GET HIS ASS

[BOND THEME BLARES OUT OF HORN ORCHESTRA LOUDER THAN ANYTHING YOU’VE EVER HEARD]

telling a 70s bond writer “hey, you can’t do that. it’ll ruin the continuity of the overarching Bond Canon”

he looks at me with pity in his eyes, seeing me as a simple minded dunce who cannot grasp even the basic premise of “making a movie where hot spy fucks good and stops bad guys”

you know you can just shut the fuck up when something doesn't concern you?

bragging about being single only counts if you're desirable

jesus fucking christ did the notion of a "cinematic universe" destroy the brains of moviemakers. do they think bond was a continuous series up until now?

hella classy that one

thanks! should i bother with coke redux super street coke when i'm done? seems to be a lot of debate in the community if those are even canon

that's kind of the type of gig my pal is looking for. he's been trying to make it in the games industry as a 3d modeller and it nearly killed him.

holy shit playing it 120 times is 116 times too many lol

oh! my friend is thinking about getting an education in network engineering/servicing. sounds like a good job

sounds like a fun gig! was it mainly driving or did you do other things as well?

holy shit lol, the future is now

"turbodelta" goes so hard, find me a stronger combination of words, you can't.

yes, why else would one write that?

I have had this in my soundcloud profile since it was released

on.soundcloud.com/HJr6wJK3LzBL...

hahahahah omfg

lmfao that hit me like a brick