🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚘
@turbofalcon.bsky.social
hi, it's falcon!
they/them 🔞
🎹 303's and 909's 🚕
art and gay cars
listen to my ep:
https://linktr.ee/turbofalcon
they/them 🔞
🎹 303's and 909's 🚕
art and gay cars
listen to my ep:
https://linktr.ee/turbofalcon
i love this guy so much. i hope nothing bad ever happens to him ever.
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i love this guy so much. i hope nothing bad ever happens to him ever.
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you can never really tell what's gonna do it. sometimes is VIDEOGAMES USED TO COME WITH LITTLE BOOKS, and other times it's like FUTCH LESBIAN FUCKBOIS ARE THE MEN OF WOMEN.
try imagining how the disc horse would poste your skeet
try imagining how the disc horse would poste your skeet
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
you can never really tell what's gonna do it. sometimes is VIDEOGAMES USED TO COME WITH LITTLE BOOKS, and other times it's like FUTCH LESBIAN FUCKBOIS ARE THE MEN OF WOMEN.
try imagining how the disc horse would poste your skeet
try imagining how the disc horse would poste your skeet
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My art out in the world!
www.facebook.com/marketplace/...
Just look at that glorious shitbox proudly carrying a Bin Chicken sticker on it.
www.facebook.com/marketplace/...
Just look at that glorious shitbox proudly carrying a Bin Chicken sticker on it.
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
My art out in the world!
www.facebook.com/marketplace/...
Just look at that glorious shitbox proudly carrying a Bin Chicken sticker on it.
www.facebook.com/marketplace/...
Just look at that glorious shitbox proudly carrying a Bin Chicken sticker on it.
doug demuro voice: this is where i hid the bodies
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 AM
doug demuro voice: this is where i hid the bodies
i do not like baboons, as far as monkeys go.. terrible vibes.
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM
i do not like baboons, as far as monkeys go.. terrible vibes.
cookbook with recipes that look like airplane safety instructions
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
cookbook with recipes that look like airplane safety instructions
i think i would survive an asteroid strike
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
i think i would survive an asteroid strike
did anyone ever look into 911?
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
did anyone ever look into 911?
i would be so good at writing prompts for Make Some Noise, the show wouldn’t be any better for it, but i’d have a lot of fun doing it.
please hire me @samreich.bsky.social
please hire me @samreich.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
i would be so good at writing prompts for Make Some Noise, the show wouldn’t be any better for it, but i’d have a lot of fun doing it.
please hire me @samreich.bsky.social
please hire me @samreich.bsky.social
novelty commercial airline company that is aviation themed
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
novelty commercial airline company that is aviation themed
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school bus drivers are witches. "school bus driver" is an oppressive class, like Zoomer people or Polish people.
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
school bus drivers are witches. "school bus driver" is an oppressive class, like Zoomer people or Polish people.
the band just got their test presses and from what i've heard everything sounded great, the pressing plant was also happy with my work. all of this feels a bit surreal to be honest
a band in my circle of musicians is releasing an album in 8 weeks, and their mastering engineer just jumped on a plane to india to do some silent hiking retreat for a month, so now i've been tasked with making their vinyl master.
i am more out of my depth than i have ever been in my whole life. lol
i am more out of my depth than i have ever been in my whole life. lol
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
the band just got their test presses and from what i've heard everything sounded great, the pressing plant was also happy with my work. all of this feels a bit surreal to be honest
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"all oppressed people have a right to violence"
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
"all oppressed people have a right to violence"
workers of the world! if you lose your chains it will be taken out of your salary!
December 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
workers of the world! if you lose your chains it will be taken out of your salary!
the fact that half of all people you meet online don’t know what a joke is and are insufferable about it lends credence to the theory that it’s mostly bots posting now, and those bots have been exclusively trained on reddit comments.
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 AM
the fact that half of all people you meet online don’t know what a joke is and are insufferable about it lends credence to the theory that it’s mostly bots posting now, and those bots have been exclusively trained on reddit comments.
i think we need to send men to more wars, bros used to be afraid of tangible things like mustard gas or the soviets, now they're all like "what if my computer gets really angry at me???"
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i think we need to send men to more wars, bros used to be afraid of tangible things like mustard gas or the soviets, now they're all like "what if my computer gets really angry at me???"
i wish there was an alternative dimension version of youtube where all the titles were normal and people who did soyface in their thumbnail got rightfully bullied
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i wish there was an alternative dimension version of youtube where all the titles were normal and people who did soyface in their thumbnail got rightfully bullied
i think more men should be like Kurt Russell (1982)
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
i think more men should be like Kurt Russell (1982)
i know two thinkgs about the united states:
1. death to amerika
2. go birds!
1. death to amerika
2. go birds!
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
i know two thinkgs about the united states:
1. death to amerika
2. go birds!
1. death to amerika
2. go birds!
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i am so unbelievably close, been working towards this goal for what feels like a lifetime now
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 AM
i am so unbelievably close, been working towards this goal for what feels like a lifetime now
the pee is stored in the balls conspiracy is a distraction from what is actually stored in there. follow the money.
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
the pee is stored in the balls conspiracy is a distraction from what is actually stored in there. follow the money.