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Detective Chimp is famously a Republican, but Ken Hale the Gorilla Man is a Democrat, so to the best of our knowledge, apes are swing voters.
not totally relevant, but back when subway baked its on bread on-site, when I was in college, there was a good subway, and a bad subway on or near campus. I only went to the bad subway maybe 3 times in 4 years, and twice, the guy behind the counter said "Sorry, we forgot to make bread this morning."
We need a catch-all term for this new brand of right-coded nostalgia politics that wants to burn society to the ground because they poisoned their brains on ‘member berries. Crybaby Conservativism?
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'll be honest, I don't entirely know the breadth and extent of what a US Secretary of Transportation does, but I am pretty certain it is not to be a middle school principal for the entire nation.
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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hey look an excuse
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Blue and Black Unnamed Goldfish
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.

GO.
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
a random thought, as a child of a Kenyan national and American national who spent their formative childhood years in a majority Muslim nation, Barack Obama and Ororo Munroe are eerily similar.
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I can feel my brain rejecting some of the stuff in the emails as part of a self-preservation mechanism on how the world works.

there was a newscycle in the last year of the Obama administration about how he was in the same hallway with a security guard with a criminal record, and the secret ...
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
since Elon has pissed off anyone vaguely left of center, and no one right of center will buy an electric... are we going to see internal combustion Teslas
Tesla's latest gambit: become a rental car company. As cars pile up in showrooms and storage lots, Elon is trying to rent his way out of a crisis. Good luck, bud. #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall electrek.co/2025/11/10/t...
Tesla can’t sell its cars anymore so it is renting them now
Tesla is launching a new car rental program out of its stores in the US, as sales are crashing due...
electrek.co
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This Emmett Johnson guy's really good.
2Q, 1:47 | Touchdown, Nebraska

Who else but Emmett Johnson?

Johnson bullies his way up the middle for the 1-yard score. PAT good.

Nebraska 21, UCLA 7
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
When my dad was a young lawyer the local D party tried to get meetings with basically every young lawyer in the county who wasn't a registered R to try to talk them into running for county commission. My dad didn't take the meeting because he knew the pay was shit.

The lawyer they got to run later
The Mayor of New York only makes $260k. I bet there are police that make more than that in NY with overtime.

We need to pay elected leaders more money and stop pretending it's some sort of calling. They're managing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and millions of people's lives.
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"I meet so many people who can't wait to tell me they're from Chicago and when I meet them, they're living anywhere but Chicago" - Jed Bartlet
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
school of business is throwing an event for free lunches to SoB students, and its a Nebraska school delicacy, Chili and Cinnamon Buns, and i overheard someone saying "no, in chicago, our schools served... normal food"
October 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Sexy Gumbel Distribution
bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season
October 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
my hot take is Ditko is pretty overrated. good at character design but real lazy about backgrounds and action scenes
Anyone have a particularly hot comic take?
October 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
i am beginning to think that @beijingpalmer.bsky.social wont make it through his game recommendation
September 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
if it was a road trip, my dad, it was either Springsteen or the cast recording of Les Mis
What is Dad playing?
September 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I always thought it was a weirdly revealing flaw about Trump that he freaked out about like, Alec Baldwin's Trump impression. It is the easiest lay-up to make yourself look more likable. SNL is not super cutting satire. Just be like "Oh yeah, its cute."

GHWB did it, Sarah Palin it.
September 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
kinda weird that trump ended his rant against the late night show with "I am Quaid Army, though."
September 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
i generally think that "classic" names usually sound better but after working as a searcher in title insurance, i officially give really common last names a dispensation.

you really dont want to be liable for every judgment every Tim Smith in the state has
Ok listen up this is important: if you have a generic last name like “Robinson” then don’t name your son something generic like “Tyler.” Name him Starlord, or Xerxes or Photonbeam. Otherwise, when there’s a national manhunt and every Tyler Robinson gets targeted by a rightwing mob, your kid is safe.
September 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I mean, maybe he is telling the truth, but what the fuck is that preamble
Trump claims Charlie Kirk's shooter is in custody: "Can I always say I think just to protect us all and so Fox doesn't get sued and we all don't get sued and everything else but I think with a high degree of certainty, we have him in custody."
September 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
well this political assassination situation seems very serious. thank god we have such a steady hand on the tiller.🤗
well this poland situation seems very serious. thank god we have such a steady hand on the tiller. 🤗
September 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
well this poland situation seems very serious. thank god we have such a steady hand on the tiller. 🤗
September 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
September 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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August 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
okay, the strategy that i see most often advocated here for the midterms is "make no concessions on policy or rhetoric, let thermostatic backlash to Trump' policies get you to the end zone."

under that theory, then Trump Tariffs getting struck down is a bad thing for dems, isnt it?
August 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM