Your Pal Pete
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I'm grateful to Barrett Brown and the Paris Review for clearing my good name after the hit piece the New Republic ran on me:
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I'm grateful to Barrett Brown and the Paris Review for clearing my good name after the hit piece the New Republic ran on me:
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That video that’s going around of Kid Rock trying to prove how he wasn’t lip syncing during his half-time “performance” reminds me of that interview where Vanilla Ice tried to make us believe he didn’t rip off Queen’s Under Pressure.
February 12, 2026 at 4:51 AM
That video that’s going around of Kid Rock trying to prove how he wasn’t lip syncing during his half-time “performance” reminds me of that interview where Vanilla Ice tried to make us believe he didn’t rip off Queen’s Under Pressure.
Watched the halftime show again since the first time and I came to a realization: In another reality, it would seem to be far more conservative than we've been led to believe.
But it wasn't about white people, so...
But it wasn't about white people, so...
February 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Watched the halftime show again since the first time and I came to a realization: In another reality, it would seem to be far more conservative than we've been led to believe.
But it wasn't about white people, so...
But it wasn't about white people, so...
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
With their reaction to the Halftime Show and their "reaction" to the Epstein Files, MAGA once again prove that they are as sensitive, reactionary, blindly partisan, allergic to objective reality, beholden to elites, and tolerant (at best) to sexual depravity as they accuse everyone else of being.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
With their reaction to the Halftime Show and their "reaction" to the Epstein Files, MAGA once again prove that they are as sensitive, reactionary, blindly partisan, allergic to objective reality, beholden to elites, and tolerant (at best) to sexual depravity as they accuse everyone else of being.
It's very on brand that I almost missed the first part of the Super Bowl because I was watching a KISS documentary. Mind you, I've already seen a few KISS documentaries.
Including the one I was watching yesterday.
Including the one I was watching yesterday.
February 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
It's very on brand that I almost missed the first part of the Super Bowl because I was watching a KISS documentary. Mind you, I've already seen a few KISS documentaries.
Including the one I was watching yesterday.
Including the one I was watching yesterday.
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Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."
February 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."
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this truly is the ‘sucks to suck’ administration on top of being the ‘everybody is twelve’ administration
February 6, 2026 at 1:37 PM
this truly is the ‘sucks to suck’ administration on top of being the ‘everybody is twelve’ administration
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i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
Where's my mind with literally the most insane shit ever happening? My newest lyric couplet, "My path has never been clearer, I need to make the boot look like a mirror."
February 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Where's my mind with literally the most insane shit ever happening? My newest lyric couplet, "My path has never been clearer, I need to make the boot look like a mirror."
It's always been extremely important to support politicians that worry more about the morally dangerous choice than the politically dangerous one.
Good to see that many Dem elected officials now want to be seen getting involved in the cases of immigrants who have been wrongly detained by ICE.
Let's spare a word for @vanhollen.senate.gov, who did this for Kilmar Abrego Garcia back when wise pundits said this was politically dangerous.
Let's spare a word for @vanhollen.senate.gov, who did this for Kilmar Abrego Garcia back when wise pundits said this was politically dangerous.
February 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
It's always been extremely important to support politicians that worry more about the morally dangerous choice than the politically dangerous one.
There's usually two reasons people express respect, either it's sincere or it's fear.
When it's sincere, it's like concrete; building all kinds of long lasting social constructs, building bonds that can feel like or even be more significant than blood. (1/3)
When it's sincere, it's like concrete; building all kinds of long lasting social constructs, building bonds that can feel like or even be more significant than blood. (1/3)
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 AM
There's usually two reasons people express respect, either it's sincere or it's fear.
When it's sincere, it's like concrete; building all kinds of long lasting social constructs, building bonds that can feel like or even be more significant than blood. (1/3)
When it's sincere, it's like concrete; building all kinds of long lasting social constructs, building bonds that can feel like or even be more significant than blood. (1/3)
Look, shit's fucked up. If you think that any of this is or should be typical, that's truly fucked up.
January 28, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Look, shit's fucked up. If you think that any of this is or should be typical, that's truly fucked up.
I tend to be a shitty fortune-teller, but I'm very confident that future adults will answer the question, "What radicalized you?" with "ICE tear-gassed my family when they were taking me to elementary school".
January 27, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I tend to be a shitty fortune-teller, but I'm very confident that future adults will answer the question, "What radicalized you?" with "ICE tear-gassed my family when they were taking me to elementary school".
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hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
Now do you see why they worked so hard to make “antifa” a dirty word?
January 25, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Now do you see why they worked so hard to make “antifa” a dirty word?
Former VP Mike Pence used to start his speeches with" I'm a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican, in that order".
Notice that American didn't make the cut? (1/)
Notice that American didn't make the cut? (1/)
January 25, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Former VP Mike Pence used to start his speeches with" I'm a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican, in that order".
Notice that American didn't make the cut? (1/)
Notice that American didn't make the cut? (1/)
Unless the target is politically inconvenient (schoolkids, for example), then the bullets metaphorically disappear, not to be used as examples or statistics.
I'm so sick of this bullshit. (3/x)
I'm so sick of this bullshit. (3/x)
January 20, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Unless the target is politically inconvenient (schoolkids, for example), then the bullets metaphorically disappear, not to be used as examples or statistics.
I'm so sick of this bullshit. (3/x)
I'm so sick of this bullshit. (3/x)
Unless the target is another person approved by MAGA, then the polarity changes entirely. Then the bullet is from a radical leftist, thus they deserve the hate I've already given them. The target makes it undeniable to MAGA, but not to those who shamelessly need facts to make a point.
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Unless the target is another person approved by MAGA, then the polarity changes entirely. Then the bullet is from a radical leftist, thus they deserve the hate I've already given them. The target makes it undeniable to MAGA, but not to those who shamelessly need facts to make a point.
The guns of MAGA fire magic bullets. Every one sent on a righteous mission not to be questioned. Everyone pierced by them had it coming, the excuses coagulating like blood.
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January 20, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The guns of MAGA fire magic bullets. Every one sent on a righteous mission not to be questioned. Everyone pierced by them had it coming, the excuses coagulating like blood.
(1/)
(1/)
He's doing what exactly Putin wants, as he always has. He's helping center China as the dominant superpower in the world. He's either doing it accidentally or intentionally, but it's happening.
If only there were signs that he was so unworthy of power!
If only!
If only there were signs that he was so unworthy of power!
If only!
January 20, 2026 at 12:34 AM
He's doing what exactly Putin wants, as he always has. He's helping center China as the dominant superpower in the world. He's either doing it accidentally or intentionally, but it's happening.
If only there were signs that he was so unworthy of power!
If only!
If only there were signs that he was so unworthy of power!
If only!
Any politicians who calls out this for the culture wars bullshit it is will have my respect.
January 20, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Any politicians who calls out this for the culture wars bullshit it is will have my respect.
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I'm at the civil war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
January 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I'm at the civil war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
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Woke: a word the ruling class has turned into a pejorative because they prefer you asleep.
January 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Woke: a word the ruling class has turned into a pejorative because they prefer you asleep.
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Jittery: An understandable state of being, considering how much caffeine and/or horror we can't help but consume.
January 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Jittery: An understandable state of being, considering how much caffeine and/or horror we can't help but consume.