sure how to define this. An abomination? Inspired marketing? Salad cream with one of the training wheels removed? Further evidence that mayonnaise is proof of time travel?
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Not entirely sure how to define this. An abomination? Inspired marketing? Salad cream with one of the training wheels removed? Further evidence that mayonnaise is proof of time travel?
Haven't seen one of these in the flesh in donkeys yonks, and at £10 I won't be getting it either.
For those who don't know what it is, it's a Tunis Cake, a Madeira cake based Christmas cake alternative that was apparently popular in the 70s and early 80s
For those who don't know what it is, it's a Tunis Cake, a Madeira cake based Christmas cake alternative that was apparently popular in the 70s and early 80s
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Haven't seen one of these in the flesh in donkeys yonks, and at £10 I won't be getting it either.
For those who don't know what it is, it's a Tunis Cake, a Madeira cake based Christmas cake alternative that was apparently popular in the 70s and early 80s
For those who don't know what it is, it's a Tunis Cake, a Madeira cake based Christmas cake alternative that was apparently popular in the 70s and early 80s
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not worth the full effort but fuck this idiot.
November 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
not worth the full effort but fuck this idiot.
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'An Excellent Castle'
(jingle)
(jingle)
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
'An Excellent Castle'
(jingle)
(jingle)
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Live footage of whoever robbed the Louvre figuring out that the damn survelliance password is just the name of the museum
a close up of a cartoon character with a shocked look on his face
Alt: Feathers McGraw after figuring out a password
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Live footage of whoever robbed the Louvre figuring out that the damn survelliance password is just the name of the museum
BREAKING NEWS: Kane, enigmatic leader of the Brotherhood of Nod, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Asked for comment he replied "He's an envoy sent by the Scrin Overlord. Once installed as overseer of New York they will commence Tiberium seeding in the Lower Manhattan area. If not, they'll do it anyway"
Asked for comment he replied "He's an envoy sent by the Scrin Overlord. Once installed as overseer of New York they will commence Tiberium seeding in the Lower Manhattan area. If not, they'll do it anyway"
November 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Kane, enigmatic leader of the Brotherhood of Nod, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Asked for comment he replied "He's an envoy sent by the Scrin Overlord. Once installed as overseer of New York they will commence Tiberium seeding in the Lower Manhattan area. If not, they'll do it anyway"
Asked for comment he replied "He's an envoy sent by the Scrin Overlord. Once installed as overseer of New York they will commence Tiberium seeding in the Lower Manhattan area. If not, they'll do it anyway"
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Dr. Who," or "Transformers.
October 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Dr. Who," or "Transformers.
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How to deal with all AI-vangelists.
October 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
How to deal with all AI-vangelists.
In commemoration of the 40th anniversary of the Sega Master System/Mark III in Japan, here's my attempt at the special #MasterSystemChallenge that @8bitboyuk.bsky.social organised featuring @badcomputer.bsky.social's new game, Astro Climber. Give it a go, it's really good!
Astro Climber #MasterSystemChallenge run
YouTube video by Mark Crosby
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October 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
In commemoration of the 40th anniversary of the Sega Master System/Mark III in Japan, here's my attempt at the special #MasterSystemChallenge that @8bitboyuk.bsky.social organised featuring @badcomputer.bsky.social's new game, Astro Climber. Give it a go, it's really good!
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Of course they are sending money to Argentina. They gotta flee somewhere once all the trials start.
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Of course they are sending money to Argentina. They gotta flee somewhere once all the trials start.
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Waitrose/John Lewis, who pretend to be the good guys, doing little more than modern slavery. Trick someone into helping for free, then dump them when they suggest they could be paid.
October 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Waitrose/John Lewis, who pretend to be the good guys, doing little more than modern slavery. Trick someone into helping for free, then dump them when they suggest they could be paid.
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Did a new one
August 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Did a new one
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To celebrate the 40th Anniversary of the SEGA Mark III console in Japan, Astro Climber is now available for free on Itch ⬇️ #homebrew #mastersystem
October 20, 2025 at 10:39 AM
To celebrate the 40th Anniversary of the SEGA Mark III console in Japan, Astro Climber is now available for free on Itch ⬇️ #homebrew #mastersystem
Because AWS is down I can't brush my teeth.
Because AWS is down, I can't start my car.
Because AWS is down, I can’t turn on my heating.
October 20, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Because AWS is down I can't brush my teeth.
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Before the shit hits the fan with the book release tomorrow (prince) Andrew should discover a sense of honour and go on the offensive, naming and describing everything he saw at Epstein's island. Take everyone with him, blow the whole thing up. But he won't because he's a spineless shit and an idiot
October 20, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Before the shit hits the fan with the book release tomorrow (prince) Andrew should discover a sense of honour and go on the offensive, naming and describing everything he saw at Epstein's island. Take everyone with him, blow the whole thing up. But he won't because he's a spineless shit and an idiot
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?
Right answers only
Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?
Right answers only
Right answers only
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In a sane world this would be Christmas Number 1 this year
October 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
In a sane world this would be Christmas Number 1 this year