Willzebub Schlitz
@wpschlitz.bsky.social
Just another middle aged married white guy. He/him, lefty, fan of grindhouse/horror
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They keep revving the engine and messing with it. I’m gonna dial 91 and when someone gets hurt I’ll hit 1 again.
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
They keep revving the engine and messing with it. I’m gonna dial 91 and when someone gets hurt I’ll hit 1 again.
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I’d just say “Everything Griffith did was done years earlier in Le Cochon Danseur. Watch that and then get back to me” and then leave them horrified and confused.
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I’d just say “Everything Griffith did was done years earlier in Le Cochon Danseur. Watch that and then get back to me” and then leave them horrified and confused.
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
(Yeah, that tracks)
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
(Yeah, that tracks)
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
(Yeah, that tracks)
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
(Yeah, that tracks)
Fuck Harry Potter, watch TROLL (1986) instead!
(Bonus, the hero’s name is fuckin Harry Potter Jr. and you’ll never convince me JK didn’t just rip it off)
(Bonus, the hero’s name is fuckin Harry Potter Jr. and you’ll never convince me JK didn’t just rip it off)
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Fuck Harry Potter, watch TROLL (1986) instead!
(Bonus, the hero’s name is fuckin Harry Potter Jr. and you’ll never convince me JK didn’t just rip it off)
(Bonus, the hero’s name is fuckin Harry Potter Jr. and you’ll never convince me JK didn’t just rip it off)
I guess I need to retire my meme. 😢
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I guess I need to retire my meme. 😢
Happy #letterboxdfriday!
Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
Busy week messed with my routine, but I fit a couple in.
Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
Busy week messed with my routine, but I fit a couple in.
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Happy #letterboxdfriday!
Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
Busy week messed with my routine, but I fit a couple in.
Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
Busy week messed with my routine, but I fit a couple in.
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ok… I know this is a complicated song but I don’t think these are the correct lyrics.
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Ok… I know this is a complicated song but I don’t think these are the correct lyrics.
Sounds like a 19th century attempt at a horror story.
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Sounds like a 19th century attempt at a horror story.
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Time to dust this one off again.
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Time to dust this one off again.
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
(Here’s 2!)
(Here’s 2!)
October 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
(Here’s 2!)
(Here’s 2!)
Happy #letterboxdfriday!
Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
#31DaysofWhorror continues to deliver the goods.
Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
#31DaysofWhorror continues to deliver the goods.
October 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Happy #letterboxdfriday!
Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
#31DaysofWhorror continues to deliver the goods.
Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
#31DaysofWhorror continues to deliver the goods.
A picture from my own Birds experience today.
October 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
A picture from my own Birds experience today.
Who robbed the Louvre? (Right answers only)
October 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? (Right answers only)
