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@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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hi, it's falcon!

they/them 🔞
🎹 303's and 909's 🚕
art and gay cars

listen to my ep:
https://linktr.ee/turbofalcon
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peak
renault turbo 2 in black peugeot 205 turbo 16 1979 Alfa Romeo Alfetta GTV 2000 Turbodelta in red 1980 saab 900 turbo in blue
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
honestly, that is the way.

have you seen how amazon used to handle database migrations? with an 18-wheeler that could carry 100 petabytes of data. way faster than using the internet lol
a white semi truck with a huge container on a stage at a keynote presentation by aws
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
i watched the eric adams interview with ziwe once and now all my ads look like this
YouTube ad with the messaging: ”Send Money Easily to Türkiye with TalkRemit.”
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
"i'm going to 7/11 for some diet coke, do you want anything"
a guy in a black techwear outfit holding a black futuristic sword with kanji writing on it
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
sick fit dude, what's your league of legends matchmaking rating?
a man in a noragi style jacket, cleft toe boots, grey t-shirt, and patterned pants kind of leaning against a katana
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
bro you listen to podcasts put down the sword
a very white man in a noragi jacket kinda hug-holding a katana in a sheath
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
lets goooooooooooooooo
ableton push on a desk, the case has been painted in a bright yellow color.
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
there is a zlatan edition volvo xc70 with a special blue grey paint job and rims with big butt plugs on them
zlatan ibrahimovic leaning against a zlatan edition xc70, shot against a frozen landscape.
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
stripped that disgusting rubberized coating from my push and sprayed it down with brake calliper paint. i hope tech companies stop putting that stuff on their products soon.
an ableton push still wet with yellow spray paint hanging on a fence to dry
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
help i've been targeted by a thumbnail with surgical precision
a youtube thumbnail, a photograph of björk sticking her tongue out with the text "developed in piss?" superimposed
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
redscaling film is the new meta.
an abstract photo of a modern office building shot straight on one of the corners of the structure, resulting in a dramatic shape that resembles the bow of a cruise ship seen from below. the film the photo is shot on is redscaled, resulting in a yellow and orange color palette.
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
harman phoenix 1 is whatever, but harman phoenix red goes so hard it's silly. who knew they had a real banger on their hands by just loading the film backwards.
an almost monochrome image of a modern office building against a cloudy sky, the colors are mainly oranges and reds with some yellows in the bright highlights.
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
if you look like this hmu
Lyudmila Pavlichenko lying prone surrounded by bushes, looking at the camera with eyes full of determination
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
i love the other piece of art from the box.
back of the box art for kick master. the protagonist is once again doing a fly kick, this time with a leg that looks very broken
October 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
now that's culture
box art for the video game "kick master" a white man in blue clothing with a cape is flying through the air doing a flykick. behind him is a woman in red, with long red hair looking very sorcerous. it's dripping with 80s and early 90s pulp charm.
October 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
there we go! i was in a bit of a rush yesterday
panel from Junji Ito's horror manga The Enigma of Amigara Fault, showing a man in his underwear clamoring into a man-shaped hole in a cliffside as he says, "This is my hole! It was made for me!" but it's an 1970 alpine a110 instead of a hole.
October 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
panel from Junji Ito's horror manga The Enigma of Amigara Fault, showing a man in his underwear clamoring into a man-shaped hole in a cliffside as he says, "This is my hole! It was made for me!" but it's an alpine a110 instead of a hole.
October 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
he never misses
screenshot from a stan kelly cartoon of a box of pastels labeled: "PASTELS" (MEDIUM FOR HACKS)
October 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
insane clown pu...
Japan's opposition party leaders swarm Shinichi Yokoyama in an attempt to physically stop the Judicial Affairs Committee Chairman from calling for a vote
October 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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thanks, it was banging!
A kitchen table with Chinese takeout food (duck, pork belly, noodles) wine and a folder from a real estate agency.
October 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
rocks
saab 95 converted to a single cab with a massive flatbed on twin axles
October 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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facebook marketplace fucking rocks

lambo door peugeot 206cc €2000
a silver blue peugeot 206cc ricer with its lambo doors open, parked on a field in rural sweden. it has bright red rims and trim. detail shot of the inside of the lambo doors, it has a small screen and speaker in the door panel. black leather, red stitching a silver blue peugeot 206cc ricer with the cab down, parked in front of a red house in rural sweden. it has bright red rims and trim.
October 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
white Lamborghini countach white 1990 Kewet El-jet 1
October 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
turbofalcon.bsky.social
can i please have 11,000 dollars please
JBL 4355 studio monitors, two big very big speakers
October 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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"i was married, but im not married anymore. women don't like the vehicle”
a cabbed pt cruiser with a photorealistic flames on chrome paint job and enough HDR to kill an adult
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM