Woozer
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Looking for news and motorcycle stuff. PNW transplant. Slava Ukraini. 🌈
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Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests
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Yes, that is her entire job description.
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Yes, that is her entire job description.
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
“Sir, would you feel differently if they handed us $50k in a shopping bag?”
Homan: "I don't think the UK is a friend to this country and friend of the president"
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“Sir, would you feel differently if they handed us $50k in a shopping bag?”
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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Of All The V8s I've Loved Before...
I've enjoyed driving a number of Porsche/Mercedes/BMW/Lexii V8s over the years, but only owned four:
Plymouth Fury ex police - 440 ci?-4 bbl
Chevy Camaro - 307 ci - 2bbl
Olds Something or other full size wagon - small block tbd - 2 bbl
Corvette C4 - 350 ci - MPI
I've enjoyed driving a number of Porsche/Mercedes/BMW/Lexii V8s over the years, but only owned four:
Plymouth Fury ex police - 440 ci?-4 bbl
Chevy Camaro - 307 ci - 2bbl
Olds Something or other full size wagon - small block tbd - 2 bbl
Corvette C4 - 350 ci - MPI
I don't know why but it all comes back to me wanting to own a good V8 someday as improbable as it seems to me now.
Here's a few I've thought about "someday" which might never happen 🧵
Here's a few I've thought about "someday" which might never happen 🧵
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Of All The V8s I've Loved Before...
I've enjoyed driving a number of Porsche/Mercedes/BMW/Lexii V8s over the years, but only owned four:
Plymouth Fury ex police - 440 ci?-4 bbl
Chevy Camaro - 307 ci - 2bbl
Olds Something or other full size wagon - small block tbd - 2 bbl
Corvette C4 - 350 ci - MPI
I've enjoyed driving a number of Porsche/Mercedes/BMW/Lexii V8s over the years, but only owned four:
Plymouth Fury ex police - 440 ci?-4 bbl
Chevy Camaro - 307 ci - 2bbl
Olds Something or other full size wagon - small block tbd - 2 bbl
Corvette C4 - 350 ci - MPI
I don't know why this irritates me so much. You don't 'bid for the chance' to own a car on BAT. It's not a goddam lottery. If you want a car bad enough, you blow everybody else out of the water with a high bid, and it's yours.
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I don't know why this irritates me so much. You don't 'bid for the chance' to own a car on BAT. It's not a goddam lottery. If you want a car bad enough, you blow everybody else out of the water with a high bid, and it's yours.
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That is Quite a Lot of Cameros.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
That is Quite a Lot of Cameros.
It’s a tiny thing in all this, but, ‘guys’?
Also guys I am not in love with NYT, I don’t work there anymore, I am so happy to be at Bloomberg, I think it is absolutely the best and you should all subscribe! And maybe I should have kept quiet about this, but I just think we could all be examining things with some more nuance here!
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It’s a tiny thing in all this, but, ‘guys’?
Goon a movie (Bond edition)
You Only Goon Twice
Goonerball
The Goon Is Not Enough
Gooners Are Forever
Doctor Goon
You Only Goon Twice
Goonerball
The Goon Is Not Enough
Gooners Are Forever
Doctor Goon
Goon a movie
Man on the Goon (1999)
Only Gooners Left Alive (2013)
They Goon (1988)
Gooning the Stone (1984)
Two Goons for Sister Sarah (1970)
Goon (2009)
The Gooning (2014)
Man on the Goon (1999)
Only Gooners Left Alive (2013)
They Goon (1988)
Gooning the Stone (1984)
Two Goons for Sister Sarah (1970)
Goon (2009)
The Gooning (2014)
Goon a movie
Killers of the Flower Goon
Killers of the Flower Goon
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Goon a movie (Bond edition)
You Only Goon Twice
Goonerball
The Goon Is Not Enough
Gooners Are Forever
Doctor Goon
You Only Goon Twice
Goonerball
The Goon Is Not Enough
Gooners Are Forever
Doctor Goon
Goon A Movie
The Goons Of Navarone
The Goons Of Navarone
Goon a movie
"Top Goon"
"Top Goon"
Goon a movie
Gune
Gune
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Goon A Movie
The Goons Of Navarone
The Goons Of Navarone
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
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Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
So you got your people to do it for you. #shameshameshame
America is in the midst of a Republican-made health care crisis—a crisis so severe, so urgent, and so devastating for American families that I cannot support a continuing resolution that fails to address it.
I am voting NO.
I am voting NO.
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
So you got your people to do it for you. #shameshameshame
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from one autistic to another, good job, kid¹
[¹ the article doesn't say it, but yeah - we can usually spot our own]
[¹ the article doesn't say it, but yeah - we can usually spot our own]
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
from one autistic to another, good job, kid¹
[¹ the article doesn't say it, but yeah - we can usually spot our own]
[¹ the article doesn't say it, but yeah - we can usually spot our own]
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💥 Russia: Deputy director, chief designer and chief engineer of major military contractor Kizlyar Electromechanical Plant died in a comical helicopter crash in occupied Dagestan.
The company designs and produces a large variety of electronic components for military aircraft.
The company designs and produces a large variety of electronic components for military aircraft.
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
💥 Russia: Deputy director, chief designer and chief engineer of major military contractor Kizlyar Electromechanical Plant died in a comical helicopter crash in occupied Dagestan.
The company designs and produces a large variety of electronic components for military aircraft.
The company designs and produces a large variety of electronic components for military aircraft.
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Sherman has impeccable comic timing
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sherman has impeccable comic timing
👇💯💯💯💯👇
And the GOP rejected it, which he almost certainly knew would be the case!
I don’t like Schumer, I think we’re overdue to see some changes in Congressional leadership, but I also think he is better at politics than a lot of us on Bluesky.
I don’t like Schumer, I think we’re overdue to see some changes in Congressional leadership, but I also think he is better at politics than a lot of us on Bluesky.
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
👇💯💯💯💯👇
If I were in summer camp and a parasail made an emergency landing there, it’d be the most exciting thing to happen all summer. When that happened at her kids’ camp, Mrs Entitlement had a full blown freakout that it was some sort of 10/7 re-enactment. Absolutely delicious.
November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If I were in summer camp and a parasail made an emergency landing there, it’d be the most exciting thing to happen all summer. When that happened at her kids’ camp, Mrs Entitlement had a full blown freakout that it was some sort of 10/7 re-enactment. Absolutely delicious.