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I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
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Santa Claus: Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night! …but you know how to get a good nights sleep? Helix Sleep: use code SANTA15 to receive 15% off of a premium Midnight Luxe mattress, now back to the podcast! So there are 2 sex scenes in the first 15 minutes-
Jason Manzoukas: it’s…nutso
Jason Manzoukas: it’s…nutso
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Santa Claus: Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night! …but you know how to get a good nights sleep? Helix Sleep: use code SANTA15 to receive 15% off of a premium Midnight Luxe mattress, now back to the podcast! So there are 2 sex scenes in the first 15 minutes-
Jason Manzoukas: it’s…nutso
Jason Manzoukas: it’s…nutso
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Context: For You is a custom feed based on your likes.
It finds people who liked the same posts as you, and shows you what else they've liked recently.
It finds people who liked the same posts as you, and shows you what else they've liked recently.
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Context: For You is a custom feed based on your likes.
It finds people who liked the same posts as you, and shows you what else they've liked recently.
It finds people who liked the same posts as you, and shows you what else they've liked recently.
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"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
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PRESENT DAY
PRESENT...TIME!
PRESENT...TIME!
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
PRESENT DAY
PRESENT...TIME!
PRESENT...TIME!
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seems i never posted this comm here
December 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
seems i never posted this comm here
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Imagining Asimov's three laws of robotics, plus several extensions to the laws based on how easy it is to trick an LLM going off the rails
isaac asimov's three laws of robotics vs. sam altman's "we built a chatbot that tells teenagers to kill themselves"
December 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Imagining Asimov's three laws of robotics, plus several extensions to the laws based on how easy it is to trick an LLM going off the rails
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If I am elected President, I will make it illegal to require you to go to work if a pet is sleeping on you.
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
If I am elected President, I will make it illegal to require you to go to work if a pet is sleeping on you.
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
September 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
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I Have A Message from Anotha World 🌍
December 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I Have A Message from Anotha World 🌍
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Today is Popsicle's Lazarus day! A story for you all:
I used to be a vet tech and one day a client brought in a kitten they found frozen in a snowbank at the end of their driveway for us to have it cremated.
When we went to put him in a cadaver bag he lifted up his head and meowed.
I used to be a vet tech and one day a client brought in a kitten they found frozen in a snowbank at the end of their driveway for us to have it cremated.
When we went to put him in a cadaver bag he lifted up his head and meowed.
December 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Today is Popsicle's Lazarus day! A story for you all:
I used to be a vet tech and one day a client brought in a kitten they found frozen in a snowbank at the end of their driveway for us to have it cremated.
When we went to put him in a cadaver bag he lifted up his head and meowed.
I used to be a vet tech and one day a client brought in a kitten they found frozen in a snowbank at the end of their driveway for us to have it cremated.
When we went to put him in a cadaver bag he lifted up his head and meowed.
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This tweet from Big Balls says the new “Tech Force” website is their first using the “America Design System.” Here are just a few reasons why that sucks. 🧵
December 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This tweet from Big Balls says the new “Tech Force” website is their first using the “America Design System.” Here are just a few reasons why that sucks. 🧵
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unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee
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When the AI boom began, copywriters were singled out as one of the jobs most vulnerable to AI. Now, three years later, I wanted to hear from workers on the frontlines of the industry, to hear what had actually taken place on the ground.
For many, it was even worse than they'd feared.
For many, it was even worse than they'd feared.
"I was forced to use AI until the day I was laid off." Copywriters reveal how AI has decimated their industry
Copywriters were one of the first to have their jobs targeted by AI firms. These are their stories, three years into the AI era.
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When the AI boom began, copywriters were singled out as one of the jobs most vulnerable to AI. Now, three years later, I wanted to hear from workers on the frontlines of the industry, to hear what had actually taken place on the ground.
For many, it was even worse than they'd feared.
For many, it was even worse than they'd feared.
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
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Urbanists will talk about how cars are a machine that makes you selfish and crazy, and I know it’s easy to roll your eyes at that but if you give drivers the ability to comment they will say “yes I am selfish and crazy”
I care about the harm to my sanity and schedule for being forced to go artificially slow
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Urbanists will talk about how cars are a machine that makes you selfish and crazy, and I know it’s easy to roll your eyes at that but if you give drivers the ability to comment they will say “yes I am selfish and crazy”
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the trump era conservative movement is like if The Thing was really feelin itself and started going on tv like this and it keeps working so you're stuck watching like, Oh come on!! He's the thing!!! Look at his fuckin hand!
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
the trump era conservative movement is like if The Thing was really feelin itself and started going on tv like this and it keeps working so you're stuck watching like, Oh come on!! He's the thing!!! Look at his fuckin hand!
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3 months ago an important question appeared on bluesky: What saturn games does Drew Carey play? The games are prominently sat on his living room telivision but all we had was a low visibility screenshot and the prompt of may 2000. What games, indeed, did Drew Carey play? I wanted to find out.
Which Sega Saturn games did Drew Carey play?
In May of 2000, he had several Saturn games on the go.
But I can't see through the 144p.
Help me out, Hive Mind.
In May of 2000, he had several Saturn games on the go.
But I can't see through the 144p.
Help me out, Hive Mind.
December 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
3 months ago an important question appeared on bluesky: What saturn games does Drew Carey play? The games are prominently sat on his living room telivision but all we had was a low visibility screenshot and the prompt of may 2000. What games, indeed, did Drew Carey play? I wanted to find out.