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I will ONLY watch football games where the Army plays the Navy and whoever loses I will NO LONGER support as a troop provider
January 20, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I will ONLY watch football games where the Army plays the Navy and whoever loses I will NO LONGER support as a troop provider
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btw bluesky is having its biggest month in a while by the math
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
btw bluesky is having its biggest month in a while by the math
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Hey that pillar of salt is a real head turner
grok, i need you to put this pillar of salt in a bikini
Twitter is actually doing all that sodom and gomorrah stuff from the bible like 1:1 its impressive
January 5, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Hey that pillar of salt is a real head turner
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
America’s policies create the refugees that we blame for everything
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
America’s policies create the refugees that we blame for everything
Nobody ever started a war over solar panels and wind turbines. We need renewable energy now
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Nobody ever started a war over solar panels and wind turbines. We need renewable energy now
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sorry for having consistent values around things like, i dunno, not liking violence and aggression, respecting order and the rule of law, not being racist, etc
Some Democrats hate that their party is largely positioning itself in opposition to the operation that resulted in Maduro's capture.
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com
Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com
Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"It looks weak": Some Democrats want their party to shut up and clap for Maduro's capture
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," fumed one House Democrat.
www.axios.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
sorry for having consistent values around things like, i dunno, not liking violence and aggression, respecting order and the rule of law, not being racist, etc
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Democrats need to strongly and uncompromisingly demand that Trump is removed from office for illegally starting a war for oil that benefits no one.
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Democrats need to strongly and uncompromisingly demand that Trump is removed from office for illegally starting a war for oil that benefits no one.
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Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
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when someone’s net worth reaches a billion dollars it should roll over to zero like the scores in old video games
December 30, 2025 at 7:53 AM
when someone’s net worth reaches a billion dollars it should roll over to zero like the scores in old video games
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I’ve begun evaluating license plates based on how funny they would be to be the last thing you see
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I’ve begun evaluating license plates based on how funny they would be to be the last thing you see
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RIP to Mike F, one of the all time great posters. Thank you for brightening online with your many wonderful jokes.
December 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
RIP to Mike F, one of the all time great posters. Thank you for brightening online with your many wonderful jokes.
Genuine question: how do you go on being friends with people after embarrassing yourself so thoroughly in front of them
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Genuine question: how do you go on being friends with people after embarrassing yourself so thoroughly in front of them
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Did you know that having jungle cats lick pedestrian walkways clean is not nearly as sanitary as hosing them down? Anyway, we’ve changed our policy.
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Did you know that having jungle cats lick pedestrian walkways clean is not nearly as sanitary as hosing them down? Anyway, we’ve changed our policy.
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I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion
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Thieves steal art from the Louvre in test of laws
BREAKING: Israel strikes southern Gaza in test of ceasefire.
Israel strikes Gaza in first major test of ceasefire
Israel said it struck Hamas militants in Gaza on Sunday after they shot at Israeli soldiers who were inside the area that is still under Israeli control, according to the conditions of the Oct. 10 ceasefire.
bit.ly
October 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Thieves steal art from the Louvre in test of laws