Willzebub Schlitz
@wpschlitz.bsky.social
Just another middle aged married white guy. He/him, lefty, fan of grindhouse/horror
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Willzebub Schlitz
@wpschlitz.bsky.social
· Aug 17
Every woman I know with advanced degrees has dated this guy/met this guy at a party and he has implied how ignorant/stupid she actually was because she didn't recite the History of the Peloponnesian War from memory.
And then he's been blocked/avoided by every one of those women.
And then he's been blocked/avoided by every one of those women.
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Waters, von Trier, Meyer, Wishman, Findlay, Kern, Deodato, Wynorski, Hill, Briellat, Esper, Lenzi, Henenlotter, D’Amato, Fulci, and Buttgereit.
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
No, I’m a frayed knot.
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
No, I’m a frayed knot.
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Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.
They keep revving the engine and messing with it. I’m gonna dial 91 and when someone gets hurt I’ll hit 1 again.
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
They keep revving the engine and messing with it. I’m gonna dial 91 and when someone gets hurt I’ll hit 1 again.
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it's good that we have hellfire missiles to defend ourselves from two guys hanging on to a capsized boat, who knows what might have happened otherwise
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
it's good that we have hellfire missiles to defend ourselves from two guys hanging on to a capsized boat, who knows what might have happened otherwise
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Goddamn I love an Irish coffee after a bigass meal.
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Goddamn I love an Irish coffee after a bigass meal.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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So. In
(As if there was ever any doubt 😂)
(As if there was ever any doubt 😂)
Samara Weaving has reached the next level of the nightmarish game in READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME.
Watch the official trailer NOW!
Watch the official trailer NOW!
READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME | Official Trailer | Searchlight Pictures
YouTube video by SearchlightPictures
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So. In
(As if there was ever any doubt 😂)
(As if there was ever any doubt 😂)
The original Trash Panda’s playlist is back and better than ever!
Over 12 hours of Christmas tunes you won’t hear on B🐝101!
I’d love for you to listen and let me know what you think. Suggestions? Requests?
open.spotify.com/playlist/2Rj...
Over 12 hours of Christmas tunes you won’t hear on B🐝101!
I’d love for you to listen and let me know what you think. Suggestions? Requests?
open.spotify.com/playlist/2Rj...
Trash Panda’s Christmas Dumpster
open.spotify.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The original Trash Panda’s playlist is back and better than ever!
Over 12 hours of Christmas tunes you won’t hear on B🐝101!
I’d love for you to listen and let me know what you think. Suggestions? Requests?
open.spotify.com/playlist/2Rj...
Over 12 hours of Christmas tunes you won’t hear on B🐝101!
I’d love for you to listen and let me know what you think. Suggestions? Requests?
open.spotify.com/playlist/2Rj...
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if ever a website needed to see vintage Olive Oyl demanding that Popeye blow her back out, it's Bluesky
August 31, 2023 at 8:24 PM
if ever a website needed to see vintage Olive Oyl demanding that Popeye blow her back out, it's Bluesky
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Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
July 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
I fuckin’ knew it!
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I fuckin’ knew it!
Brushing up on my Depression Era media. Prepping for 2033, I suppose.
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boxd.it/bSbu2n
A ★★★★½ review of Gold Diggers of 1933 (1933)
Does everything you expect from one of these. Front loads the musical numbers, Goes screwball romance and then back to musical. Crazy big production that probably blew people’s minds. The girls are a...
boxd.it
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Brushing up on my Depression Era media. Prepping for 2033, I suppose.
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boxd.it/bSbu2n
Kicking off the holiday season with… whatever the fuck this is.
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boxd.it/bRYatd
A ★★ review of A Cosmic Christmas (1977)
I grew up on weird Nelvana cartoons so this was both familiar and also totally alien. I get that the kid has a hard time explaining Christmas to the aliens, though he’s the only one who actually ment...
boxd.it
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Kicking off the holiday season with… whatever the fuck this is.
boxd.it/bRYatd
boxd.it/bRYatd
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concern you’ve been to:
Victor Borge
Elliott Smith
Tragedy
Bette Midler
Live Earth
Victor Borge
Elliott Smith
Tragedy
Bette Midler
Live Earth
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
• Liz Phair at Largo, 2019
• Pearl Jam at the Patriot Center, 1994
• Jenny Lewis at Immanuel Presbyterian Church, 2016
• Radiohead at the Garden, 2003
• Run the Jewels at the Palladium, 2023
• Liz Phair at Largo, 2019
• Pearl Jam at the Patriot Center, 1994
• Jenny Lewis at Immanuel Presbyterian Church, 2016
• Radiohead at the Garden, 2003
• Run the Jewels at the Palladium, 2023
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Barenaked Ladies
Weird Al
Michael Jackson
Jack Johnson
of Montreal
Barenaked Ladies
Weird Al
Michael Jackson
Jack Johnson
of Montreal
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concern you’ve been to:
Victor Borge
Elliott Smith
Tragedy
Bette Midler
Live Earth
Victor Borge
Elliott Smith
Tragedy
Bette Midler
Live Earth
Anyone burn down their house with a frozen turkey and a deep frier yet?
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Anyone burn down their house with a frozen turkey and a deep frier yet?
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"I hesitate to call it a proper date for two reasons: first, because neither of us had admitted to any sort of feelings for the other to that point and, second, because she was living with her boyfriend at the time." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/thanksgood...
Thanksgooding
Well, it’s Thanksgiving again.
michaelianblack.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"I hesitate to call it a proper date for two reasons: first, because neither of us had admitted to any sort of feelings for the other to that point and, second, because she was living with her boyfriend at the time." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/thanksgood...
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Remember, if you have to get in a family fight over the holidays… make it physical.
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Remember, if you have to get in a family fight over the holidays… make it physical.
Bat Out of Hell - Meatloaf (Bat Out of Hell)
Girlfriend - Matthew Sweet (Girlfriend)
The Way - Fastball (All The Pain Money Can Buy)
Roundabout - Yes (Fragile)
Cuz I Love You - Lizzo (Cuz I Love You)
Girlfriend - Matthew Sweet (Girlfriend)
The Way - Fastball (All The Pain Money Can Buy)
Roundabout - Yes (Fragile)
Cuz I Love You - Lizzo (Cuz I Love You)
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Bat Out of Hell - Meatloaf (Bat Out of Hell)
Girlfriend - Matthew Sweet (Girlfriend)
The Way - Fastball (All The Pain Money Can Buy)
Roundabout - Yes (Fragile)
Cuz I Love You - Lizzo (Cuz I Love You)
Girlfriend - Matthew Sweet (Girlfriend)
The Way - Fastball (All The Pain Money Can Buy)
Roundabout - Yes (Fragile)
Cuz I Love You - Lizzo (Cuz I Love You)
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November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM