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Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
This is a common sentiment among people who use AI "just a little bit" and I don't think they consider that there is always someone in the audience thinking "this presenter is okay with poisoning black and brown communities to make a throwaway cartoon"
They're not AI gen slides, they are my slides where I sometimes use stylised cartoon graphics produced by AI
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This is a common sentiment among people who use AI "just a little bit" and I don't think they consider that there is always someone in the audience thinking "this presenter is okay with poisoning black and brown communities to make a throwaway cartoon"
One of the neat things that happens with immigration is that cultures share and synthesize each other's ideas, a crucial step in avoiding the birth and elevation of albino dickheads like Miller.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
One of the neat things that happens with immigration is that cultures share and synthesize each other's ideas, a crucial step in avoiding the birth and elevation of albino dickheads like Miller.
Lmao Happy Thanksgiving everyone
I can't think of any normal definition of capitalism that precludes altruism though. Consider Bombas, which donates clothing to homeless shelters for each item purchased. They're doing just fine?
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Lmao Happy Thanksgiving everyone
This is so funny from the GOAT Susan Harris:
!["I always liked to write — in Soap and in Golden Girls — scenes that meant something. I never liked setups and jokes. I wanted there to be some reality to what I was writing. Sitting around eating cheesecake gave them the opportunity to talk about something. And that's why it was so appealing.… You didn't see people talking [on TV].
There were comparisons made later to Sex and the City, and I fail to find the similarities there. These [Golden Girls] women had solid, real relationships; Sex and the City and Designing Women were something else."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:d2675i3uqfrwfpecz7ydydpb/bafkreibcawx4h6p6cd2cxzf7ikt3s37ewovqzq2o5vwxs3jrgh5n2idetm@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is so funny from the GOAT Susan Harris:
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November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
=DUDES(R2,0,C2:K2300)
The reason I will never log off is because sometimes a smol bean satanist will try to dox a social worker and snitch tag her state rep because she made a small joke that "bullying adults is sometimes necessary."
technically, i’m not a member as i let that lapse & don’t pay dues
but i wouldn’t expect a complete random stranger to know that, even while doxxing me
but i wouldn’t expect a complete random stranger to know that, even while doxxing me
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The reason I will never log off is because sometimes a smol bean satanist will try to dox a social worker and snitch tag her state rep because she made a small joke that "bullying adults is sometimes necessary."
Congratulations to the cast of Stranger Things on five incredible seasons
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Congratulations to the cast of Stranger Things on five incredible seasons
This is the Thanksgiving to confront/cut these relatives out of your life:
* Fascists
* Lite Fascists
* AI Sycophants
* Debate Me Losers
* Is Mostly Okay But Occasionally Gets Weird About Women and No One Ever Mentions It or Responds Directly to Him
* CBS Evening Lineup Watchers
* Bozos
* Fascists
* Lite Fascists
* AI Sycophants
* Debate Me Losers
* Is Mostly Okay But Occasionally Gets Weird About Women and No One Ever Mentions It or Responds Directly to Him
* CBS Evening Lineup Watchers
* Bozos
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This is the Thanksgiving to confront/cut these relatives out of your life:
* Fascists
* Lite Fascists
* AI Sycophants
* Debate Me Losers
* Is Mostly Okay But Occasionally Gets Weird About Women and No One Ever Mentions It or Responds Directly to Him
* CBS Evening Lineup Watchers
* Bozos
* Fascists
* Lite Fascists
* AI Sycophants
* Debate Me Losers
* Is Mostly Okay But Occasionally Gets Weird About Women and No One Ever Mentions It or Responds Directly to Him
* CBS Evening Lineup Watchers
* Bozos
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Euphemism is simultaneously used too little and too much
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Euphemism is simultaneously used too little and too much
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
People who get heated arguing about food online are the intellectual equivalent of the militia guys who dress up in camo and pretend to do live fire exercises
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
People who get heated arguing about food online are the intellectual equivalent of the militia guys who dress up in camo and pretend to do live fire exercises
I'm getting word that some people are being very unfair to the emotionally-stunted homunculus that the devil Yakub made. You don't know? He combined the smarm that oozes from every center-left poster on Bluesky and created an off-putting little creep, and now people are being mean to it. Concerning.
