YamKing
@yamking.bsky.social
Editor and one of the co-hosts of Conditional Materials, a podcast for and by goblins
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[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
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no amount of CIA propaganda will ever convince me that these people are my enemies
ATTN: great things are again happening in China, ice level 🇨🇳
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
no amount of CIA propaganda will ever convince me that these people are my enemies
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
In the distant future scene kids will be to the early 2010s the same as flapper girls are to us for the 20s
February 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
In the distant future scene kids will be to the early 2010s the same as flapper girls are to us for the 20s
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Gonna tell the kids this was Heated Rivalry
February 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Gonna tell the kids this was Heated Rivalry
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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as long as they're *professional* when they kidnap your neighbors and their children, then everything's just fine.
Q: The demand was to get ICE and CBP out. To replace Bovino with Tom Homan...do you think that's a satisfactory change?
TIM WALZ: "I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. ...My hope is that Tom Homan is different...that he is a true law enforcement professional."
TIM WALZ: "I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. ...My hope is that Tom Homan is different...that he is a true law enforcement professional."
January 27, 2026 at 11:46 PM
as long as they're *professional* when they kidnap your neighbors and their children, then everything's just fine.
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and they were right
Johnson: I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy and a lot of people tried to convince my young parents that they should take care of that problem
January 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
and they were right
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if we abolish the gestapo who will do the important work of the gestapo
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
if we abolish the gestapo who will do the important work of the gestapo
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America has two major parties:
One party exists to serve the demented whims of our Nazi Pedophile Mad King.
One party isn’t sure whether to fund his lawless goons who are shooting legal observers in the face.
We need to end the two party system.
One party exists to serve the demented whims of our Nazi Pedophile Mad King.
One party isn’t sure whether to fund his lawless goons who are shooting legal observers in the face.
We need to end the two party system.
January 22, 2026 at 4:41 PM
America has two major parties:
One party exists to serve the demented whims of our Nazi Pedophile Mad King.
One party isn’t sure whether to fund his lawless goons who are shooting legal observers in the face.
We need to end the two party system.
One party exists to serve the demented whims of our Nazi Pedophile Mad King.
One party isn’t sure whether to fund his lawless goons who are shooting legal observers in the face.
We need to end the two party system.
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yes, Dems are 100% ok with it. if they weren’t, they wouldn’t have voted for it dozens of times or tried to hit Republicans from the right for not being “serious about the border” during the 2024 election or be totally abdicate fighting against it now. but they did all that, they’re social fascists
January 22, 2026 at 1:42 PM
yes, Dems are 100% ok with it. if they weren’t, they wouldn’t have voted for it dozens of times or tried to hit Republicans from the right for not being “serious about the border” during the 2024 election or be totally abdicate fighting against it now. but they did all that, they’re social fascists
It's really easy for Europeans to see the crass power grabs and fucked shit America is doing and be mad at everyone in the country thinking we endorse it. We don't, we're under siege, deeply alienated from the political process BUT they didn't seem to mind that much when it wasn't them
January 21, 2026 at 7:34 PM
It's really easy for Europeans to see the crass power grabs and fucked shit America is doing and be mad at everyone in the country thinking we endorse it. We don't, we're under siege, deeply alienated from the political process BUT they didn't seem to mind that much when it wasn't them
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To any European hater, I'd love to see you come here and fix the problem.
Really, please, come on I'm begging you, look what do I have to do to get you to come over here and fix the problem? Do you want a territory, we can give you...Guam or one of the crappy states like, Delaware.
Really, please, come on I'm begging you, look what do I have to do to get you to come over here and fix the problem? Do you want a territory, we can give you...Guam or one of the crappy states like, Delaware.
January 21, 2026 at 3:44 PM
To any European hater, I'd love to see you come here and fix the problem.
Really, please, come on I'm begging you, look what do I have to do to get you to come over here and fix the problem? Do you want a territory, we can give you...Guam or one of the crappy states like, Delaware.
Really, please, come on I'm begging you, look what do I have to do to get you to come over here and fix the problem? Do you want a territory, we can give you...Guam or one of the crappy states like, Delaware.
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
I am a sicko who enjoys Paradox grand strategy games and I do like to play aggressively. I do not like living in a country that seems to be trying to play out that strategy in the real world.
January 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I am a sicko who enjoys Paradox grand strategy games and I do like to play aggressively. I do not like living in a country that seems to be trying to play out that strategy in the real world.
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Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
Has the Nobel commission tried to negotiate down to taking Obama's peace prize away?
So this is why Trump is fixated on Greenland. Vengeance strikes again. This guy is dangerous.
January 19, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Has the Nobel commission tried to negotiate down to taking Obama's peace prize away?
Kirsten Sinema somehow surpasses the horrors of Emma Frost seducing Scott Summers
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Kirsten Sinema somehow surpasses the horrors of Emma Frost seducing Scott Summers
The course of the past 15 days, let alone the past year have given Dems a potential unlimited amount of support and ammo to beat Trump and Republicans into a bloody pulp and the best anyone can do in the capital is shrug and stare at their shoes
January 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
The course of the past 15 days, let alone the past year have given Dems a potential unlimited amount of support and ammo to beat Trump and Republicans into a bloody pulp and the best anyone can do in the capital is shrug and stare at their shoes
Why does the military need a chat bot that only makes child porn and calls itself Mecha Hitler?
January 14, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Why does the military need a chat bot that only makes child porn and calls itself Mecha Hitler?
Scanning the QR code also gives you a drop down menu of where you want your ICE agent to shoot you, non fatal for an additional fee
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Scanning the QR code also gives you a drop down menu of where you want your ICE agent to shoot you, non fatal for an additional fee
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we had to buy black-and-white newspaper comic compilations in the '90s because we didn't have any access to manga
why did so many millennials read so many newspaper comics? easily 60 percent of my reading diet in elementary/middle school was collected editions of calvin and hobbes, farside, dilbert, peanuts, doonesbury (!), foxtrot (?!?) and i know im not alone. historically unique phenomenon
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 6:02 PM
we had to buy black-and-white newspaper comic compilations in the '90s because we didn't have any access to manga
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![groucho marx: i've been busy all day, i haven't even had time to think.
chico: why?
groucho: my shadow beast - or doppelganger - escaped from its prison. on a rampage.
chico: wait, which one is it? shadow beast or doppelganger?
groucho: i'll tell you, when i've had time to think.
chico: so you're not thinking right now?
groucho: i'm talking to you, aren't i?
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high class lady looking over a pile of bodies torn apart by a shadow beast, or doppelganger: oh, this just won't do at ALL.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:35eccnxm5yqj547shcagl6bx/bafkreihjsmvj2jnmp2ubdqulpp5jqjsyt7rwm5ditp3etlgfs5zynea7ka@jpeg)