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I told my wife to pack her bags because we'd won the lottery. she asked me where we were going and I said "the Your Party conference"
ohgodwhatdoiput.bsky.social
I just looked through Guerilla's games list and yeah I've never enjoyed one of theirs. Same with Naughty Dog tbh, they have 2 series which are basically the same fucking game and the gameplay loop an hour in is all you're getting for all eternity.
ohgodwhatdoiput.bsky.social
I'd peaced out from Nintendo after the 'cube tbh. I'm not sure I'd even enjoy Galaxy if I played it now.
ohgodwhatdoiput.bsky.social
I managed to get rid of robo Jennifer Lawrence but I was aiming to get rid of everyone because I was getting zero enjoyment out of it otherwise.
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Meal Gear is an unofficial side story series I just invented
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This is why Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance is the best Meal Gear game. Very little story but an awful lot of over the top action.
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A friend had the NES version, I seem to remember the theme song on repeat for the entire game
ohgodwhatdoiput.bsky.social
Horizon looks fantastic but it is an 'open world' game and suffers from the same onset of boredom fairly early on imo. There was something about the way it felt to play that just wasn't as fun as it probably should've been.
ohgodwhatdoiput.bsky.social
They should've made an entire game of those void levels, that's the kind of thing I was wanting from a 3D Mario game at the time.
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I'd never actually compared them considering they're both LJN. The NES version starts you off in a truck stop car park, the Gameboy version has you in the future fighting hunter killers and T800s, GB version cooler NES soundtrack seems to go hard though.
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I meant to post this after your post saying you never finished it
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I am your T2 Gameboy Wario

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I had T2 for the Gameboy, it was a multi genre type affair, side scrolling shooter, puzzle game, driving game... It was not good but as it was one of the few games I had I played it through repeatedly and learned all the quirks and puzzle solutions. Speedrunning it before I even knew what that was.
ohgodwhatdoiput.bsky.social
Superman should never have been released, it's barely a game.
ohgodwhatdoiput.bsky.social
I had T2 for the Gameboy, it was a multi genre type affair, side scrolling shooter, puzzle game, driving game... It was not good but as it was one of the few games I had I played it through repeatedly and learned all the quirks and puzzle solutions. Speedrunning it before I even knew what that was.
ohgodwhatdoiput.bsky.social
Jorp has always been a mess. I'm still not sure this isn't a grift tbh, I wouldn't put it past his daughter whose dumb fucking ideas he always goes along with.
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Like it annoyed me so much I hate-gamed it, trying to kill off the characters and it just respawned you like "no dear, you can't do that". To me that's just having no faith in you being able to wrap up a story, handholding you all the way to one of a few pre-determined endings. That's not freedom.
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Oh actually, Detroit: Become Human. That was the worst because it's barely a game at all. Touted as a story you control I tried my best to end it early because I'm in control and I only succeeded in killing off one character. The other two were required so the devs could finish THEIR story... Crap.
ohgodwhatdoiput.bsky.social
Y'see gamers are all masochists and will not allow themselves to just put something down if it's complete garbage and wasting their life.
ohgodwhatdoiput.bsky.social
just like ironic racism is still racism, ironic use of shitty image generators is still using shitty image generators.

you goober.
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That's also why it got middling reviews on release, people were playing it like Gears of War....
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That's how you're supposed to play it??
ohgodwhatdoiput.bsky.social
My attention span refuses. Only exception has been Metal Gear V but I was so, so close to turning that off because a 30 minute intro is so self-indulgent. Just make a fucking film, christ.