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm getting word that some people are being very unfair to the emotionally-stunted homunculus that the devil Yakub made. You don't know? He combined the smarm that oozes from every center-left poster on Bluesky and created an off-putting little creep, and now people are being mean to it. Concerning.
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(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
Tbf to this guy, there are poverty researchers and econ journalists who not only don't know that the FPL is bullshit, but actively argue in favor of it because "it's the measure."
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Tbf to this guy, there are poverty researchers and econ journalists who not only don't know that the FPL is bullshit, but actively argue in favor of it because "it's the measure."
I love tech. I love stopping for a coffee, ordering, and then five minutes later getting a push notification from Google Maps suggesting I look at the coffee shop's menu online. Couldn't have done it without you, G.
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I love tech. I love stopping for a coffee, ordering, and then five minutes later getting a push notification from Google Maps suggesting I look at the coffee shop's menu online. Couldn't have done it without you, G.
I call him "John Feta-man" because he's white and there's too much of him
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I call him "John Feta-man" because he's white and there's too much of him
Tired: "for someone so concerned with human rights, you've never said a single thing about Gaza"
Wired: "for someone so concerned with human rights, you've never said a single thing about gyoza"
Wired: "for someone so concerned with human rights, you've never said a single thing about gyoza"
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Tired: "for someone so concerned with human rights, you've never said a single thing about Gaza"
Wired: "for someone so concerned with human rights, you've never said a single thing about gyoza"
Wired: "for someone so concerned with human rights, you've never said a single thing about gyoza"
Lmao this is an incredible year for the worst writing you've ever read
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Lmao this is an incredible year for the worst writing you've ever read
I don't particularly like turkey but I don't think we should judge ingredients by how they taste after Americans cook them
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I don't particularly like turkey but I don't think we should judge ingredients by how they taste after Americans cook them
Reading anyone else's flirting or sex talk is like bursting in on someone using the toilet
not defending rfk here but neither am I in a position to critique the leaked erotic missives of anyone else on earth lol
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Reading anyone else's flirting or sex talk is like bursting in on someone using the toilet
Lost all my money at a Sky Zone last night. I have to stop gamboling.
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Lost all my money at a Sky Zone last night. I have to stop gamboling.
Welcome to Glisten, Montana: the Sexiest Town in America
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Welcome to Glisten, Montana: the Sexiest Town in America
nw Fascination (1979)
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
nw Fascination (1979)
ME, A CRONE: ehehehehe pick up the mirror, Warrior! Gaze deeply and see the future that awaits you! ehehehe
WARRIOR, LOOKING IN MIRROR: It just shows my reflection.
ME: No you have to hold it more like
WARRIOR: I'm holding it
ME: no no like this
WARRIOR: this is actually a really nice mirror
WARRIOR, LOOKING IN MIRROR: It just shows my reflection.
ME: No you have to hold it more like
WARRIOR: I'm holding it
ME: no no like this
WARRIOR: this is actually a really nice mirror
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
ME, A CRONE: ehehehehe pick up the mirror, Warrior! Gaze deeply and see the future that awaits you! ehehehe
WARRIOR, LOOKING IN MIRROR: It just shows my reflection.
ME: No you have to hold it more like
WARRIOR: I'm holding it
ME: no no like this
WARRIOR: this is actually a really nice mirror
WARRIOR, LOOKING IN MIRROR: It just shows my reflection.
ME: No you have to hold it more like
WARRIOR: I'm holding it
ME: no no like this
WARRIOR: this is actually a really nice mirror