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d’dad of the bird site, sebastian and his numerous others and their numerous others
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"this is fine"
British Library Manuscript - royal ms 20 a ii f3r
British Library Manuscript - royal ms 20 a ii f3r
November 16, 2024 at 11:36 AM
"this is fine"
British Library Manuscript - royal ms 20 a ii f3r
British Library Manuscript - royal ms 20 a ii f3r
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My grandparents’ generation didn’t feed themselves into the Global Meat Grinder so some 5’4” asshole could say “papers please”
A reminder that most Americans who are life-long citizens have nothing OTHER than a Real ID to prove their citizenship. This is CBP’s chief enforcer saying that ID doesn’t count.
Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
December 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My grandparents’ generation didn’t feed themselves into the Global Meat Grinder so some 5’4” asshole could say “papers please”
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My mom’s uncle was in the 8th Armored and received several Bronze Stars fighting his way into and through the Ruhr Pocket. I think about him a lot (🙏) and can’t imagine explaining to his company what a podcaster is or why one would be put in charge of asking to see your papers.
October 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My mom’s uncle was in the 8th Armored and received several Bronze Stars fighting his way into and through the Ruhr Pocket. I think about him a lot (🙏) and can’t imagine explaining to his company what a podcaster is or why one would be put in charge of asking to see your papers.
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I submit to you the new motto of DHS, put this on a patch
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I submit to you the new motto of DHS, put this on a patch
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Death Camp For Cutie over here
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If the government won't bail out my crypto losses, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.
February 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
If the government won't bail out my crypto losses, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.
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Sir you are at a prayer breakfast
Trump: "Mike Johnson is a very religious person. He does not hide it. He'll say to me sometimes at lunch, 'Sir, may we pray.' I'll say, 'Excuse me? We're having lunch.'"
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Sir you are at a prayer breakfast
they mutilized children
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "I stopped the mutilation of children. The mutilation. The word is mutilation. They mutilized, you know, mutilation of children."
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 PM
they mutilized children
average anti-vaxcer
February 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
average anti-vaxcer
This makes so much sense, I hadn’t thought about QP encoding at all
lars.ingebrigtsen.no/2026/02/02/w...
lars.ingebrigtsen.no/2026/02/02/w...
What’s up with all those equals signs anyway?
For some reason or other, people have been posting a lot of excerpts from old emails on Twitter over the last few days. The most vital question everybody’s asking themselves is: What’s …
lars.ingebrigtsen.no
February 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
This makes so much sense, I hadn’t thought about QP encoding at all
lars.ingebrigtsen.no/2026/02/02/w...
lars.ingebrigtsen.no/2026/02/02/w...
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Paris prosecutors raid the French offices of Elon Musk’s X as part of an investigation into spreading child pornography and deepfakes.
Paris prosecutors raid X offices as part of an investigation into child porn, deepfakes and more
French prosecutors have launched a search at the offices of Elon Musk's social media platform X. This is part of an investigation into alleged offenses, including spreading child pornography and deepfakes.
bit.ly
February 3, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Paris prosecutors raid the French offices of Elon Musk’s X as part of an investigation into spreading child pornography and deepfakes.
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Then Toad felt very tired and he fell asleep.
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Then Toad felt very tired and he fell asleep.
To start an apothecary
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
To start an apothecary
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Share a TV show you love with 3 seasons or less
February 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Share a TV show you love with 3 seasons or less
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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"The American Dream is bad, actually"
February 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
"The American Dream is bad, actually"
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Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps
February 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps
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In 12 years of music education I never learned any theory beyond WWHWWWH and then I listened to exactly one Bill Evans record and bought a piano
February 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
In 12 years of music education I never learned any theory beyond WWHWWWH and then I listened to exactly one Bill Evans record and bought a piano
the urge to pause learning piano and buy a cornet
January 31, 2026 at 10:36 PM
the urge to pause learning piano and buy a cornet
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a silver dial air-king and the ellington & coltrane album could fix my back pain
January 31, 2026 at 4:32 PM
a silver dial air-king and the ellington & coltrane album could fix my back pain